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0 1 1. The blue sky is special to you, but I miss you. The white clouds are lovely, and I miss you helplessly. The gentle wind blows you in the distance, and I am waiting for you with deep affection; Gentle rain romantic you, lonely I miss you! 2. I was a member of * * * in 49 years and was arrested on 1. They hit me, but I didn't confess. I still didn't confess when I was given the money the next day. On the third day, they gave it to a girl, and I confessed. The fourth day, I tried to confess. Damn, I'm liberated. Acquaintance is the most precious fate, missing is the most beautiful mood, knowing each other is the most tacit cooperation, and blessing is the most sincere greeting. Whenever and wherever, stop looking and bring my blessing. 4. Are you lonely? If so, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick at the top of the building when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm crazy! I heard that when you arrived in xishuangbanna tourism, you were besieged by a group of wild boars. The tourists immediately took out food and money, but the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your unique ID card, and a group of wild boars knelt down and cried: Boss, we found you. 6. Dear users: As most of your short messages are sent to the opposite sex, which has a very bad impact on society, we have suspended your short message function. Please bring your own bench to the nearby police station to learn stylistic knowledge tomorrow! 7. Now, watch CCTV 1 Channel. Zhao Benshan was killed and the police blocked the whole northeast. 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing, 1 people were fooled! I hear you are very clever. Do you know who I am? 8. What happened? I dialed your mobile phone just now. After the bell rings, the mobile phone prompts: You are looking for a little silly pig from other places. Please dial the number of the pigsty area first. I can't believe it! Call again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is being killed! 9. If you have to lose, the unit will be embarrassed; If you must forget, I hope it is trouble; If I must miss it, I hope it is bad luck; If it can last forever, I hope you will be accompanied by health, happiness, happiness and care! 10. Why are we so predestined? In fact, we knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was an autumn evening, and you bit a tooth mark on my arm. At that time, my name was Lu.

Romantic and humorous love message 02 1. I buried you in a tear and imagined that amber would appear in a thousand years. I dare not bow my head, for fear that tears will fall and break you, me and the dream of a thousand years. If there is an afterlife, I will travel all over Qian Shan to find your forever friend! If I have a happy grass, I will give it to you, because I hope you are happy. If there are two, we will each have one, and I hope we are all happy; There are three. I'll give you two and keep one for myself, because I hope you are happier than me. Do you remember when you were in kindergarten? The teacher said to the children: If you urinate in bed, you will be fined three yuan for the first time, five yuan for the second time and ten yuan for the third time. You raise your little hand and ask in a low voice: How much is the monthly subscription? I want a monthly subscription! 4. Sunrise+sunset = peace, moon+stars+infinite thoughts, wind flowers+snowy moon = happy life, meteor+heart words = blessings, I hope you have a good mood every day! A gentle heart belongs to the sad person, a romantic heart belongs to the affectionate person, an eternal heart belongs to the waiting person, and a happy heart belongs to the lonely person. I want to give a blessing to the people who are reading the information. /6. At this time of the year, my blessings will flock to you like an ocean. I hope my blessing is like a canoe, carrying you through the wind and waves to the other side of success! Happy new year! [! ,! 7. Don't move, Rob! Robbery, okay? Take out your sorrow, hand over your sorrow, take out your troubles, and take off your sorrow! Instead, it was a short message worth 10 yuan RMB: Happy New Year! 8. In the new year, I wish you good luck, good luck, good mood, sunny spring and colorful life. 7 colorful, occasionally 8 small fortune. All the troubles were forgotten. Please accept my best wishes from 10. 9. The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy, pretending to be full of sweet words but not willing to give me a word. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me. You have two antennas on your head. Why didn't you send me a message? 10. I wish you: fate is like peach blossom, fortune is like waves, love is like roses, life is like happiness, flowers are like morning glory, and career is like climbing vines. If you have love, don't spend too much. If you have money, don't squander it and give me a windfall.

Love humor joke SMS 03 1. Do n't move Gangland raid! Those who know me stand on the left, and those who don't know me stand on the right! Those who want to laugh stand in the middle and stare at the mobile phone! Yes! Only you! Put the phone down and put your hands on your head! Listen; Happy new year! 2. The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss and the breeze is my gift! All of them are for you. Happy new year! Happy new year! 3. The gods release snowflakes to make you forget your troubles, and the cold wind closes the window to make you feel warm; I send my best wishes for a smoother coming year and wish you a happy New Year in advance! I reserved the first sunshine for you next year. I wish you happiness! I reserved the first morning breeze for you tomorrow morning. Have a happy day! I booked the first song of birdsong for you. Have fun! I booked my first gift for you. Happy New Year! 5. Being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the coming of winter, I wish you a good mood; The greetings I once left, this time I will compensate together: all my concerns are condensed in this short message. I wish you a merry Christmas! 6. Don't move! You got the blessing of defending, immediately put down your worries and surrender to the obstacles. All your troubles will be confiscated, and you will be sentenced to be happy for a hundred years, and live on the happy island, supervised by good luck! The temperature can't go back this year, it's cold every day. Pay attention to cherish yourself, don't be too tired to study, eat more fruits if you have nothing to do, who to go to at night, and don't worry when you encounter difficulties. It is precious to nourish your heart and protect your lungs. You and my revolutionary comrades, the above reminders are free! 8 thanks to CCTV! MTV, thanks to my economic company, thanks to my parents, thanks to all the fans who support me, I am here to say to you idiots that I am happy every day. 9. Have more happiness and less troubles; No matter how much money you have, just be happy every day; What's the taste of life? You have to season yourself! Let yourself be happy and carefree! Have a nice weekend! 10. Small flies are rotten apples on the roadside. When the fly's father happened to pass by, he said to the little fly, the government suggests that we pay attention to personal hygiene, prevent diseases from entering our mouths, stop eating rotten apples and go home to eat shit.

The latest love humor message 04 1. When you wake up in the morning, there is a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there is a work of art next to it: I struggled all night, but failed to pierce your face. You are shameless. You want to burn me alive. Lord, please forgive him. I killed myself. Weather forecast: I want to beat you up tonight and tomorrow, and I want to kick you in the afternoon. Affected by this emotion, I want to hurt you at night, and I am 35 degrees excited. It is expected that this weather will last until you treat me. Legend has it that ghosts will appear again tonight and wander around. I hope they will listen to my call, quietly come to your side and touch your face with pale face, green eyes and dry hands. Say to you gently: if you want to have good skin, use Dabao in the morning and evening. 4. Life is short, friendship is halal, meeting is a kind of wish, knowing each other is a kind of sharing, meeting and knowing each other is a kind of fate, I wish to be friends, cherish my wish to be bosom friends, wish for God's will and people's wishes, and wish my friends a happy day with a gentle greeting. The morning is the beginning of happiness, and the evening is the end of trouble. Sunny days reflect your bright mood, and rainy days wash away all your troubles. I wish you happiness every day, rain or shine, morning or evening! 6. Send you a beautiful woman to make you laugh! Send you a blessing to make you proud, 1 to make you happy, 1 to make you young, and send you a dream to make you happy! Send a true feeling, don't go back, and send a peace. 1 7. The weather has become so fast that a cold snap has quietly arrived. I care about you because of your cuteness. In the evening, I need to cover my trotters with a blanket, so that I can supplement calcium. Don't scold me for being too bad. I wish you a happy day. I dedicate my love to my chest. I hope my heart is there. 9. Piglets have four wishes: the fence around them will fall down, pig feed will fall from the sky, the whole country will believe in Islam, and all butchers will die. Piglets jump up and giggle when reading information. 10. Loneliness is thinking about you; I want to see you when I have amnesia; Want to rely on you when you are helpless; I want to hug you when I cry. Three words are enough: I miss you so much.

Classic humorous love message 05 1. Occasionally, when I meet you, my eyes will discharge at me. In this embarrassing scene, I dare not change my station in the capital. I want to draw a line with you with my eyes. I don't want you to open your mouth and kiss me. Oh, my God! Whose big German shepherd is not chained? When I saw you, my heart was pounding. I am hopeless. Only when you are around can I sleep peacefully. I miss you, laughing in my dream. I don't want anyone but you. Am I moved to tears? Actually, I'm talking about money. Ha ha laugh ... 3. There were countless friends in the past, and I remember that you are the coolest. I looked for you in my dream, but when I looked back silently, you were still eating grass and counting by my donkey shed, and your tail kept swinging. So you're eating my tree, damn it. You haven't been doing well recently, and you haven't been with me for a long time. Please apologize to me quickly and invite me to dinner. If you don't hurry, I'll see your mobile phone number on the wall, with "marriage hotline" in front and "unlimited conditions" behind it. No matter how many greetings you receive, I still offer my sincere blessing to you, no matter how much happiness you are embracing, I still pray silently for you. May beauty, happiness, success and prosperity accompany you far away! 6. Busy life takes away knowledge time, and the concern for friends is always in my heart. Occasionally, I greet you with my blessings, so that we can only remember each other. Wish you all the best. There are flowers in spring and the moon in autumn. There is cool wind in summer and listening to books in winter; If you have no worries in your heart, it is a good time to live; May you be free in the morning and the curtains be free; Dreams follow your heart! A little sincerity is worth 1200 gold. A trace of warmth can reach the frost in Wan Li; A greeting brings warmth and sweetness; A short message took away all my thoughts and took good care of myself in busy days! 9. Let the wind blow away your troubles, let the rain wash away your troubles, let the sunshine bring you warmth, let the moon bring you warmth, let love bring you happiness and let friendship bring you happiness. SMS brings you happiness 10. The moon is full and the flowers are more fragrant. I wish you good health, the fish are singing, and you are smiling every day with a glass of wine in your hand. I wish you good clouds every day, more joy and less sadness.

Love Humor SMS Encyclopedia 06 1, I am a member of * * * for 49 years. On the first 1 day of my arrest, they hit me, but I didn't confess. I still didn't confess the money the next day. On the third day, they gave it to a girl, and I confessed. The fourth day, I tried to confess. Damn, I'm liberated. 2. Don't move. Gangland raid! Those who know me stand on the left, and those who don't know me stand on the right! Those who want to laugh stand in the middle and stare at the mobile phone! Yes! Only you! Put the phone down and put your hands on your head! Listen; Happy new year! When you see this message, I have already left. I will travel all over the world until I find a medicine to cure your smirk when you see the information! Wash your hands before and after meals, and queue up to walk one by one. If you want a girlfriend, shout it out after reading the text message! The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy. You pretend to be full of sweet words, but you won't give me a word. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me. You have two antennas on your head. Why didn't you send me a message? 6. Are you lonely? If so, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick at the top of the building when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm crazy! 7. Now, watch CCTV 1 Channel. Zhao Benshan was killed and the police blocked the whole northeast. 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing, 1 people were fooled! I hear you are very clever. Do you know who I am? 8. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? -Stop dreaming, wash your feet and go to bed! 9. Being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the coming of winter, may you feel better; The greetings I left, this time I will compensate together: all my concerns are condensed in this short message. I wish you a merry Christmas! 10, send you a happy flower, keep it in your mobile phone, it will bring you good luck! But remember to water your mobile phone often, and the flowers inside need watering!