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96th issue of Liuhe Complete Works Yuhouyuyu

2015-Issue 001: Able to add four points to a word-----Bear-like

2015-Issue 002: Beautiful without covering the body----- Flashy

2015-Issue 003: The crab caught the mandarin duck's foot-----If you want to take it off, you can't take it off

2015-Issue 004: The opening on the forehead---- -Speak to the Sky

2015-Issue 005: The hen crows-----The house is restless

2015-Issue 006: Theft from the mask shop--- --Shameful

2015-Issue 007: Knocked off the handle of the urinal-----only one mouth left

2015-Issue 008: New Year's Eve Dial the abacus-----full of calculations

2015-Issue 009: Green leaves are roasted on fire-----they must be yellow

2015-Issue 010: Li Guijie Lu-----Deceive the world and steal the reputation

2015-Issue 011: The black blind man rides on the neck-----The bear is on the head

2015-Issue 012: Sunflower's Plate-----Old Zhuanzhuan

2015-Issue 013: Bamboo with its head chopped off-----outside branches

2015-Issue 014: Sawed off Rotten wood-----destroying the dead

2015-Issue 015: The wolf that got into the dog pack-----hiding its head and tail`

2015-Issue 016 Issue: Leopard eats red deer-----What a big appetite

2015-Issue 017: Grain seedlings are afraid of mole crickets-----One thing reduces another

2015 Year-Issue 018: Good flowers stuck in cow dung-----a pity

2015-Issue 019: The tall man walked under the eaves-----had to bow his head

2015-Issue 020: Bamboo grows on the pot table-----The damaged (bamboo shoots) are home

2015-Issue 021: Just eat cabbage leaves-----Liu Bang ( Stay in the gang)

2015-Issue 022: The moth in the pile of ancient books-----rest on your laurels

2015-Issue 023: The father wants cakes and the mother-in-law wants noodles-- ----Dilemma

2015-Issue 024: Boiling water-----Don't (ring) think about "Pig?" 》

2015-Issue 025: Green onions on the eaves-----Ye withered skin is worried

2015-Issue 026: Two and a half acres of land and one string bean -----One of a kind

2015-Issue 027: A high-flying bird encounters an eagle-----It's a disaster but a misfortune

2015-Issue 028 : Hold on to the railing and go up the stairs ----- Steady rise

2015-Issue 029: Birthday -----Double Happiness

2015-Issue Issue 030: The wheels of the dung truck have fallen off ----- putting on airs

2015 - Issue 031: Plaster on the mouth -----It is difficult to speak (number?)

2015-Issue 032: Stir-fried food in a steel pot-----It gets hot quickly and cools quickly

2015-Issue 033: Driving cattle into the chicken coop-----Wrong way

2015-Issue 034: The Coptis chinensis knocks on the door-----It’s so painful

2015-Issue 035: The broken-handled hoe is put in place---- - Got the handle

2015-Issue 036: Finding faults in tofu-----Deliberately looking for trouble

2015-Issue 037: Mr. Dongguo saves the wolf-- ---Good intentions are not rewarded

2015-Issue 038: Water in a dish----- See the bottom at a glance

2015-Issue 039: Sold at a street stall Thermos pot-----Limited level (bottle)

2015-Issue 040: Carrying a pig into the water and crossing the single-plank bridge-----Beware

Fearful

2015-Issue 041: Rebellion on an empty stomach-----Taking the opportunity (hungry) to cause trouble

2015-Issue 042: Walking with a goose head-- ---Swagger

2015-Issue 043: Eating too much fat-----Glib tongue

2015-Issue 044: Lantern Shell---- -Looking good on the outside but empty on the inside

2015-Issue 045: Pawning clothes and drinking -----Taking care of your mouth but not your body

2015-Issue 046: Freshwater fish Put in salt water ----- don't know whether to live or die

2015-Issue 047: Wearing glasses and selling wheels-----Everyone has his own eyes

2015-Issue 047 Issue 048: Contradicting the emperor and pretending to be crazy-----What kind of hero are you?

2015-Issue 049: Firecrackers that fell into the water-----Don’t give them to anyone

2015-Issue 050: Loach playing drums-----talking randomly (playing)

2015-Issue 051: Scales without weight-----I don’t know the importance

2015-Issue 052: The shadow of a cup bow and a snake-----disturbing oneself

2015-Issue 053: Thermos and flying by plane-----High level (bottle)

2015-Issue 054: Comparing coins with each other-----I don’t know the size

2015-Issue 055: There is no cotton in the cotton store-----Empty talk (Bomb)

2015-Issue 056: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl-----A match made in heaven

2015-Issue 057: Crops----- Born and raised

2015-Issue 058: A donkey’s face is worse than a sow’s head-----one is uglier than the other

2015-Issue 059: Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai -----Inseparable from life and death~

2015-Issue 060: Stand out from the crowd-----A class above

2015-Issue 061: Pulled the string Hand grenades-----Give them to no one and don’t want them

2015-Issue 062: Act according to clothes-----A dog’s eyes look down upon others

2015-Issue 063: The wine was laced with sweat medicine-----intentionally harming others

2015-Issue 064: Skinning a rabbit alive-----Tearing the skin

2015-Issue 065: Catching the beard and eyebrows -----No priority

2015-Issue 066: Catch the Bastard in the River-----(Catch) Cheating (Turtle)

2015 -Issue 067: A good wife grabs bean sprouts-----How many bean sprouts you say

2015-Issue 068: Cool the fan in the crook of the arm-----Breeze in both sleeves

2015-Issue 069: Looking through the mirror-----cannot see the truth

2015-Issue 070: Planting flowers in a jar------you will not live long

2015-Issue 071: Sorghum in the millet field-----The leader

2015-Issue 072: The bear supports the hedgehog-----encountering difficulties Things

2015-Issue No. 073: Give nine inches and think ten inches------make the most of it

2015-Issue No. 074: Spinning Wheel Ears---Suspend Renzhuan

2015-Issue 075: The evil wolf gave birth to a thief fox-----not a good breed

2015-Issue 076: The manuscript was written to the edge-- ---Not qualified

2015-Issue 077: A phoenix has its own phoenix nest, and a chicken has its own henhouse-----They are not mixed

2015-Issue 078 : The phoenix wears a peony on its head-----more beautiful than beautiful

2015-Issue 079: Traveling in space in a dream-----Fantasy (Feifei)

2015 -Issue 080: A grain of wheat fell into the Pacific Ocean-----A drop in the ocean

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Issue 81: Afraid of death and encountering funeral mourners ----- can’t escape the disaster

2015-Issue 082: North-South Avenue-----not one thing or another

2015-Issue 81 Issue 083: The carpenter pushes the plane-----specializes in dealing with injustice

2015-Issue 084: Rotten wood-----it is difficult to become useful

2015- Issue 085: Chopping sea peppers with a mallet-----a bit tricky

2015-Issue 086: Learning to be a drummer at the age of sixty-----Fashionable

2015 -Issue No. 087: Learning to play percussion in front of an old man -----More ambition but insufficient strength

2015 -Issue No. 088: Henglongtai La Shijie -----There are obstacles at every step

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2015-Issue 089: Lei Po seeks a heart-to-heart talk with the Dragon King-----Searching for a close friend from all corners of the world

2015-Issue 090: Kowtow to the throne-----Calling brothers and sisters

2015-Issue 091: Eating fried dough sticks with pork -----so tired

2015-Issue 092: The train plays the flute-----The more I think about it (ringing) ) The more energetic

2015-Issue 093: Monkey wears a mask-----Human face and animal heart

2015-Issue 094: Taking to the streets with a board behind the door----- What a big brand

2015-Issue 095: Rat fortune-telling-----Put your paws down and forget them

2015-Issue 096: The next year's gold--- --Not worth the current copper

2015-Issue 097: Toad jumped into the pink basket-----Acting as a prominent figure

2015-Issue 098: Beaten with a stick Flies ----- big momentum

2015-Issue 099: Strange-flavored beans-----all sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty

2015-Issue 100: Solitary Cicadas on the trees -----smug

2015-Issue 101: Farming without sowing seeds-----A journey in vain

2015-Issue 102 :Set fire to the mountains and forests-----regardless of the fundamentals

2015-Issue 103: Make steamed buns to give to your daughter-----Sincerely

2015-Issue 104 : The two brothers are sitting in the dormitory ----- brothers in distress

2015-Issue 105: The steamer with a tight lid-----it’s hard to get out of breath

2015-Issue Issue 106: Longan from Fujian ----- Big

2015-Issue 107: Mr. Feng Shui Sings a Big Song-----Yin Yang Weird Tune

2015-Issue 106 Issue 108: Roll sesame seeds in a powder ball ----- How much to stick

2015 - Issue 109: There is no water in the tank -----Bottom out

2015- Issue 110: Catching carp in a dry pond------hard-earned

2015-Issue 111: Dare to make trouble on Tai Sui's head-----Not a little courageous

2015-Issue 112: Dragon Boat Festival Dragon Boat Race-----Race to be the first

2015-Issue 113: Eye Drops for Stomach Pain-----Can't Touch the Sore Area

2015-Issue 114: Warm up by the fire in winter-----face full of red light

2015-Issue 115: Mud in the hands of the sculptor------do whatever you want

2015-Issue 116: Beauty in TV commercials------a flash in the pan

2015-Issue 117: Chainsaw cutting wood------make a prompt decision

2015-Issue 118: Water on the ground-----flow wherever it is low

2015-Issue 119: Buy a pig head for two cents-----face is worthless

2015-Issue 120: The evil dog bites the sky-----arrogant (barking)

2015-Issue 121: The bricklayer does not worship Buddha----- Lao Dier is in his heart

2015-

Issue 122: Straw bombs and wadding-----Not a serious fetus

2015-Issue 123: Dojo inside an eggshell-----Can’t put on a good posture

2015-Issue 124: Bringing the scale beam and forgetting the weight-----Throw away all the weights

2015-Issue 125: Holding Coptis chinensis with lilac leaves-----One taste is more bitter than the other

2015-Issue 126: Hanging up the pot and the bell rings-----so poor that it jingles

2015-Issue 127: Stolen in the temple-----God Before you know it

2015-Issue 128: Buy a rabbit to celebrate the New Year-----It’s okay to have it or not

2015-Issue 129: Pan Jinlian gives Wu Song toasts ----- with ulterior motives

2015-Issue 130: Burning nanmu as firewood-----not knowing the goods

2015-Issue 131: Grinding noodles without success Food store-----Idling

2015-Issue 132: Roll glutinous rice balls with sesame seeds-----More or less dipped in them

2015-Issue 133 : The bird flies and the bow is drawn ----- missed the opportunity

2015-Issue 134: The fish in the New Year painting-----not seen but eaten

2015- Issue 135: The water chestnuts are packed in a sack-----Everyone wants to stand out

2015-Issue 136: The matchmaker is in trouble-----It's not okay to bear the burden for others

2015-Issue 137: Pasting pancakes in a cold pot-----Let it cool

2015-Issue 138: I cried for a long time and I don’t know who died------Sentimental

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2015-Issue 139: Shouting slogans at meetings------with the same voice

2015-Issue 140: Only let the eagle see the rabbit-----Only go to war when it is favorable

2015-Issue 141: Cucumber dipped in sugar-----Dry (sweet) crisp

2015-Issue 142: Making friends with dogs-----Leave I can’t eat or drink anymore

2015-Issue 143: Drink honey and say nice things-----Sweet words

2015-Issue 144: Catching ducks on dry land---- - Gan Puleng

2015-Issue 145: Shrimp in the sea-----cannot make big waves

2015-Issue 146: Washing feet across the river--- -- Kill two birds with one stone

2015-Issue 147: Cantonese people sing Beijing opera-----Southern and Northern Diao

2015-Issue 148: Grass man in the melon field--- --Pretending

2015-Issue 149: The rooster flies to the roof-----Sing a high note

2015-Issue 150: Skydiving from the plane---- -It will be settled soon

2015-Issue 151: Rag on the dinner table-----Tasted all the ups and downs

2015-Issue 152: Popcorn brewing The tea-----is overturned

2015-Issue 153: The lamp on the high platform-----shines far away but not close