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1. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others will not see it.

Some people say that a pair of shoes is enough for my living expenses for one month. I smiled, so I wanted to tell him to wear less shoes in his twenties and thirties.

Since you can't be your bride, be your mother.

My favorite month of the year is February, and I only need to be poor for 28 days this month.

5. How can some people list dozens of items when looking for someone? My mate selection criteria are only three words, please.

6. Nowadays, girls are too active. They have only known each other for a few days and have to meet their parents. I just asked a girl if she wanted to go to the movies, and she said to see your mother.

8. If you are about 20 years old and your best-looking friend is about your age, what is his micro-signal?

9. Just forget to bring money for dinner, and tell the boss that he won't make it up next time! As soon as I got angry, I called more than 10 friends and finally took all the money for the meal!

10. People around me always tell me not to wear a hat. I asked why, and they said, I can't see such a beautiful face.

1 1. Wine is a good thing. Li Bai can write poems when he is drunk. If Song Wu drinks too much, he can kill the tiger. What can I do if I drink too much? I drank too much and forced Song Wu to write poems and Li Bai to shoot tigers.

12. On the weekend train, a man shouted at me as soon as he got on the bus, which was particularly fierce. After a stalemate, I looked at his ticket and gave up. He didn't say anything, and then I told him that you got on the wrong bus. Sometimes you should teach people with no quality like this. He turned pale and asked the person next to him. As a result, I got on the wrong bus

14. What do you think I should give you? You don't lack anything. I'd better send you away.

15. It is said that boys will be gentle when they speak, such as: Baby, where is your best friend?

16. God, just now, a super handsome boy came up to me with a bunch of roses and said to me in a very magnetic voice, would you excuse me? This flower cannot be squeezed.

18. I don't want to lick dogs anymore. Let's get together and go. You can take your wooden bridge in the future, and I'll support the bridge below. Be careful when crossing the bridge!

19. As a well-known big star, I have always kept a low profile when playing king. To this day, I don't know where the clue came from. My teammates asked me, are you an actor?

20. Just lying in bed listening to music, it suddenly occurred to me that there was still a lot of homework to write. I slapped myself a few times, listening to music and thinking about something.

2 1. You always play hahaha. Have you ever thought that the H key is very tired and you don't want to keep pressing it like a muscle spasm? It longs for rest and misses its family. Have you ever cared about this? No, you only think about yourself.

22. My monthly salary is 1800. I bought my girlfriend her favorite brand-name bag the other day, and I gave her a red envelope of 1, 3 1.4 on Valentine's Day. This story tells us that we poor people can make up stories about the rich.

22. Now, some people's ideas are really hard to say. Do you think boys like it because you look good? Do you think all girls post it because you have money? Do you think being rich will really make you happy? I will tell you today: Yes!

It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me, as long as you ask, I will say no.

24. Every time I have a rest, I go to the big shopping mall. The manager of the shopping center and I know each other very well. Every time I go, I will greet me warmly, and then I will say politely: Come and rub the air conditioner again.

25. Who's whispering that you love me forever? Poor guy, hair loss guy, single guy!

26. When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered that I was 120 Jin, and I slapped myself fiercely. I can't be distracted when I order takeout!

27. Starting today, as long as any of my friends have no money, please reply to me and I can tell you how I live without money.

28. I know someone has been waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes. Wait, I have a lot of jokes.

29. I won't go abroad this year because of the epidemic, but it's different in previous years because I have no money.

30. I used to be the gentlest girl in the world until I broke up with Ping Jingying and three teammates lost their mothers.

3 1. Tips for running 800 meters: rush in the front 100 meters, and curse in the back 700 meters.

33. I am not a good father, husband and son, but so what? I am a fairy.

34. The only thing that keeps growing up is to charge your mobile phone every day.

35. I turned down three more boys. I am really an excellent girl. It's a little lonely to watch them go away. I can only say sorry silently: I really can't afford your building, your insurance and your wealth management products.

In the past, I needed to read a lot of books to find enough information to do my homework. Now I just need to surf the Internet and forget all about my homework.

37. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed: Is this the legendary lesbian?

38. My photo is P. How many times have I told you, don't say I have plastic surgery. If I have money for plastic surgery, do you think you are still qualified to be friends with me?

39. My boyfriend and I are in a long-distance relationship. I am in Shenzhen, and he doesn't know where it is.

40. My girlfriend did something that touched me the most. In order not to disturb my quiet life, she hasn't appeared yet.