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The computer class is looking for a homemade Girls’ Day banner with a bit of humor.
1. There was a boy who was not sociable and liked a girl in our dormitory. Once he mustered up the courage to call his roommate: I want to ask you to go hiking tomorrow.
The roommate hesitated and asked: Where will we meet?
The boy shyly said: Let’s meet at the top of the mountain. . .
2. A girl in the dormitory was worried that she would not be able to get married because of her bad temper, so she chatted in the dormitory all day long.
I couldn’t stand the girl I was sleeping with anymore, so I said, “You can definitely get married, and you can get married several times!”
3. Introduce yourself when you enter school. . .
A: Hello everyone, my name is Chen Xiaomai.
B: Well, my name is Xin Rice. . .
Hahahaha. . .
Class teacher: Pay attention to classroom discipline and don’t laugh. I am your class teacher. My name is Liang Cang.
4. My roommate is ugly and I have never been able to find a boyfriend. I finally made an appointment with an online friend one day.
After a while she came back in tears. We asked her what happened, and she said, "He just said I'm not good enough for you and left."
There was a roommate. He comforted her and said, "It's nothing. I'm being very tactful. Don't be too sad."
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5. Lekan roommates
1. We are together every day in class and have absolutely no contact during holidays.
2. I have five sons in a six-person dormitory. Others thought so too.
3. If one person goes to bed late, no one can sleep; if one person gets up early, everyone can sleep.
4. The woman sleeps in the Legend of Zhen Huan, and the man sleeps in Brokeback Mountain.
5. Those who sleep on the upper bunk are mostly brothers, but more are uncles and monsters.
6. I have never really turned my back, and I have never taken my heart seriously.
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