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I suddenly asked for leave tomorrow, how do I explain the reason today?

Ask for leave directly, and think of countermeasures when encountering a persistent boss

Workplace reminder: Ask for leave to see your boss. If your boss breaks the pot and asks you to the end, you still have to be prepared.

The most commonly used reason: various personal discomforts

Workplace reminder: Never be active and lively the next day after being sick, as you will be more energetic than those who were not sick.

The most risky reason: saying that a family member is in poor health can easily reveal the secret.

Workplace reminder: Remember what you said the last time you used this reason.

The most difficult reason to refuse: Going on a blind date when you are older

Workplace reminder: Remember that you have never said that you are a famous woman and you are married, and do not tell the truth on Weibo , now it spreads too quickly among colleagues, so as not to cause trouble.

The saddest reason for asking for leave:

I have almost forgotten what my husband looks like, so I want to ask for leave to take a look.

Comments: This is a very popular leave request note from the 20th Bureau of China Railway. One day, I asked for 10 days of leave. I wanted to go from Jinan to Lhasa to visit my husband. It is speculated that this should be a couple of workmates, but the two have been separated for a long time and cannot see each other. You live at the head of the Yangtze River, and I live at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you day and night but never see you, and drink the Yangtze River water. Pay tribute to those who devote themselves to scientific research and engineering on the front line of the motherland.

The most hardcore reason for asking for leave:

A La Liga team that I have invested in plays a game. At the invitation of the team chairman, I will go to the scene to watch the game and participate in some shareholders' meetings as a shareholder.

Comments: In this world, the length of rivers, the width of the ocean, and the height of the sky cannot stop the footsteps of a creature called a die-hard football fan. This man, in order to satisfy his addiction as a shareholder, traveled thousands of miles to Spain just to experience the atmosphere of watching football live. It is really hard to bear to refuse.

The most learned reason for asking for leave:

I will take the CPA exam tomorrow, and today I want to go back and listen to the CPA sprint course for the last time.

Comments: This may be a pre-exam microcosm for thousands of people who take exams. In addition to working hard in normal times, it is also important to take the exam with confidence before taking it. An office worker student from Gaodun specially set aside time the day before the exam to work harder before going to the battlefield. Ignite your fighting spirit, adjust your state, and work hard to get good grades.

The most powerful reason for asking for leave:

My ex-boyfriend is getting married the day after tomorrow. I will dress up all day tomorrow and go to the wedding on time the day after tomorrow.

Comments: When love fails, hatred arises, and when we love each other, we kill each other in vain. This reason for asking for leave is not only tough, but also very sinister. Although they are already ex-boyfriends, after all, they had a lot of good times together, and it is difficult to forget them. I dressed up carefully and arrived at the wedding venue just to tell you that it is your regret to miss me. If you regret your original decision, just hug the pillow and cry.

The most confusing reasons for asking for leave:

Teacher, I have a cold, a headache, and a fever, but these are not important. The key is that our kitten is about to give birth! Please teacher Approved, sincerely, salute!

Comments: Let’s not talk about the kitten, when will the leave application note also be saluted? Is this a leave application note or a leave letter?

The most urgent thing Reason for taking leave:

In order to celebrate Singles’ Day, I asked for leave to go out to find a partner. I hope my boss will approve it. Singles beg on their knees with tears in their eyes.

Comments: There are some things that cannot be said too much, because saying too much will lead to tears. November 11th is not only the Double Eleven gold-making day for Master Ma, but also the most feared day for singles. In order to be able to "leave single" smoothly, taking time off to look for a partner is definitely an emergency. Singles also need to have spring.

The most popular reason for asking for leave:

My daughter-in-law has collected a lot of Tmall stores and LaShou group purchases. I will take a day off on November 11th to go home and keep an eye on my daughter-in-law to prevent her from losing money. .

Comments: This reason for asking for leave has become very popular recently, and it must have expressed the sentiments of the majority of male compatriots recently. The annual Double Eleven is coming again, and female compatriots are busy browsing stores and adding shopping carts, while male compatriots are also not idle, watching their wives to prevent them from shopping. If my wife falls in love with some Hermès bags and Armani perfume, I will be wasting my efforts these past few months.

Although it is normal for a daughter-in-law to spend some money, male compatriots should still remember to enter the wrong password three times just in case. I won’t tell most people.

The simplest reason for asking for leave:

I am ugly.

Comments: Original Sin, approved.