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Classic dunning quotations

1, Lang Lang Gankun lost the king's law, killed people and paid off debts, leaving a door for the murderer!

You don't need many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and the other will attend your funeral.

3. When borrowing money, I always think: When borrowing money from the person who has the best relationship with me, I always think: Think carefully at the end of your relationship, is it wrong, should it be the other way around?

Happiness means remembering that someone still owes me some money when there is no money.

Borrow money from pessimists, because they won't expect you to pay back.

6, born as a human being, no one is born with careful consideration; Everyone was worried when he died. It's like lending money when you borrow it, but it hurts when you pay it back.

7. Whenever my friends are unhappy, I will advise them to look farther and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling, urging me: pay back the money quickly!

8. Whether you are 372 1 4728 or 796 13, ask for wine from heaven and pay back the money in debt.

9. I hate such people. When she borrowed money from you, she was enthusiastic, said all kinds of good things, and tried to find reasons when she paid back the money.

10, no one should want to be with someone who has no money and is heavily in debt. Let all this be buried in my heart, as long as it is not my own wishful thinking.

1 1. Lending money to you is support, not urging is trust, and paying back money is honesty. Please don't undermine your integrity with the support and trust of others.

12, good friends get along with each other, focusing on frankness and comfort. I don't want him to borrow money from me, and I don't want me to be careful when I ask him to pay back the money. This is how good friends get along.

13, ten years pai gow, ten years golden flower, but afraid to go home because of paying back the money.

14. At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was still green, chickens and ducks had no bird feeling, and pork was safe to eat. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. Your mother-in-law married her daughter because she didn't want your house, and the father of the child knew it very well.

15. Did I lend you enough money last time (88 next time), or should I lend you some more?

16, you must be cautious when borrowing money, and you must know who can borrow and who can't; If you have the courage to borrow money, you must have a sense of not paying it back.

17, I didn't say anything when you borrowed money from me, but you said a thousand words when I asked you to pay back the money.

18, I can't wait to kneel down and pat my chest when I ask for money, and avoid it when I pay back the money.

19, people beg you when you borrow money, and you beg others when you pay back the money.

20. Paying back money is also a reason to say goodbye.

2 1, people should be compassionate, but don't abuse your compassion. It is natural to pay back debts.

22. Some people borrow money from you because they think you won't ask them to pay back.

23. You borrowed money, but you didn't pay it back. You fled to Korea. What is wrong with me?

I don't know when it started. Paying back money has become the only criterion for testing friendship.

25. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing. It helps us to distinguish people from dogs clearly.

26. In other words, make all friends and at least pay back the money. I refuse to accept and pay back the money.

27. Lending money to friends means trusting friends, giving them the freedom to pay back money and leaving a sky for them. It is still difficult for friends to borrow money. When he can hold up the sky alone, he will naturally send you a blue and bright sky!

28. If you don't confess, you can be friends. If you are friends, you can borrow money. If you borrow money to express your confession, you are rejected and become a stranger, then you don't have to pay back the money!

29. Borrow money to see friends and pay back money to see character.

30. I bought a house recently, and my friend who borrowed money repaid it in time, and my money was tight.

3 1, the brother who used to be able to pay back the money is in the next class, but now he is just an ordinary friend.

32. A group of people changed into a new suit and a new mobile phone. They are very popular everywhere, very popular, they just don't pay back the money. He was a grandson when he borrowed money, and he became a grandfather when he paid it back.

Don't owe money to your friend for too long, and don't ask him to pay it back many times. Otherwise, don't think that he will contact you after you pay back the money. Friends should trust each other, right?

34. Before you borrow money, you call it a friend. After you borrow money, it's your uncle. After you pay back the money, he becomes your benefactor.

35. When you borrow money, you are a grandson, and when you pay back money, you are a grandfather.