Classic lines of country love stories

1, Wang Tianlai: I don't love any woman regardless of any business.

2. Xie Guangkun: Son, this car can only be seen and not touched, but it can be said outside.

3. Liu Neng: Is the deputy director's head portrait ordinary? That's the faucet! Zhao Si: Let's knock it.

4. Zhao Si: Take a step and broaden your horizons.

5, big head: I usually use it to steal a dish is a big head: dry my head: steal a big head: you have developed this habit, there is enough land, you plant it yourself! What food did you steal? Colonel: You heard wrong, Chairman. I said stealing vegetables online: stealing vegetables at night?

Zhao Yutian: I'll call you mom! Liu Ying: Don't talk nonsense. Your brother is here. Listen.

7. Wang Dana: Unity is strength, prepare for singing!

Liu Neng: You said that if one of these two things can be realized for me, I can sleep peacefully!

Xie Guangkun: I have some bad news for you.

10, Ma Yongqiang: Will you die if you don't stop in this hospital?

Ma Yongqiang: This guy is so stuffy!

12, Zhao Yutian: I don't want to settle down and tell you yet!

13, Xie Guangkun: Small sample, you are really good at talking!

14, Zhao Si: Always immersed in joy and sadness!

15, Wang Dana: Why are people in ivory mountain so talkative? They all have ivory!

16, Liu Neng: Next, please welcome Mrs. Zhao Guoqiang, and Ms. Wang Xiumei will shine beside me!

17, Liu Neng: What's Yutian's mother's name again? Zhao Si: Liu Neng, don't you think it's too much for you to call me in the middle of the night and ask my wife's name? Liu Neng: Old four, see where you want to go. I didn't ask his name and write him a love letter.

Guang Kun: I gave them a vaccination first. Guang Kun's wife: Come on, you are allergic to others again.

19, Zhao Si: I am so unpopular.

20. Liu Neng: What do brothers do at home? Liu Datou: Forming?

Ma Yutian: Then I will go to Liu Neng. Zhao Si: I find you are very excited when you mention Liu Neng!

22. Assistant Liu: Go home quickly, I will continue to practice.

23. Liu Neng: Pushing the wheel of history forward.

24. Yutian's mother: Dad, look at this watermelon. Have you been bitten? Zhao Si: It can't be this breed.

25. Zhao Si: This is a hospital. Why do you call me sick? (When the town * * * sued Changgui and couldn't find Qi's mayor, the houses all ran away.)

26. Zhao Si: Team battle means that the four of us cut you, and singles means that you cut the four of us.

27. Xie Guangkun: Look, the kid in Qiancun still calls him dad.

Guang Kun's daughter-in-law: She is Korean, so what do you compare with her?

28. Xie Guangkun: I am in business. I mainly deal in mushrooms, fungus and bracken to tie old teeth. You can earn eight or nine thousand yuan a year.

Zhao Si: (talking about Xie Guangkun's donkey) I can't find Shenyang, it can walk to Shenyang!

Xie Guangkun; Whether we cooperate or not can't depend on one person!

3 1, Liu Neng: The kindness of dripping water should be repaid with money.

Liu Neng: I don't want to be a bad guy. I want to be a village director.

34. Zhao Si: Go away.

35. Zhao Si: There is a big difference from the five senses to the length.

36. Xie Guangkun: Are you proud or backward?

Xie Guangkun: Are you a flower? Yongqiang Mom: Not flowers, but big trees!

38. Wang Dana: I am still afraid of dying in a hot spring, and you are still in a hot spring.

39. Wang Laoqi: Look at this girl's anger at Chao.

40. Xie Guangkun: The trip to the South is full of luck. Either you go, or I go or nobody goes! Sleep!

4 1, Changgui: It hurts to stand and talk.

42. Xie Guangkun: Well, I'm going to fly to Shanghai. Do you think I need anything?

Liu Neng: I tell you, you must swallow your tears. Later, I can't make you cry.

44. Liu Neng: Well, steamed bread in 20 yuan.

45. Zhao Yutian: Who said that? Liu Ying: Oh, my God. Zhao Yutian: Science? Liu Ying: My mother is a science student.

46. Changgui: Liu Neng and Liu Neng, you can do anything!

47. Xie Guangkun: ... Do you know who provides school education for Yongqiang? It's this donkey!

Liu Da's head was about to smoke, but there was no fire. Liu Neng delivered the lighter in time, but it missed) Liu Neng: Brother, can we rain in time? Old Liu Tou: Timely is timely, but it didn't rain.

49. Liu's head: the mayor of the supermarket

50. One, two, three, four must … must … must.

5 1, Xie Guangkun: There are three firsts in life: the first time by car, the first time on the beach, and the first time in heaven.

52. (Xie Guangkun fly): How did such a big piece of iron get up?

53. Zhao Si said to the doorman: I tell you, Liu Neng is not easy to provoke, so I will draw lots with Liu Neng. If Liu Neng comes, I will give you a position.