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Full text of Hua's small language

Hua Cong Xiao Yu (Huang Wanli)

-"Left Bank" blooming exotic flowers

It was March when the peach blossoms were in bud. Tian finished compiling a chapter of lecture notes, pushed open the door and strolled in the small garden with his hands behind his back. He bowed his head and gently sang the words he had just filled out last night-Ode to a Hundred Flowers (forwarded to He Xinlang);

How can you regard him as a green tree, chilly in spring and melancholy in autumn rain? I remember that the plum blossom bloomed very early, but Zhu Lei had already withered. Looking forward to Chu Shi, no news from Apricot. Peaches and plums are timid and cold, quiet and silent in the breeze. Suddenly I came to the Flower Protection Festival, ashamed of budding, and took the return air to get rid of the fog and haze, as clear as excitement. The world is full of smoke, and it will go out in an instant. Turn over, fragrant and fragrant. Good birds are all over the garden, and at this moment, they are full of drums and tongues. Feel at ease, Ren Xiangyi.

Walking and singing, footsteps shocked the artistic conception of the second half of his words. Looking up, an old friend Zhen Wuji came to the front. I saw him sweating and panting. Fang Sheng came forward to ask the reason. I heard him complaining: "I came all the way from the city to visit, but I didn't know that the 3 1 bus only went to the Petroleum Institute, which made me walk ten miles." Which baby engineer built this western suburb highway? "

Oh! I see. Fang Sheng didn't answer, but someone waved to him in front, hurriedly stepped forward to meet him and came together. Mowgli looked at Jia Youdao, and then looked at a point on his head that seemed like nothing. Three people agreed to make a pot of tea and sit down in the garden.

"This road is a bit strange. There is no big gravel road bed on the original soil subgrade, but the asphalt gravel road surface is directly paved. There are many Chun Xue this year, and the water under the road surface does not have such a catharsis effect after melting, so the road surface is crushed. " Fang Sheng gave a technical explanation.

"This is a theoretical problem of soil mechanics? Or hydraulics and hydrology? " Ask if there is an interface.

"These sciences have explanations for such problems, but it is an engineering habit or common sense to lay a subgrade under the road to drain and disperse the load. You don't have to know soil mechanics to come to this conclusion. " Fang Sheng replied like this.

According to you, this is a mistake in engineering design. Asshole! Who is in charge of this kind of thing in the city government? It is said that American imperialists are politically corrupt. If this happens, taxpayers will rise up, the director and chief engineer will fail, and it will be difficult for the mayor to run for office! People in our country are always the easiest to talk to. You want to! Boiling everywhere along the way, what a great loss, traffic stopped for a long time, and it is always the people who are unlucky! Asshole! I don't know which official uncle to scold on the bus. "Really angry, unscrupulous swearing.

"Dude tired, drink some tea and wipe your face! These can be reflected in the consideration of superiors. " Fang Sheng threw the wet towel to Mowgli and comforted him.

"What were you whispering with your head down just now? Show us that paper. " Two people took the Fang Sheng word shook his head and read it again.

"Very good, very good. Brother Fang is as chic as ever. " There is a compliment.

"It's no use, make a face!"

"I think the first half can still reflect the reality, and the second half is simply Goethe's poem, reflecting the shameless literati!" Mowgli just transferred his anger to his master.

"Dude know I don't read novels. I haven't even read Goethe's young werther. How can I be influenced by him? Too flattering! "

"I say you are too pedantic, bookworm, and your mind is not cheerful. The so-called Goethe school refers to the "scholar" school that specializes in praising achievements. Look! How can we tell that the escort will come? Even after he came, how could he see that' the space is as clear as a car, and the world is filled with smoke, which will soon go out'? What' the heart is at ease, Ren Xiangyi', isn't it just a lyric for Goethe? " Mowgli then played a meal.

"This is my confidence, at least have such a desire. As for what you said, Goethe's poets dare not climb! Fang Sheng answered a few words.

"It is also necessary to talk to our own government Goethe. How can you be shameless? " One way is to sit still and talk very seriously.

"Goethe is the original, dedicated to Goethe, Goethe's everything has a problem. There is also a "Dante" poet, but knowing that Ding is alive and leading party member to echo, even if his position is stable, his purpose is even more problematic. The Goethe-Dante scholar is the most shameless, and certainly not your old field. " Wuji said.

"Old zhen said makes sense. We should try our best to support the right things and give opinions on the wrong things. It is unnecessary to blindly taste Goethe-Dante, and it is not appropriate to blindly try to deny everything. " Fang Sheng said.

"Having said that, our domestic scholars and people's representatives are unique Goethe-Dante poets. You see, except for some comments at last year's People's Congress, Goethe used to focus on personal experiences, which is really a miracle of the world parliamentary system. I don't believe that a government will have no shortcomings and mistakes, and it doesn't need the supervision of the people. Trying to cover everything up, but seeking superficial unity is the characteristic of current politics. " Wuji said.

"This is why now the Party has proposed to expose contradictions among the people! In the past, class opposition was the main contradiction, and now contradictions among the people are the main contradiction. " There is a way to interrupt.

"yes! However, the internal contradictions in the past have not been exposed by the people for a long time, and it may not be reasonable to deal with them only by the leadership. For example, since liberation, condoms in Dong 'an market have gone through repeated steps such as "no-yes-no-extra", which actually reflects the changes in leaders' understanding of population issues. I don't see any change in objective conditions. Although Ma Yin has always known this, he can't work. More than nine-tenths of people are regarded as fighting, and less than one-tenth of people's heads are regarded as spirits, which should play a leading role. This is the characteristic of current politics. My husband and wife have given birth to six children. They have been healthy since childhood and have never been in hospital. My wife is recognized as a good mother and good at raising children. With many children, I have done more responsibility for the society, and my face is very glorious. However, from the perspective of advocating birth control at present, children have added difficulties to society and are still sinners of the country! " Fang Sheng said.

"This is really called' fake goods are true and false, they don't exist at all ...'" Mowgli recited the poem in A Dream of Red Mansions.

"I think the original intention of leadership is to inspire the wisdom of the masses, encourage their enthusiasm and make people do their best. This is by no means just asking people to listen and immerse themselves in it. " Fang Sheng said.

"Although it is fair to say that only Goethe-Dante scholars are red at present, because only they can abandon the truth they realize, try to get close to the organization, and tell everything well. This is the so-called powerful political nature. As far as the real content of these scholars is concerned, they are either slaves or coffins (officials). Look! Shu kept silent and studied Mendelian genetics devoutly. When he saw what he saw, he couldn't help criticizing it before taking office. When lysenko's theory was not popular, he published the trilogy My Understanding. Recently, Khrushchev praised lysenko again. Let's see what he said. " Wuji said.

"It is not surprising that there are many scholars without bones, mainly because China scholars pay special attention to politics. You see, Zhang used to have his own set of views on managing the Yellow River. After the Sanmenxia Plan was introduced, he immediately gave up his opinion and praised Goethe. He echoed that "sages came out of Huang Heqing", and since then, the lower reaches of the Yangtze River have been ruled. He is willing to give up the principle that water will inevitably carry a certain amount of sediment, while Mian Yan Di said that the Yellow River will really clear up and the downstream will really be completed in one go to please the party and the government. Just think, is this beneficial or harmful to the people and the government? Is his motivation to care about the government or his job? These people are the favorite talents of our party and government. " Fang Sheng is also very excited.

"In this regard, everyone will gradually see clearly that our party and government are making progress by constantly correcting shortcomings and mistakes." There is a saying.

"Very well! Let's help the government correct the mistake of building this road first. Please convey our opinions to the district people's representatives. They should wake up! " Wuji said.

The three men agreed, drafted a draft on the spot and submitted it to the representative. There are three main points: (1) Is this road damage an inevitable result or an accidental and unpredictable disaster? (2) How many people's wasted money has been rebuilt? How much did the bus lose? (3) Who should be responsible? What should I do? Ask the answers one by one, and don't omit them unintentionally or intentionally. Please publish the answer in Beijing Daily.