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What is the slogan of double eyelids on the streets of Tianjin?
1, drug advertisement: cough is urgent-urgent.
2, mountain bike advertising: riding fun-fun.
3, tonic advertisement: the tortoise is safe-not safe.
4, glasses advertising: blockbuster-blockbuster
5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: unknown mosquito-unknown
6, scotch tape advertising: irreplaceable-irreplaceable
7. Internet cafe advertisement: 1. Deep online love-deep love.
8. Piano advertisement: Qin fell in love at first sight.
9. Water heater advertisement: Take a bath as you like-as you like.
10, air-conditioning advertisement: no sweat for life-no regrets for life.
1 1. Clothing store advertisement: judge people by their clothes-judge them by their looks.
12, a laundry advertisement: I can't bear my clothes.
13, advertisement of a real estate company: Everything is ready-everything is ready.
14, a cake advertisement: cake goes up step by step-up step by step.
15, advertisement of stomach medicine: in one step.
16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding-enjoy it.
17, advertisement for electric iron: 100 clothes and 100 obedience-100 obedience.
18, fast food restaurant advertisement: better-slightly better.
19, washing machine advertisement: wife and mother-wife and mother
20. Hat company advertisement: judge a person by his hat-judge a person by his appearance.
2 1, advertisement for treating lithiasis: big stones become small stones, small petrification-big things become small things, small things become small things.
22, printer advertising: a hundred words is not as good as a buckle-a hundred words is not as good as seeing.
23, paint advertising: lecherous paint-lecherous people.
24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration pioneer-refrigeration pioneer
25. Anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: Is there any fear of hemorrhoids-is there any fear?
26. Advertisement for Garden Apartment: Living in Peace-Living in Peace.
27. Dance machine advertisement: smell the machine dancing-smell the chicken dancing.
28, seafood advertising: one step ahead-one step ahead.
29. Oral clinic advertisement: rapid treatment crowd-mass crowd.
30. Gift shop advertisement: courtesy of course-of course.
3 1, Love at first sight (clothing store)-Love at first sight
32. Iraq (clothing store)-Iraq
33. Romance of the Three Kingdoms (Clothing Store)-Shirt Country Performance Clothing
34. Choose (clothing store)-choose shirts and accessories.
35. Ride more bicycles (bicycle shop)-Ride more bicycles.
Second, unconscious typos (typos in quotation marks, correct words after dashes. )
1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" rice-fried rice
2, at the garage door: tire repair "inflation"-inflation
3. Retail Store Entrance: "Other" Sales-Retail
4. At the door of the furniture store: home "furniture"-furniture
5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"-decoration.
6. Lost and Found Advertisement: Lost and Found "Enlightenment"-Lost and Found Notice
7. Install the company's door: "Press" Install-Install.
8. At the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and wax it-wax it.
9. At the entrance of the hotel: "combined" lunch box.
10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish-spinach
Hotel Menu: Chicken Eggs-Eggs
12, hardware store signboard: "money" socket
13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" basketball
14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"-food stalls
15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fanfan" eggplant-tomato
16, stop sign: "Hmm" car charge-parking charge
17, slogan of strike hard: strike hard on the "calendar"-strike hard.
18, a slogan: "counterfeiting" fines-offenders fines.
19, a traffic slogan: Overloading is "almost" harmful-endless harm.
20, canteen menu: fish "garden"-fish balls
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