How to write a humorous and short notice of class reunion (two pieces)?

1. Notice of class reunion: Dear classmate X: We haven't seen each other for many years. We are very happy to get together here today. To this end, we have prepared a wealth of dinners and programs. I hope everyone has a good time. 2. Notice of class reunion: Dear classmate X: Hello! We are classmates whom we haven't seen for years. We are very happy to get together here today. To this end, we have prepared a wealth of dinners and programs. I hope everyone has a good time. 3. Notice of class reunion: Dear classmate X, hello! I am a classmate whom I haven't seen for years. We are very happy to get together here today. To this end, we have prepared a wealth of dinners and programs. I hope everyone has a good time. Dear classmate X: Hello! I am your old classmate X, and we spent the Spring Festival in our respective jobs this year. We are very happy to get together here today. To this end, we have prepared a sumptuous lunch and program. I hope you can attend.