April Fool's Day spoof SMS interception

Good horse, it has four legs, the sea is full of water, and the fool who looks at the mobile phone is grinning! April Fool's Day spoof SMS screenshot to share with you, Happy April Fool's Day!

Selected spoof messages on April Fool's Day 1. Urgent notice: the company has a day off, because the line will be overhauled tomorrow, so it can't work normally. Hereby inform!

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout at the wild advertisement on it? Is my illness cured?

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that he just shakes his head or answers any questions others ask. No? Have you heard this story?

Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Stupidity is an honor. If you are not stupid, you should be happy. Good luck with your work? Stupid? Is the ability enough? Stupid? What is life like? Stupid? Get water, make one? Stupid? Quick fool!

5. Stupidity is a natural helplessness, an acquired laziness, and a bad result planted by oneself. Although there is nothing wrong with stupidity, where can we find the happiness of harvest? Don't steal the steamed stuffed bun next door, or you will be caught by the dog's tail again!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. firm, but not stubborn; Trust, but not frivolous; Brave, but not reckless; Lively, but not frivolous; Humor, but not vulgar; Be alert, but not suspicious; A fool, but not a fool. Happy April Fool's Day to colleagues!

8. Dear mobile users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city. Bonus 10000 RMB. Please take * * * to any bank to get it. Password: Don't move. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Cry silly. Are the happy days over? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

10. Friend, why are you so beautiful? You have long hair, shawl head, big eyes, round and bright, bright and lovely, smart and beautiful, and you are the most beautiful in a jade skirt. Don't look down, friend. He is a pet dog. Today is April Fool's Day, sorry!

1 1. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the ruler is, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Deleting address book. All information will be lost. A moment, please. ...

14. Today is your birthday. All the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are free for you. Welcome to visit!

15. Someone said to me: Are you as smart as a pig? I was furious after hearing this! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!

16. Someone in the street smiles at you, which makes you feel beautiful. When you wave after laughing, it really makes people want to leave. I am embarrassed to bow my head and my face is red. Oh, my god, my pants are on backwards!

17. The Tang Priest was kidnapped by mountain thieves. In order to demand ransom, the burglar called the Monkey King's mobile phone, and the prompt sounded: the other party has flown out of the service area! He asked Tang Priest: What's the date of Pig Bajie? Tang Priest: I sent it a short message, and it's watching!

18. My family name is I love you, my name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book name is I dream of you, my pen name is I love you, and my nickname is Zhui you! Hey hey, look at your beauty. Actually, my real name is Doby! Happy April Fool's Day!

19. These days, there is simply no fairness: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous and have a high IQ to occupy the highlands!

20. Domestic pigs are kept at home, wild boars are born in the mountains, and stupid pigs are reading this message. If the stupid pig is laughing, the fat pig is angry and the dead pig is ignoring me, even the pig is not as good as the person who doesn't reply.

April fool's day spoof SMS appreciation 1. There was a sincere love, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day makes me nervous, and I'm afraid of being fooled. Be cautious everywhere, and others are cautious when they speak. I'm afraid I'll be stupid and behave badly. I suggest my friends relax and don't worry that they will become stupid. Haha, a smile makes people relax, and life is happy and friendship is long. Happy April Fool's Day! A catty and a half of Erguotou, a two-year-old veteran in love, a three-year-old who eats, drinks, gambles and drinks, and a four-year-old who cheats and steals. This person is young and promising, and when he grows up, his IQ is low. I know that this person is you, but I still insist on reading it. Admire! Admire!

Laugh at the sight of bones, jump over the wall when you are in a hurry, and scream when strangers come. It's good for humans to have you!

Due to a large number of complaints received recently, it is suspected that your line is out of order. Please call 186 1 and say loudly: Exam! Thank you for your cooperation in order to determine the fault.

A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. How to eat cucumber and watermelon to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

6. Read with me. If there are no mistakes at all, there will be a big prize: I hope I will forget it and I will be late. Wow, you scream really well. I will give you a bone!

7. Are you busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive this message, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that your master likes you best!

8. I wish you good health and all your teeth are gone! Bon voyage, missing halfway! Go all the way to the end and give up halfway! Happy every day, often abnormal! Laugh often, laugh anyway!

9. If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent!

10. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. Recently, the wind was very tight, and the original bank robbery plan was suspended. The boss told you not to act rashly to avoid arousing the suspicion of the police. Specific boot time and other notifications. Remember!

12. It is real gold and is never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

13. Horse, it has four legs. The sea is full of water. The fool looks at the mobile phone, he is grinning!

14. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. Finally, I'll leave you the most precious thing, because there's something I've always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!

15. What's going on? I called your mobile phone just now, and the bell rang, indicating that the other party is streaking, please dial again later. When dialing again, he said: Sorry, the user has turned off his phone and is celebrating April Fool's Day!

16. Don't think that you can settle down by building a city; Don't think that sowing seeds will lead to a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that little people have no power; Don't think that no one will scold you if I am blocked; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as today, you are my first thought.

17. I think I have known you for a long time. You are very, very, very, very, very stupid, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. On April Fool's Day, I wish you to live like a fool with great ability. Wealth has a fool every month, who is stupid in everything he does and eats, laughing and laughing after dinner, so that your troubles will disappear and April Fool's Day is coming soon!

19. Do you know why men like to do push-ups and women like to do sit-ups? I can't guess, stupid. I just want a baby! Happy April Fool's Day!

20. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

22. benefactor: the underwear you are wearing today is all in bad colors. Take it off immediately and throw it in the toilet to ensure safety. Very good, very good! Happy April Fool's Day!

23. Dear users, your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy holidays!

24. Your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! That I can't do anything today, I can only tease you. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day! Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day spoof message excerpt 1. Quiz: If you feel smart, if you feel humorous, if you feel handsome, if you feel attractive, the test results are quite shameless. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you? Beast!

Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey.

When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with them. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

6. I am a lonely tree, standing on the side of the road for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass by me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

7. I picked the leisure of white clouds, extracted the sweetness of mountain springs, copied the richness of peony, reduced the lingering drizzle, merged the picture of the bright moon, preserved the fragrance of flowers and put it in this blessing. I wish you a leisurely life, sweet love, long life and wealth, lingering love and wonderful fragrance!

8. On the first day of April, I was really excited. Everyone can lie, and lying is right. It's just a sweep of the eyebrows and a lot of accomplices. Don't be upset by being cheated, let's laugh together. Why should I ask? April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a happy holiday and stay away from troubles!

9. You are the sun in your heart, but it is raining; You are the moon in your dream, but you are covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first.

10. Did the wind really get into my eyes? Did you really break my heart? I really cried! Why ... Tears can't stop flowing, and there is an unknown pain, you damn onion!

1 1. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers. No? Have you heard this story? Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart!

13. April Fool's Day is here, I wish you: be a fool and worry less; If you are stupid, smile; Don't get angry, it's easy to get old; Hahahaha smiles and always hugs when he is happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. It's just a gust of wind, but it's so eternal. It's just a dream, but it's so real, but it makes me restless. I finally can't help but say to you: Next time you fart, let me know!

15. You are in our surveillance range, don't look around! You can only put your mobile phone on the ground now, and then walk in front, and you can't look back!

16. Don't ask me why I am crying. I shed tears for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why did he take you away from me, you thief!

17. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what do I think? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

18. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition.

19. People who don't know their ignorance are undoubtedly twice as ignorant. People who continue to read text messages are undoubtedly unaware of their ignorance. You are such a lovely fool!

20. Romantic in my heart, every day is Valentine's Day; Be grateful, every day is Thanksgiving; Get up early and get greedy, every day is labor day; I can fool you. Every day is carnival and April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. Since ancient times, there has been a mathematical equation that is correct (A=B, B=C), so A=C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!

22. The address book is being deleted and all information will be lost. A moment, please. ...

23. Snow is floating in the cold sky, ice is hanging on the green trees, beautiful shoes are leaking, and you are a fool, watching your mobile phone drool! what are you reading? You still don't wipe it.

24. Oh, it's hard for me. I searched desperately for you at night. I'll wait for you naked. I can't live without you in bed, but only you make me comfortable. Where are you, pajamas?

25. Toad wanted to chase the swan, and the swan said disdainfully, if I grew up like you, I would have died long ago. Toad whispered that the pig was still alive and well. Hearing this, the pig said indignantly, I was just reading the text message. Who do I want to piss off?

26. Twilight is as thick as wine, and autumn wind gently blows willows. Chrysanthemum has been defeated for a long time. Where have you been? It has been cold for a long time. Did you add clothes? The city won't let the dog owner hit you? You can call me at ease to avoid my constant concern!

27. One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

28. I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You secretly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. You think the machine is broken, put your face together and have a look. The screen shows 5 yuan, pig!

29. You: Beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day!

30. Missing is like a kite. Far away, I can only look at the beauty of your flight, and the line is the only connection. Therefore, missing is a thread. Tie you at one end and me at the other. I just need a little pull, and you wag your tail at once.

3 1. If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

32. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

33. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

34. If someone else is a flower inserted in cow dung, you are different. You are a pile of cow dung falling on flowers!

35. April Fool's Day is coming, please stay alert. All received text messages, not only can't be believed, but also have to be understood in reverse. There are many short messages praising your cleverness, all of which were intercepted by me. Let's show it after April Fool's Day!

36. Your quality is as strong as plum blossom; My personality is like a glacier; You have a convincing connotation; You are indifferent to people; So we call you. Mei Chuan is cool? !

37. There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

38. teacher:? Make sentences with Yushu in the wind. ? Student:? A well-proportioned person just sent a short message. ? Teacher:? Build another with great cleverness. ? Student:? A clever man received a short message. ? Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

39. A pig and a penguin were put in a refrigerator at minus 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!

40. Dear users: Hello, because the explosion radiation from Japan's nuclear power plant has been spreading, your mobile phone may have no signal or can't be connected today. Please drop your mobile phone to the ground and it will return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day.

4 1. You know, I'm really sad. In such fierce competition. There are so many people who like you, but I have to give you up because-the price of hamburgers has gone up-and-why can't I find my coupon?

42. Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You are with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Uncle, borrow a donkey! !

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