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How to write billboards that use irregular words?

In front of the hotel: "copy" rice

In front of the car repair shop: "push" the tire with air

In front of the retail store: "sold separately"

Furniture store entrance: home "all"

Decoration store entrance: "decoration"

Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"

Installation company Doorway: "Press" to decorate

Car wash shop door: Car wash and "wax"

Restaurant door: "He" meal

Fruit shop door: "Wa" Luo

Restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan"

Hardware store sign: "扦" seat

Sporting goods store sign: "LAN" ball

In front of the fast food restaurant: the big row "block"

Farmer's market sign: "Tomato" tomato

Parking lot sign: "Ding" car charge

Slogan to crack down: Strict crackdown

A banner at an airport: "Youth"

A traffic slogan: Overloading and overloading are "extremely" harmful

A certain canteen’s menu: Fish "Garden"

Intentionally written incorrectly (typos in quotation marks):

Drug advertisement: "Cough" cannot be delayed

Mountain bike advertisement: "riding" is endless fun

Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe

Glasses advertisement: A "bright" is amazing

Mosquito repellent advertisement : There is no "mosquito" in silence

Scotch tape advertisement: There is no substitute for "tape"

Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" makes love

Piano advertisement: " I have a special liking for "Qin" and love "Qin" at first sight

Water heater advertisement: "Bath" as you like

Air conditioner advertisement: No "sweat" for life

Clothing Shop advertisement: "Clothes and hats" are taken from people

A laundry advertisement: "Clothes and clothes" are not given up

A real estate company advertisement: Thousands of "rooms" are prepared

A certain cake advertisement: "The cake" rises step by step

Stomach medicine advertisement: One "no" reaches the "stomach"

Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"

Electric iron advertisement: Bai "Yi" Bai Shun

Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burning" is better

Washing machine advertisement: "Leisure" wife and loving mother

Hat company advertisement: Use "hat" to choose people

Advertisement for curing stone disease: Big "stones" turn into small ones, and small "stones" turn into pieces

Printer advertisement: Hearing it a hundred times is not as good as hearing it One "key"

Paint Advertisement: Lustful Paint

Refrigerator Advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh

Hemorrhoid Medicine Advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids

Garden Apartment Advertisement: Make peace with your apartment

Dancing Machine Advertisement: Dance after hearing the "machine"

Seafood Advertisement: Take the "fresh" step

Oral Outpatient clinic advertisement: "Quick treatment" population

Gift shop advertisement: "Etiquette" is a given