Funny and hilarious copywriting

1. I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly I ended up getting fat one bite at a time.

2. For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only acceptable way to lose weight is to go to the toilet more often.

3. My wife is a very reasonable person. Every time she hits me, she will ask for my consent. If I say I don’t agree, she will hit me until I agree.

4. Some people eat as much as they can when they are unhappy, but I am different. I eat as much as I can whether I am happy or not.

5. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised. This page is not written, and that page is not written.

6. How to test a man? If a man replies to your messages instantly while playing games, then please remember that he is called a pig teammate and you cannot play games with him!

7. There is always that one person who will defeat you as long as he smiles at you. God replied: For example, the head teacher outside the window!

8. What should you do if you meet a fool? Support all his views. Let him become more stupid!

9. My three strongest heartbeats occurred respectively when I was called on by the teacher in class, when I missed my footing when going down the stairs, and when you looked back at me and smiled.

10. The TV said that placing a mobile phone under a pillow would cause radiation. I was so frightened that I quickly turned off the TV and threw away the pillow.

11. A couple in love, no matter how ugly the girl is, the boy will praise her for how beautiful she is. No matter how handsome a boy is, girls will say he is ugly.

12. On New Year’s Day, I returned home penniless. It was my mother’s words that made me feel that I was not penniless. She said: "You still have the nerve to come back!"

Thirteen. Your position in my heart cannot be replaced by anyone, just like after Dahuang dies, no matter how many dogs you raise, it will not be Dahuang. .

14. Some people, once they miss it, are really grateful to God, with gongs and drums roaring and firecrackers blasting.

15. I went to buy multi-grain pancakes this morning and told the boss I didn’t want coriander. The boss was too quick and forgot about it. He said apologetically, “I’m used to it. If I can’t give it to the people behind me, I’ll give it to you again.” Do it." I said, "Okay." Unexpectedly, I said "Okay" seven times later.

16. For me now, losing a pound of weight is like risking my life, and gaining a pound of weight is like playing for fun.

17. Stop complaining that you can’t find the right person among 1.4 billion people. You can’t even find the right person for the four options in the exam, let alone 1.4 billion options!

18. When the leader was having a meeting with a foreign businessman, I acted as a translator. I put too much pepper in the meal, and the foreign businessman sneezed, and I couldn’t hold back the sneeze either. The leader was happy: "I can understand this sentence without translation."

19. I have learned many skills and found that the most useful skill is "thinking openly".

Twenty. Facial masks are still very useful. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than usual.

Twenty-one. I am still very good at cooking, such as braised beef, pickled pepper beef, green onion pork ribs, chicken stewed with mushrooms, braised pork with pickled vegetables, shredded pork with pickled vegetables, etc., etc. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles.

22. During the Chinese test, I always felt that I was a foreigner; during the English test, I always felt that I was Chinese; during the math test, I realized that I was actually an alien.

23. Before you got married, you told me that your greatest advantage is your virtuousness. After you got married, you discovered that you really can only idle and know nothing!

Twenty-four. If one day you want to cry, please call me and let me know that you have this day too.