Humorous May Day greetings

1, I won't rest during the May Day holiday. SMS blessing is very busy, so I have to stop every day. Today, when Labor Day comes, life will be happier. I miss you endlessly and I am eager to bless you. Happiness will accompany you for a while, and happy flowers will never thank you.

2. Send you five ones on May Day: send you a good body to make you healthy, a good career to make you worry-free, a good mood to make you comfortable, a group of good friends to cherish, good luck to make you happy all your life!

3. Labor creates a happy future, paving the way with both hands, letting a hundred flowers blossom with hard work, and watering a beautiful life with sweat. Workers are the most beautiful, and Labor Day is coming. I wish you a bright future by wearing red flowers on your chest and being a model worker.

4. The romance of wind chimes lies in arousing people's yearning for a better life; The profundity of Camel Bell lies in arousing people's yearning for a better future. The ringtone of the mobile phone lets you know that someone is silently wishing you a happy Labor Day!

5, today's Labor Day, delete troubles, dilute fatigue, recover setbacks, and pull black tears; Create new happiness, paste good luck, copy health and find happiness. Pack up for May Day and send you a wonderful life!

6. It is my greatest honor to know you. Having you is my greatest pride in this life. Being with you all my life is my greatest wish in this life. Dear, happy May Day!

7. The wind is smiling, birds are singing insects, spring is bright, May Day is coming, and there is almost no sadness during the small holiday. Please invite friends to have more fun, talk about other feelings and troubles, talk about family happiness, send text messages, be affectionate and happy, and wish you a good mood on May Day!

8, tired, hands-on, ears and eyes. Work, use your head, and be more motivated. Tired, rest your feet and stay healthy. Labor Day nourishes the spirit and makes happiness permanent. Happy Labor Day.

I have the magic of a magician. From the moment you receive this message, your hand will never leave your mobile phone. Please close your eyes and count from five to one. When you open your eyes again, you will find that the world is so beautiful. Happy May Day!

10, put aside troubles, bring peace, go out to play, and find the source of happiness in nature; Hand in hand to bless, reminisce about old feelings, and convey the warmth of blessings among old friends during the festival. May old friends be happy, safe and happy on Labor Day!

1 1, I said, you have to listen; I sit, you have to stand; I'm eating, you have to watch; I go, you have to follow; I am angry, you have to smile; I'm free. You have to get busy. Stick to May Day, and I recommend you as a national model worker!

12, today is different from yesterday, because a day has passed; Forever is different from an instant, but friendship is eternal; Smiles are different from tears, and you will be calm after experiencing them. It's May Day again, and my feelings are getting deeper and deeper. I wish all the best!

13, May Day, look at the flowers outside the window, enjoy the sunshine in front of the window, and make your mood better; Look at all the laughter outside the door, look at the happy sign-in in front of the door, let the troubles escape, wish you good luck, wealth and happiness, and have a happy May Day!

14 You have created a beautiful life with hard-working hands and smart wisdom. You are usually busy with your work and go shopping on May Day. Go home empty-handed and comfort yourself. Happy Labor Day!

15, knowing you is my greatest honor in this life, having you is my greatest pride in this life, and being with you all my life is my greatest wish, dear, happy May Day!

16, eyebrows of the exhibition, happy heart, healthy inside, chic outside, rich hands, unstoppable position! May day is coming, I wish you a good mind in your work and in your work!

17, May Day holiday has three days, and I am in a happy mood. After busy work, friends get together to chat. Laugh when you are relaxing, and put aside your troubles and worries. Happy life every day, health and happiness are always accompanied. I wish you a happy May Day!

18, May Day, have a good time and go home for three days. Look at parents, wife and children, how happy they are. I can't finish my work at ordinary times, so I have to be free today. Parents, wives and children laugh, and the intimate words are endless. May day labor day, I wish you happiness and laughter every day!

19. Send away busyness, forget troubles, get rid of fatigue and discard stress. Sleep late, move your body, let the smile surround you forever, and let relaxation become the main theme. Here, gently say: Happy May Day!

20. Your diligence is obvious to all, just like hardworking bees are always busy with their work; Your efforts are well known, just like a down-to-earth old cow has been diligent and dedicated; On the occasion of Labor Day, I wish you a happy life!

2 1, labor is a kind of happiness, labor is a kind of happiness, festivals are a kind of leisure, festivals are a kind of relaxation, then you can enjoy your labor in labor festivals and relax yourself in labor festivals! 5. 1 labor day, I wish you a happy life!

22, take a pleasant flight, play around, don't let your legs and feet work; Friends talk about everything, don't let your stomach work all day; Give up fatigue and stress, have fun all night, and don't let your eyes work; May Day holiday is coming, happiness belongs to happiness, and rest is the most important! Happy Labor Day!

23. Labor creates history and labor creates the future. On the occasion of the new May Day International Labor Day, let's praise the most beautiful workers!

24, labor enlightens wisdom, labor creates wealth, labor brings happiness, labor is full of happiness, labor brings health, and labor brings us closer to celebrate our own festival, May Day!

25. The bonus will be doubled, the career will be further developed, the popularity will be higher, the body will be better, and everyone will fall in love with more beautiful women around them. Brother, I wish you a happy May Day!

26. On May 1 this year, I threw a golden egg at you from an altitude of 654.38+200,000 feet. It is flying towards you at the speed of breaking the sound barrier. Watch out for being smashed! Happy Labor Day!

27. Contemporary science and technology are very developed, and there are doorways to spread happiness. The May Day holiday is coming, so I want to send my blessings early: online blessings are overwhelming, and mobile phone messages are ringing nonstop, making you happy and lively on May Day!

28. Birds are singing, flowers are laughing, and Labor Day is here. The breeze blows, the sun shines, and all work troubles are forgotten; Catkin floating, leafy, plain life with a new look; SMS arrived, blessing is here, I wish you a happy May Day holiday.

29. I'm really busy at work. I have no choice but to rest. It's rare to have a small holiday. It would be a pity if I missed it. I will travel with my partner to relax and rest in three to five days. It is rare to have a confidant in life. When will I not get together today? Happy Labor Day!

30, there is a kind of happiness, called a holiday, because you can not work during the holiday; There is a festival called labor day, but labor day is not equal to labor; There is a blessing called SMS. SMS wishes you a happy May Day!

3 1, busy for a long time, finally put down the work; After working hard for a long time, I finally hope to arrive easily; After working hard for a long time, I finally got a sweet holiday. May you be relaxed and happy on Labor Day!

32. No matter the ends of the earth, they are with you; No matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, they will always be with you. I want to shout out five words to let the world know: Happy Labor Day! There are four more words. You are welcome!

33. Fate comes and goes to gather rich people, and the feelings of gathering and parting are pure and difficult to give up. The wind and rain are falling, the white hair smells fragrant, the wonderful pen adds flowers and leaves traces, and the love is close; Sorrow, joy, bitterness and joy often haunt my heart, lovesickness is hard to find in both places, and my work is healthier. Happy May Day!

34. I love to work to earn money. I suffer hardships and sweat, and I am sweet in my heart. I take shortcuts to get rich. Poisoning steamed bread harms people, adulterating and making fakes, and I have been spurned for generations. I am diligent, walking on the road of getting rich, and I am very happy when the festival comes!

35. When May Day comes, the work pressure is left behind, and the body is relaxed and happy; Spring is a good season and the suburbs are very comfortable; Friends and relatives have made an appointment, how lively it is to get together! I wish you a happy May Day holiday!

36, usually busy with work, May Day can be leisure; Put everything aside and talk to your family more; Spring is infinitely good, and birds talk wild; Work and rest, take a long vacation to adjust your body and mind! May day, may you be happy and become a fairy again!

37. Labor Day is here! I hope Honghong will start her career around 3 pm. Everyone is as strong as a tiger, with countless gold, silver and jewels. Work is not hard, sleep happily and go on the road romantically!

38, Labor Day, with labor as the theme, laziness is not allowed: mother-in-law goes to work, children need counseling in their studies, their wives need to care about their emotions, and their model husbands comment on you. I wish you a harmonious and happy family when May Day comes!

39, good friends, never give up; A good family, don't compare; Good friendship, double cherish; Have a good mood and balance yourself; Good opportunities and unremitting efforts; A bright future depends on hard work; Good news, bless you. Happy Labor Day!

40. Don't be too tired to work every day, and pay attention to your body falling asleep on time; Clear away troubles, throw away trivialities, be optimistic, never back down; Sincere friendship is precious, and SMS blessing is intoxicating. Happy Labor Day!

4 1, I wish you today every year and today every year; Monthly salary increase, weekly lottery, good mood every day, good luck every day, seeing the god of wealth during the day and counting money at night. Happy May Day.

42. May Day is coming. I wish you a good mood 1 straight and happy forever. You have traveled all over the three mountains and five mountains, and you are safe in and out. Good luck is an exception. Your troubles are over. Greetings are 7 to 8, and 9 is to make you 10 happy!

The May Day holiday is coming to an end, so don't feel too heavy. After all, labor creates wealth. I hope you can get a raise for more work. I sincerely hope that when you get paid, you can treat me to a big meal!

Thank you for your support of my work. I send my heartfelt wishes to you as soon as I arrive. I sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday! Happy Labor Day!

45. Friends will silently support you. If something goes wrong, just look back. You will still have me with you. Happy Labor Day, hardworking little bee!

46. Labor has created civilization, civilization has produced technology, and technology has invented mobile phones. Mobile phones carry information, and information transmits words. Language expresses their thoughts, and their thoughts affirm greetings: Happy May Day.

47. I'm tired, I started, and my ears are bright. Work, use your head, and be more motivated. Tired, rest your feet and stay healthy. Labor Day nourishes the spirit and makes happiness permanent. Happy Labor Day.

48. I care about you, and I believe that running water will put it for me; Voice blessing, please send it to me with the breeze. Although I am busy and have no time to get together, I have never forgotten you. Greetings to you here: Happy Labor Day!

49. My blessing goes over mountains, over gullies, over traffic lights, over main roads, over alleys, past old popsicles and into your ears. Happy Labor Day!

50. When May Day comes, the work pressure is left behind, and the body is relaxed and happy; Spring is a good season and the suburbs are very comfortable; Friends and relatives have made an appointment, how lively it is to get together! I wish you a happy May Day holiday!

5 1, May Day is here. I wish you a carefree life, friends all over the world, beauty beyond reproach, no regrets in love, unparalleled happiness, no trace of troubles, endless happiness and a happy Labor Day!

52. Send you five hearts on May Day: Send you a persistent heart and fight for your career; A love, give back to the society; Responsible, take care of the family; A sincere heart, make friends; A happy and joyful life;

53. Holidays are held every year. This festival is especially different. Do you know why? I don't know. Let me tell you something. It took me a long time to know the difference, because I sent you a short message, haha! Happy May Day!

54. Labor Day is coming. I wish those migrant workers who suffer from cramps at work, overtime convulsions, wage convulsions and wage sobs. Wish them a happy holiday!

Dear, you usually work hard for this family and suffer a lot. Today is Labor Day, so you should have a good holiday at home. Don't do those jobs until you go to work. Happy May Day!

56. Labor Day, you should spend it like this: you can go into the kitchen, you can beat alcohol, you can stay up all night, you can play cards, you can tolerate consumption, you can see the scenery, you can crowd people, you can't lose your shape, you are happy!

57. Be proud of hard work, be ashamed of leisure and hate work, start from small things, start from little things, and form the habit of loving work from an early age.

58. When May Day comes, I will give you a happy spell, bind your troubles into thin air, your sadness, put your melancholy into the cold palace and lock your fatigue forever! Happy Labor Day!

59. There are always some things that are hard to forget. There are always some people who keep them in mind. There are always days when you can put aside your troubles. On the occasion of May Day, send a message to wish you a good mood and let happiness harass you! I wish you a happy May Day!

60. The day of May Day is really sunny, reflecting a happy heart; People on May Day are really natural and unrestrained, with free music; May day's letter, really punctual, said a blessing. Labor day is here, I wish you all a happy holiday, a happy holiday!