Do you have any jokes to amuse your boyfriend?

GG: ... (No SMS, the same below)

Are you mad at me?

GG: We have already broken up, so there is no need to get angry.

MM: oh! When did this happen? Why don't I know?

GG:……

Come and see me after work!

We have broken up. Don't do this.

Well, are we still friends?

Gabby: Yes.

As a friend, you will still care about me, won't you?

Yes, but just concerned.

If I am sick, you will come to see me, right?

Yes, but you're not sick!

I'll get sick. Don't come today, but come tomorrow!

GG:……

MM: I decided to take a bath in cold water tonight and never cover myself with a quilt again. Don't worry, I'll catch a cold tomorrow.

GG:……

MM:: (so depressed. I washed in cold water for five minutes, but I didn't dry myself or cover myself. Why don't I have a cold?

GG:……

MM: I will continue! !

GG:……

MM: Report! I'm getting a headache now. It is estimated that Mr. Leng will come at noon. I will report to you at any time to keep you informed of the latest situation.

GG:……

MM: I finally caught a cold. I am so cold. This is the result of four cold showers. When did my figure become so good?

You are so stupid! Do you really bathe in cold water?

MM: Yes, when it comes to doing it.

GG:……

MM: That's it. I have a fever. What should I do?

I'll be right there! ! !

You should continue to visit me tomorrow night!

Listen to me. We're really separated. You should take care of yourself. Don't do this again.

I know, but I am sick!

GG: Go to the hospital for injections regularly! I usually remember to take medicine.

MM: The doctor said: Sick people are psychologically fragile, and their families should pay more attention, but their mothers are not around. I can't tell my mom either. She will be worried. You should take care of me like a friend. My mother will thank you very much.

GG:……

MM: The doctor also said that patients should keep an optimistic attitude, which is good for their health. But if you don't come with me, my mood will suddenly fall to the bottom. Do you want me to die?

GG:……

MM: The doctor also said: Patients need constant care to have a good mental state! But without anyone around, I will become depressed.

GG:……

Can you give me a holler?

GG:……

Hmm: er ... I'm too poor. Nobody gets hurt when I'm sick. I don't take medicine or cover myself. I wish I were dead.

Gabby: Aunt ... I'm afraid of you. All right, all right, I'll come and stay with you tomorrow! Baby, be obedient and take your medicine on time.