Deception message

God gave me a cornucopia, and it changed when I thought about it. Once I accidentally thought of you, I became a you. I can't stop thinking about you, it keeps changing. It's all you in the end, so I'm worried. How can I feed so many piglets?

Your happiness, I will build. I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer! Alas, it's not easy to feed a pig!

Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad or discouraged. Even if the whole world dislikes you, at least our state-owned pig farm is your warm home.

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said nothing is more stupid than a pig. And I lost. It's all your fault! Please treat me to dinner quickly to soothe my lost heart!

I don't want to be your parallel line, I can only wait and see with you all my life; I don't want to be your cross line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. I just want to be in a straight line with you, and I want to drive you into the pigsty!

The north wind is blowing again. You are always so careless. Every time I remind you to put on more clothes, you always answer me disdainfully: what is my thick pigskin for? Still afraid of the breeze?

In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly ... I envy you, alas, sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Write a song title ... you can't guess, your tearful face!

Do you know that?/You know what? I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me."

Busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive this message, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!

People are really tired when they are alive! You must queue up when you get on the bus. Secret love is really painful. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and work is very tiring. You can't rob it. You have to pay taxes if you earn money, and you have to pay for sending messages to pigs.

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

After taking a short rest with his three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!" "

Before, I only knew that pigs could not talk, so I knew hum. Later, when I met you, I realized that you could hum better than pigs. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!

Baby pig's echo: you are glad to have to. Pigs are literate, well-educated and very popular. The first thing you know is that you make it clear, and if you believe it short, you will understand. It's a literary pig, and the pigs in the inner world are talking!

It is late at night, and the pig is crying sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will always sigh loudly-pig!

You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!

They all say that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

You are going on a long trip abroad, and sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say: reform well and try to reduce the sentence! Happy April Fool's Day!

Pig saw the old man and asked, Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.

I saw you loitering in the supermarket the other day. You put your hand into the machine that can check the price, and the result shows: 8 yuan, pig's feet, you think there is something wrong with the machine, put your head in. I almost died laughing when I saw it: pig head 18 yuan!

Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! How insulting! I'm sorry about that pig!

One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my God, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are stupid.

Do you have a TV there? Watch CCTV 1. The White House was bombed and the whole building collapsed. The police have sealed off the whole of Washington, 19 people were killed, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing. . . 1 person cheated!

Measure the window, bed, wall, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

Don't get drunk in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, Are you a brother? Brother did it! Happy April Fool's Day!

English tongue twister test: repeat peace-war-discovery three times quickly, and those who are fluent and error-free prove that their spoken English is superb.

Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty!

Crying, silly and happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

Honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price!

I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

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On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man nervously say: the child is not mine! Happy April Fool's Day!

The teacher said: I want class flowers for two people. So I took a class flower, took a class and chose two most beautiful girls. The teacher said: Go to the Academic Affairs Office to move flowers!

You're cool, you're cool, you take off your pants when you fart, and you walk on the catwalk. Without girls, you're jealous every day, and you always want to climb trees when you sleep. Well, you've been admitted to a mental hospital.

I heard a friend say that you hate summer, but I didn't know you hate the bite of flies and mosquitoes until I asked. If it's too hot, you have to gasp and stick out your tongue. The most important thing is that you are afraid that the buried bones will go bad!

Today, I have a new plan: to send some beautiful women to men, some handsome men to women, some lollipops to children, some solatium to the elderly, and most importantly, some blessings to fools. Happy April Fool's Day!

If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You are right and innocent. I envy you!

Yesterday, I dreamed that you were wearing a hat and wearing hemp fibers, driving a boat and fishing alone. I woke up in the morning, and I didn't know what to say. I thought it would be your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day to the happy fisherman!

April fool's day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April fool's day is not only fun, but also sincere; April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish "Silly" to keep pace with the times and sink into yan zhen.

April fool's day is coming, be careful of being caught; Beware of acquaintances when going out, and the company beware of colleagues; Beauty should avoid discharge, friends should pay attention to enthusiasm, April Fool's Day should be lucky and happy, and every second should be happy!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business, as long as you have a happy April Fool's Day!

I want to dedicate this short message to you, who laughs cute, cries cute, walks like a lady and sings sweetly. But these are limited to April Fool's Day. Happy holidays!

This message is absolutely exclusive to you. Children's Day is over age, Labor Day is glorious for everyone, and National Day is too far away. I wish you every success in your daily performance. Forget April Fool's Day. Remember to be happy.