Ask for funny greetings, text messages.

After being reported, you stole countless vegetables on the Internet and gave roses to your lover. I also cooked potatoes in my own home, often climbed pear trees in open-backed pants, and threw grass to raise insects. I've decided to arrest you. 2. When winter comes, I'll tell you a few health tips. When the weather is cold, hug and warm with your lover. It's windy and dusty, and beautiful women look good; It's a long night, send more text messages and help your friend change his smiling face. 3. Q: What is the name of the best frog? Bullfrog. What is the name of the best QQ group? Cattle. Who is the best person? Of course it's you. Give all the flowers to the best of you. In short, flowers are inserted in cow dung. 4, your appearance is like lightning in summer, which can't be stopped across my cloudy sky and illuminate my life! I have no light without you! I really need you.-Oh, dear flashlight! 5. Fool+fool = big fool, fool-fool = little fool, and what is fool plus fool? .......... ... Forget it! Equal to you. 6. What time is it? No sleeping! Congratulations on receiving the message from the most handsome man of this century! I can't think of anything to congratulate you except congratulations. 7. My composition: 59% handsome, 40% cool, 1% slightly shy. Scope of application: PLMM age 18-23. Indications: bad mood, lack of friends, boring life. Warning: Long-term use will lead to serious dependence and rejection on other men. 8. As long as I get rid of all the people I have kissed, I will never be soft. Maybe you will feel heartless. In fact, I also miss the moment of kissing. It feels good, but I can't help it. Snails, that's all, right? 9. The night before the boar and sow got married, the boar found that the sow was not a pig and roared: Who did it? The sow lowered her head and blushed shyly and said, This guy read the message. The sun ignores me and the moon ignores me. The moon ignores me and the stars ignore me; The stars ignore me and the clouds ignore me; Even if all the above ignore me, at least you ignore me. If you ignore me, hey! Then I really turn my back on the dog.