National day humor jokes

1, National Day is coming, others have a lot of roses, but I am short of money, so I don't have any gifts for you. I only have a cactus, so I can only tell you affectionately: I'm tired for so long, sit down and have a rest.

2. Sending a text message is a dime, replying to a text message is a dime, and a dime is a dime, which adds up to a lot of cents. National Day is coming. Today, I will reluctantly take out another dime. I wish you a happy National Day. If it were anyone else, I would be penniless.

3. I received a short message from a strange number in the morning: National Day is coming, and the whole world should celebrate it; Your Excellency has a gentle and beautiful wife, which is even more worth celebrating! I thought about it for a long time, but I replied, who are you? I'm your wife. I just changed my number.

4. Note: If you don't contact on National Day, you will be searched by human flesh. Unhappy National Day will be punished by happiness. If you don't consider me on National Day, you will be punished. If you don't invite me to dinner on National Day, you will receive a huge friendship ticket.

5, for money, you have to work hard; For the sake of your family, you should live well; For a long vacation, you have to enjoy it; Please call me when you go out to play for this short message.

6. National Day is coming. On behalf of the mobile phone in my pocket, the short message in the menu, my flexible fingers and a dime, I would like to extend my best wishes to you in advance. I hope you have a good time in this long vacation.

7. Laugh, hum, chirp, quack, quack, quack, quack. Please receive the Moore code. The message is as follows: Be sure to eat well and have fun on National Day, and be sure to keep in touch.