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The story of girls chasing boys, and the story of successful flirting with campus male gods.
The sports meeting has been held for two days, and the discipline inspection department is standing under the stands. I didn't watch any sports meeting at all these two days. I only watched men's tickets throughout! Wherever you go, you will see your eyes gurgling. Hahaha! Ah, by the way, it is necessary to explain one thing here! Later, I caught the male ticket and told him that people were tempted by your smile! Then the male ticket will be silly. After thinking for a while, he said quietly, Oh. You said I was laughing. Looking at your campus card photo, I thought, how ugly! Someone has to take its place. So I laughed. I feel guilty about killing someone. However, my campus card photo is really the ugliest in history, and I don't blame him. So from then on, I have a rhubarb cat sticker on my campus card photo, otherwise I will have a shadow when I see the photo.
Two days before the sports meeting, the male ticket wore a green coat. My roommate and I always call him Xiao Green because we don't know his name. I kept staring at him, and my roommate stared at him with me. Don't ask me what to do if I'm found, little eyes. I just want him to find out. Wow, hahaha! Then, after staring at me all day, my roommate said it was very effective and he began to look at me. I am very proud. Wow, ha ha ha. I can't resist the waves of Lao Tzu's love. But then the male ticket said that he didn't notice me looking at him. What I'm trying to say is. Female compatriots sometimes find something romantic, something that attracts their attention. We feel smart when we do it. In fact, these neurotic male compatriots have no feelings at all. This is really the difference between men and women.
During the sports meeting, students have to go to the discipline inspection department to register when they go to the toilet. I have to go to the toilet three times in the morning to see him, and there is another interesting thing during the meeting. On the afternoon of the second day of the sports meeting, a girl in another class didn't want me to call the roll. Unfortunately, it was Little Green who called the roll. I'm nervous, scared and happy. He called the girl's name and I froze for a few seconds. I don't know why. As a result, the little green senior smiled and asked, which one is it? ! At that time, I was so scared that I followed others, chanting that it wasn't me, it wasn't me, and that girl forgot me. I feel sorry for her.
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