Funny love messages from various departments in universities.

Funny love messages from all departments of the university

Funny love messages from all departments of the university. No matter in study, work or life, everyone has sent messages, which can convey concern and greetings to others. Next, I will share with you all the funny love messages from all departments of the university. 1

1. Political Department: If the government stipulates that a person can only find one woman in his life, I would rather that person is you, and I have no regrets until death do us part! But it happened that the government didn't stipulate ... Then forget it!

2. Law Department: Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I decided to sue you to court. What should I sentence you for? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

3. Biology Department: If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Love each other stupidly, live dully, snuggle clumsily, and be silly together. Even if the mountain is closed by heavy snow, you can still snuggle in the haystack and bite your ear tightly ...

4. Mechanical Department: I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, the card is stuck.

5. Preschool education major: A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not one or two years old! "

6. Department of Financial Management: If you receive this message, you will like me; if you delete it, you will secretly love me; if you reply to the message, you will want to marry me; if you don't, you will agree to marry me; if you modify it, it will be mine; if you save it, it will be mine for the rest of your life! It's up to you!

7. Department of Environmental Sanitation: Weather forecast: I miss you sometimes in the early hours of the morning to the daytime, and I think it will be crazy in the afternoon. It is expected that my mood will be reduced by five degrees. Affected by the extended low pressure zone, it is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you.

8. History Department: It is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and gently biting a small mouth, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

9. Advertising Design Department: personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points short; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; There is a house, and many people own it; Have a car, non-motorized; Looking for beautiful young people * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

1. Chinese Department: Last night, I asked a mosquito to find you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and asked it to kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

11. Performance Department: If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.

12. Mathematics Department: Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: a, miss you; B, I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D, don't think you can't; E, all of the above. Funny love messages from all departments of the university 2

1. As long as you are fresh, beautiful and happy every day, I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly, and never part again until I am old!

2. The quiet phone is accompanied by dull lights, and the lonely chest holds cold arms. I saw a stubborn heart through my piercing eyes, still stubbornly waiting for the echo of your love.

3. You are no longer in my eyes, because you are already in my blood; You are no longer in my blood, because you are in my heart. Dear, no matter where you are, you are the only one for me.

4. My love for you is like a raging river, like the Yellow River flooding out of control, or like the sunset and the splendor of the western hills. I think you can't love me without you, and I must get you.

5. There are many stars in the sky, but there is only one moon, just like there are good people in the world, but I can only see you in my eyes. I don't love much, I only love for 6 seconds in one minute. One minute, only love you for 6 seconds.

6. There is a kind of feeling called everlasting, a kind of infatuation called till death do us part, a kind of love called holding your hand and growing old with your son, and a kind of mood called loving you. It feels good. Dear, let's be happy forever.

7. When the sky meets the rainbow, it will be gorgeous during the day; When the desert meets the sunset, the dusk is poetic; When the pond meets the moonlight, the night is clear; When I met you, the world was very beautiful.

8. Wife, I love you and miss you day and night; I tilled the fields to weave for you, and my neighbors and friends praised me. But I want to be like this all my life, only envious of Yuanyang and not immortal! I wish my wife good health and happiness every day!

9. When I miss you, I feel so gentle. It's a frozen and broken stream and a flickering flame on a candle. My heart will come out of my chest to tell you happy Valentine's Day and I love you!

1, if the memory of you in my mind is represented by a point. Then I can probably write an ellipsis long enough to extend to the end of the universe, but I missed the period.

11. If you like someone, you just hit it off at first sight. I really want to be close to him and hug him. Like a person, you can let him fly freely, but occasionally tired, but you can rest safely.

12. The moon, blooming bright, stays in the tone of time, misses, sings warmly, is quiet in the noisy city, and you and I, the happiness of listening, are destined to meet in this world.

13. Wherever the sun shines, there is my sincere blessing; Wherever the moon shines, there are my deep thoughts; I am like a lonely wild goose, flapping my tired wings.

14. The furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you. But: we love each other deeply and know the existence of this love, but we can't say I love you!

15. Chew your name and feel warm; Singing your name is especially warm; Calling your name, feeling warm; Write your name, and the pond full of lotus flowers is full of your warmth.

16. Your smiling face makes my melancholy clouds dissipate; Your happy heart makes me feel comfortable; Your happy smile makes me happy again and again! I want to give you happiness, not now, but forever!

17. Today is my wife's day. I'll cook a big meal for you. Theme: Thank you. Ingredients: happiness; Accessories: beautiful, kind and virtuous. Cooking method: simmer. Efficacy: Happy for a long time!

18. I made my 11st wish that one day, you will wear a white wedding dress and hold a beautiful bouquet to be my happy bride. Dear, would you like to help me realize this beautiful wish?

19. Let the parting cup be filled with the fine wine of love. On the day of reunion, I will personally deliver it to you, let the tears of acacia moisten the dry heart, and let the eternal love exude intoxicating fragrance.

2. I can't get the moon for you in the sky, and I can't catch turtles for you in the sea. What I can do is to rub your shoulders when you are tired and give you a shoulder to lean on when you are tired. Dear, I love you!

21, a good girl is a red rose, a good girl is a purple jasmine, a good girl is a Bai Baihe, a good girl is a spring breeze, but spring is warm and beautiful. This is you in my heart.

22, love you, very beautiful; Miss you, very sweet; We are happy, that's not a problem; We are warm and romantic, which is the last word. Today, send a short message to add some interest. May your mood be more beautiful!

23. I really hope to be with you again. I don't know how far we can go together, but I know that the final result is that I will love you until the end of my life, whether we are still together or not.

24. When you see a clear spring flowing in a mountain stream, when you see a blazing fire, please don't despise it, get close to it and cherish it. All these are the strength condensed by my yearning for you to fly over Qian Shan.

25. I'll send a mosquito to you tonight, let him tell you that I miss you very much and ask him to kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now. I hope you don't burn mosquito-repellent incense, and it will tell you how much I love you!

26. Until it is opposite to your pulse, I finally believe that love can be reincarnated in past lives; Every smile of yours makes me intoxicated; I only hope that there are a pair of your footprints beside my footprints. Marry me!

27. Fate, sweetness and happiness are love, caring, touching and giving are also love, and commitment, dedication and responsibility are even more love! Let's live a clear, no regrets, mutual trust in Chinese Valentine's Day!

28. Dear, you are asleep. I only have to store my love in your mobile phone. When you wake up, I will put my love in your heart; When you see me, I will put the whole person in your arms!

29. Look at the starry sky and think of your old friends. Missing is a kind of happiness, and caring is a sincerity. Greetings are so beautiful and the distance is beautiful. Take your life slowly and send all your blessings to you.

3, a red line leads the way, two of a kind loves you, cares about the cottage, asks you out, is attacked by enemies on all sides, and makes you happy in a variety of ways, and he is so anxious to marry you, marry me!

31. Grass on the Green River, come and go with every season, how can I tell you that I love you more than myself? You are my forever treasure. My life is meaningful with you. I want you to fly freely!

32. I often miss you in lonely nights. I don't light the lamp when I miss you. I am used to thinking about your smile, your voice and the way you come to me step by step in the sun.

33. A quiet life is moldy, and boring patience is stale. Let the thought send a tiger, love sprinkle a charming, pester distress and hate, throw all the horizon, move towards a novel rhythm, and * * * measure your limited beauty.

34. To build a sweet and warm love dock, I only wish you to stay with your longing eyes, and don't miss my true pursuit. I wish to enjoy the happiness and worries of life with you all my life, and happiness will never stop!

35. Acquaintance is easier than knowing each other, lovesickness is easier than meeting each other, and love is easier than staying together. Although love is so difficult, I am willing to follow you to the ends of the earth in order to love you.

36. In your weekend, spread a layer of sunshine, and let the broken happiness diffuse like sand. And you, lazy and relaxed, are lying in my blessing, wrapped in a dream with a faint lilac flavor.

37. On the issue of love, no one is right or wrong. Love is just a fate. Edge to gather, edge to disperse. It is a precious and inexhaustible reason to be married and stay with each other until the end of time.

38. A cloud represents my love, and a dewdrop represents my love! You ask me how much I love you, and I will tell you, "I will love you forever!" " Love is the best thing in life.

39. When I stare into your eyes, when I hear your voice, when I smell the faint fragrance in your hair, when I feel my violent heartbeat, I understand that you are the only one in my life!

4. If there is an afterlife, I hope I can still be with you. But I don't want an afterlife, because I will love you wholeheartedly in this life. Love till death do us part, please accept it. I love you!

41. I want to make a bet with you to see whether I dreamed of you first or you dreamed of me first tonight. If I win, let me love you; If you win, let you love me; How about it?

42. You said that our relationship is like the wind. How can we catch it? When the wind blows, the edge flies away. But I said: if possible, I would like to be a dust, go with the wind, go with you, without hesitation.

43. I can't help but believe that this is fate. Only when I dreamed did I know this affection. I can't resist, I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you and me in the reincarnation from generation to generation.

44. There has always been a place in my heart. Today I can finally put you in this position happily. You will be an indispensable person in my future life, and I will work hard for our future.

45, green and faint, morning and evening every year; Every minute, every day. Love you for 365 days a year, miss you for 24 hours a day, love you for 36 seconds an hour, and say two words every second: love you!

46. Do you want to know how the silly boy who once confessed to you disappeared? Want to know why your dog only obeys me? I won't say anything if I'm killed, except for the honey trap. Bring it on.

47. The dream is calling and the Duke of Zhou is waving. Take a bath in a busy day and sleep in a working day; Remember to cover the closed window and dream that tomorrow is really comfortable; Good night and have a good mood tomorrow!

48. Don't push me into the night when I have already fallen asleep at midnight. If you have to tell me face to face about the occasional ripples in my heart over the years, I hope to find a world for two people.

49, busy work, things always change; Only friendship tells forever; Space conversion, unable to meet; Missing is not shallow, and the concern has not changed; Blessing calls, SMS greetings; Health is accompanied by happiness forever!

5. It's cold. When I come home from work, if you are at home, you will warm my hand with your hand, warm my face with your face, help me take off my hat and scarf, take off my coat and ask me if it's cold today.

51. I never thought I would fall in love with you. I always tell myself that you are just a friend. But who will stay online all day for friends, just for the little hope of meeting? So, yes, I love you.

52. The happiest thing in my life is to know you, and the favorite thing to do is to love you all my life! The biggest wish is to be the person you love the most in your life! Honey, I'll hang on to you! What about you?

53. It's cold in winter, and the wind blows again. I wish you to keep warm, greet you against the cold, tell you about your worries, say "peace", exercise regularly, rest more, add clothes, beware of colds, eat properly and take care of yourself!

54. What I want to do most is to be with you. What I want to say most is "I love you". What I like most is your smile, and what I like most is your words. Dear, I only wish you happiness every day!

55. Even if you don't talk, you will know, even if you can't come, you will feel, even if you leave, you will love, care, and be friends even if you don't hold hands.

56. The highest state of love: habit. A woman is used to a man's snoring; A man is used to a woman's willfulness; One person will change and accommodate for another.

57. The mood for love is so beautiful that it involves too many love experiences. Although time is a sincere exercise for us, I always believe that you have the gentle charm that I will never let go of, and I love you.

58. I take my thoughts with happiness, peace with good fortune, health with happiness, let the lucky aura in my life cover you, let the romantic warmth of love care for you, and wish you happiness!

59. Long time no see, suddenly I miss you. With a gentle greeting, I wish your sky will always be clear, your heart will always be young, happiness will always accompany you, and health will always be good.