93 Selected Funny Chinese New Year Quotations.

1. The auspicious wind blows plum fragrance, and several branches are placed horizontally to make a new face; Burning bamboo smoke, ziyun Teng, and warm wine in the heater are refreshing; Fu Xinteng Photography Garden Lane, Xiangguang Hong Rui photo strange building; I wish you a happy New Year!

2. wine, the more it is brewed, the more alcohol it becomes; Tea, the longer the fragrance; Friends, the more you walk, the more sincere you are; Blessing, the sooner the more sincere. The year of the sheep is coming, I wish you a happy new year!

3. Solemnly declare: This short message has never been forwarded, never seen, simple in packaging, genuine and original, and piracy will be investigated. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Horse!

4. New Year's Eve is special. Span two years overnight. Every household is busy, brightly lit, and the lights never go out. Parents, wives and children get together to wait for the Spring Festival. How can you forget your friends' feelings? Your fingers have been blessing you. Wish you a happy family and a happy life.

The bell has rung, the train in the Year of the Sheep is wandering on time, the spinning wheel is carrying happiness, and the loud whistle is carrying blessings, sending you a brand-new year and welcoming the red-hot sun of the year.

6. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, grow emerald trees, hang pearl cream and have agate fruits. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

7. If you have been afraid to say something to you, you won't have a chance if you don't say it during the New Year: Are you really annoying? I like it, but I don't like it! One last sentence? Happy new year!

Eight. Looking for someone by radio: that man is in rags, blind, unable to eat three meals, unable to stretch his limbs, unable to hear a sound, bleeding from seven holes and gossiping, just like you. I want to wish him a happy new year!

Nine. Four blessings: I booked a New Year's Eve dinner, stopped a taxi when I went out, took the lucky money by the way, and had a holiday from the first to the fifteenth; I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall and rolling financial resources; Family, friendship, affair, good luck!

Ten thousand thoughts are frozen in the air, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness! I also want to send my best wishes to the Spring Festival.

1 1. The Year of the Sheep has arrived, and it is reported by SMS; Say hello to the New Year and wish you a smile. Life is happy and good luck is shrouded; Double the salary, the opportunity is around; Fulu is both healthy and necessary; A short message, everything is fine.

12. Welcome the new year, busy with work; Good luck around, playing cards to win more money; Happy, healthy, happy and full of energy; Sent a short message, blessing fell in front of me. May you be happy to check, everything is silent.

13. Looking back, I've been busy for a whole year, and I'm still unfinished at Christmas. I will go on stage in the New Year, and I will celebrate the Double Festival with you. The scene was full of joy. Good luck and be a man.

14. Pick a thousand stars to light up your future; Plant a thousand roses, intoxicated with your mood; Fold 1000 paper cranes to release your joy; Find a thousand reasons to make you happy and peaceful; Say 1000 sentence and wish you a happy Spring Festival reunion!

May sweetness accompany you through every day of the new year, warmth accompany you through every moment of the day, peace accompany you through every minute, and happiness accompany you through every second!

16. It seems that the whole city has begun to thaw, just because the willows disappear and a little new green blooms. And how much you long for my blessing can also dissolve the whole winter. The cold inside you brings you happiness and a smile.

17. When the Year of the Sheep arrives, send a text message as soon as possible to wish you happiness, make everyone laugh, live a good life, pay attention to environmental protection step by step, be healthy and secure, take more care, set new goals, run hard and enjoy Tao Tao. I wish you all the best in the Spring Festival, a wonderful life and a high salary!

18. Wife, wife, I love you. Send a Spring Festival message in advance. I want to be diligent during the Spring Festival, and your task is to have a rest. I'm in charge of the work, and my wife just needs to talk. Steamed bread is all with dates. What flavor do you want to taste? Happy new year!

19. Happy New Year by SMS, and have a safe year; Live and work in peace and prosperity in Cheng Bang; Prosperity, bless you; You and I passed by, and happiness is more than enough; On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you infinite blessings; Youth will last forever, and it will last for thousands of years.

Twenty. Lucky lanterns, swaying in front of your eyes; Singing and laughing, echoing in the ear; Wine and food are feasts; Be happy and fly freely; Red days, wandering in happiness; Best wishes, packaged and sent: I wish you a happy New Year's Day and unlimited happiness!

2 1. Turn the sand in the Sahara into wealth, the water in the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and the top of the Himalayas into a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you good fortune and happiness in the new year!

22. Sorry, I sent you a message so early because it was urgent. Please forgive me. Tell me if you are awake. If not, you go back to sleep. If you are awake, you go back to sleep. I just want to tell you that the New Year bell has just rung.

Twenty-three A flower that has been picked for a long time is reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; In short, have you been waiting long? Happy new year.

24. I wish you a happy new year. Good things are chasing you, the supervisor pays attention to you, sickness avoids you, the car lets you go, the plane avoids you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, and everything follows you!

25. Happiness comes from a dull mind; Health comes from a light diet; Remember to be calm when you relax; Never be cold when making friends; Success must not be nonsense; Blessing must choose the New Year. Wish: Happy New Year!

Twenty-six. I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you very much. Stay healthy after the holiday. Always remember: be busy at the end of the year, pay attention to your health, eat lightly and maintain your stomach; Early to bed and early to rise makes you healthy. I wish you happiness and all the best. I wish you happiness for a long time!

27. Chinese New Year is coming, lanterns are booming, firecrackers are bustling, and everywhere is full of joy and happiness. May you be safe, embrace happiness, run towards happiness and enjoy sweetness.

Twenty-eight I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. Fortunately, you can receive messages. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope it won't make him angry, let alone choose heroic.

29. Make a beautiful wish to wish you a happy New Year, send you a beautiful feeling, wish you all the best in the coming year, send you a beautiful gift and wish you a sweet smile!

30. I wish you a smooth sailing, double snake playing with pearls; Sanyang Kaitai, making a fortune in four seasons; Five blessings, 66 Dashun; Seven stars holding the moon, spring breeze all around; It's the first of the Ninth National Games, and it's perfect. Congratulations.

If you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year. If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

Thirty-two On the New Year's Eve, cheers continued; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message has fulfilled my wish; I wish your family good health; Have a good time and earn more in the coming year; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!

Thirty-three Spring Festival is coming, and couplets are posted on the door. Fireworks cut through the night sky, and cheers thundered; Call and send a text message to say hello, and the family will reunite and smile; Health revolves around wealth, and a happy life is often embraced.

34. When the New Year comes, I send you a good mood: No matter how much water there is in the sea, how great the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how hot peppers are, no matter how tired ghosts are and how tired America is, in short, you are the most beautiful and happy, and you will never regret it!

35. Today is a new beginning. No matter how the world changes and how time and space flow, my blessing will never change: Happy and healthy New Year! Hehe, Happy New Year!

36. The Great Wall will never fall. Happy New Year to you! The spring breeze has passed Yumen Pass, and I wish you double your salary! I want to visit my relatives twice on holidays, and I get a high bonus every month! Guilin has the best landscape in the world, and the money is under the pillow!

37. The Year of the Horse is coming, and New Year's Day is coming. When the new year comes, I will send you the warmest and most beautiful first ray of sunshine in the new year. I wish you peace, happiness, happiness, happiness and all the best in the new year.

38. Good luck in the Year of the Sheep and a happy New Year. Fireworks are ringing all over the sky on New Year's Eve, and my blessing is as beautiful as a cloud. I just wish you all the best. I wish you happiness in the Year of the Sheep.

39. On the first day of the New Year, I am silently blessing you. May your life be pleasant in summer, warm in winter, rich in autumn and full of gardens in spring.

Forty. This season, my thoughts are the deepest. Let the wind bring you full blessings and fill your sweet dreams. I wish you a more brilliant coming year.

Forty-one The Spring Festival is coming, Lu Yu God of Wealth; Spring Festival is coming, smile happily; Say hello to the Spring Festival and pick up an ingot; After the Spring Festival, there is no trouble; Send blessings in the New Year and come to Fulu; Send me a message during the Spring Festival. Good luck revolves around a raise.

Forty-two Snowflakes fly late and the New Year is just around the corner. Send a message to send a blessing, good luck is silent. I have known each other for many years, caring about greetings and missing. How many greetings do you have? Like snowflakes flying all over the sky

43. When are the tickets available? Money can't buy it. I don't know the train market, which one is tonight. I want to go by car, but I'm afraid I'll be caught without a ticket, and my heart is cold. It's a long way, but it's hard to go home. Turn your head and wipe your tears. I can't sleep. I don't hate the station, I only blame myself for being slow. People have joys and sorrows, and the ticket is a mirage. I hope I can buy a ticket and go home thousands of miles away!

44. I quietly put the wishes and hopes of the New Year under the snow-melting quilt, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round!

Forty-five Spring Festival holiday is really tiring: queuing to buy tickets, row after row; The car was crowded with people, chest against back; Friends get together and have a good drink; Going to bed late and getting up early makes me a little tired. Send a message to remind you, remember, good health is the most precious.

46. Spring Festival weather forecast: RMB will be issued in the evening, there will be checks and some gold bullion in the northwest, and some US dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. Please take your helmet and sack and get ready to get rich! I wish you a happy New Year's withdrawal!

Forty-seven A kilo of peanuts and two kilos of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom and bear fruit in the Year of Rabbit.

48. Cut a beam of moonlight and flow slowly, pick a wisp of fragrant flowers, draw a stream to sing, wipe your heart with a touch of sunset, and write a short message to sincerely wish you good luck in the Year of the Sheep.

49. True friends don't care about distance, but they don't care about gender. Maybe he is close at hand, maybe he is far away. As long as they embrace each other and take care of each other, this kind of mutual understanding, lovesickness, mutual help and mutual agreement is the gentlest, most comfortable, most carefree and beautiful artistic conception in the world and the most sincere touch in the world.

50. Don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, which wasted the battery and risked my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I will pay tribute to you regardless of the consequences next year! Happy new year!

5 1. Missing is the fragrance of flowers in a season, which overflows the valley and covers you and me, while blessing is endless concern, which overflows the eyes and reaches the bottom of my heart. May the joy of the festival accompany you all your life!

Fifty-two Friend, the text message has come, and you have come from afar with blessings. Outside the window, did you see the blessing waiting for you downstairs with open arms? What, you don't believe it? Test, if you jump, you must have been caught by Fubao? Did you jump? No? Well, the blessing has arrived at the door. Open the door and welcome!

53. The firecrackers didn't sound, but I was thinking, Happy Spring Festival? I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me. New year, new atmosphere, I wish you a good beginning!

54. The Spring Festival is coming, so I don't talk nonsense, let alone cliche, and tell the truth. I wish your family clean, healthy and happy together! I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance!

55. On the second day of New Year's Day, send New Year's greetings to the couple: happy marriage, happy family, good health, happy salary increase, prosperous days, happiness and vitality!

Fifty-six. The patter of horses' hooves faded away, and the bleating sheep had arrived. Yesterday's joy is still around, and today's happiness is in my heart. The splendid scene has arrived, and the blessings of happiness are being passed on.

57. Light colorful fireworks, set off happy firecrackers, enjoy a reunion dinner, fill it with happy wine and make good wishes. I wish you a happy, healthy and safe Year of the Sheep!

58. When this new year comes, stay quietly with your family, don't worry about the troubles of the past year, don't regret the past failures, and gently say to the people you love: New Year, everything is fine!

59. Pay a New Year call early, say hello by text message, report good luck first, run with you in a happy life, have a better career, have a happy life everywhere, laugh with you in a happy mood and earn a lot of money.

Forget it, cut the crap, the Spring Festival is coming. Burning a bunch of fireworks brings you good luck; Open the red envelope and give you happy wishes; Say long live to you, a happy family; Send a short message, true friendship to you.

6 1. I sincerely wish you the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the breadth of noodles and the breadth of bread, and wish you a happy new year!

Sixty two. The day of Spring Festival is the beginning of blessing, and the day of parting is the beginning of missing. My girl, why is it full of your shadow? Happy New Year! Happy New Year to you in advance!

Sixty three. The sheep's tail is gold, and the sheep's head rings the bell to shake the gospel. The wind brings traces of spring, and the lights illuminate the way home. No matter how far you are, my blessing has set sail.

64. New Year's funny greeting messages-it's not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you?

65. Because you are not good at managing money, you are in debt for a long time, and you owe a lot of love, affection, friendship and human feelings, and you run away hastily on New Year's Eve. Now all creditors are offering a reward for Q coins. Protect yourself and give you a red envelope!

66. In this beautiful and warm world, listen to the blessings of the earth. In this hopeful year, I wish you a happy life and progress in your studies.

Sixty seven. Happy new year, happy new year! may you have a happy new year! In the past year, we cooperated happily. Thank you for your concern and wish you a happy Spring Festival! Good luck in the Year of the Sheep! Get what you want.

68. The New Year is coming. May you smile. Here's to the new year, may you be intoxicated; Good luck in the new year, may you grow more handsome; Happy new year, may you be free and easy all your life; Best wishes for the New Year. May you be happy and worry-free. Good luck in the Year of the Sheep in advance!

69. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you a piece of East China Sea; If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy; If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest. Happy new year!

70. The Spring Festival is coming, and wonderful programs are staged one after another: not singing, but the spread of express delivery; Jumping is not dancing, but the spread of joy; Not a sketch, but a blessing. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

7 1. You and I embrace each other, listening to the New Year bell, just like the breath of annual rings, around our dreams, full of love turns into sincere blessings. Happy Spring Festival? !

72. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, this incomparable super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom wishes in advance: merrick Morris, hmm, hey!

Seventy-three Say goodbye in a hurry, but it's hard to see each other. My ardent expectation and long-term nostalgia have melted into my heart. I hope my friend will be healthy and all the best in the new year.

Seventy-four Returning home during the Spring Festival, the Spring Festival travel rush craze has come again; Traffic is busy, safety is the most important; Blessings come and go, and greetings are indispensable; Take care of your luggage when you go out; Be polite in the car and don't be impatient when there are many people. Go home during the Spring Festival and have a nice trip.

75. Meteor is the expression of the sky, wish is his mood, flower is the expression of spring, beauty is her mood, happiness is the expression of time, and happiness is your mood. I wish you peace and happiness in the new year.

76. The first ray of sunshine in the New Year is for you. May you be healthy and happy; The first ray of moonlight is for you. May your romance last forever. The first magpie calls you. Good luck. The first ray of dawn is for you. Good luck.

Seventy-seven At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

Seventy-eight Firecrackers, year after year, Hu Jin becomes a jade sheep; Happily, friends pass blessings and relatives visit; With each passing day, the old look has changed, and the prospects for the new year are bright; SMS, bless you, and friendship will last forever.

Seventy-nine Don't be angry if you are bored today; Don't frown when you are bored; Don't cry when it hurts; Do not allow sadness; Loneliness is to find friends, trouble is to find happiness; Don't ask me why, Chinese New Year is to be happy. Happy new year!

Eighty. Do n't move Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen to me carefully: Happy New Year to you. I didn't meet you on New Year's Eve, I didn't have an appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and I didn't accompany you after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

8 1. The streets and alleys are full of joy, every household is brightly lit, and all ages are bright, and decorations are being played all over the world. You come to me to convey your blessing and feel the joy and happiness of the New Year. I wish you all the best in the new year!

Eighty-two Lucky photo of New Year's Day: southwest and west deep; Due west god of wealth; Northwest expensive god. Pay attention to relax yourself, adjust your mood and return to nature. May the wind get the wind and the rain get the rain. There will be this time every year, and there will be today every year!

Eighty-three Happiness is a string, and laughter never stops; Happiness is arranged in rows, and the best is by your side; Greetings, thoughts always pass; Happy New Year's Day, friendship blossoms one after another. I wish you a happy new year and a happy life!

84. Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world.

Eighty-five Happy fireworks, mellow wine and exquisite carved red lanterns, my blessing flies to you by the bell on New Year's Eve, wishing you a happy smile, a better life and a happy family in the new year!

86. The Spring Festival is coming again. Did you have a good year? At the beginning of the new year, my situation is not good: back and forth, left and right, inside and out, you, do you miss me?

Fill a car with happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all troubles, let happiness surround you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true feelings of life, and let happiness always smile at you!

88. The new year opens up new hopes, and the new blank carries new dreams. Sweep away the dust of the years, and let laughter and tears, love and sadness condense into heavy crystal amber in my heart.

89. The cutest message of the year: the person who received it will never be fired, the person who watched it has a successful career, the person who saved it has a sweet love, the person who deleted it has good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who forwarded it has skyrocketed!

90. As the Spring Festival of the Year of the Horse is approaching, I send my best wishes to my side. Busy on weekdays, help me solve problems. Swearing during the Spring Festival holiday, so you can have a rest and have a good mood. Send you a beauty card. May you be young forever. Happy new year!

9 1. The imperial edict said: Fengtian brought the goods, and the emperor called: You owe me 30 cents for the Spring Festival last year, and you have not paid it back yet, so you will be fined for three days. No shit, no paper, only three feet until you suffocate! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

92. Pain is the best of others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends will last forever; Love is managed by heart, and there is nothing important in the world. Happy new year!

93. May all the blessings flock to you, which is my expectation; It is my wish to let the joy of the festival overflow for you; It is my expectation to let a happy life embrace you. Let's make progress together in the new year.