About the parent-teacher meeting, humorous remarks at the parent-teacher meeting

1. "Singles' Day is over, has there been any change in your life?" "Before Singles' Day, you worry about mid-term exams, and after Singles' Day, you worry about parent-teacher conferences. Oh, the changes are really big."

2. Parent-teacher conferences - the main cause of family conflicts

3. "Dad, where are you going?" "I'm going to hold a parent-teacher conference for you."

4. During the parent-teacher conference, the teacher said: "This child Chen Qing is very naughty." My child said angrily: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will ask my dad to beat you."

5. The mistress at the parent-teacher conference again They are coming to destroy the family

6. Laoban, let her go, let go of that parent-teacher meeting, you are destroying family harmony

7. Mid-term exam parent-teacher meeting Singles’ Day is here The moment when the friendship between teachers and students is on the verge of extinction

8. The parent-teacher conference is a professional mistress who specializes in breaking up other people’s family happiness! !

9. Dad, where are we going? Go to your parent-teacher conference~...

10. Parent-teacher conferences will only affect family harmony

11. Singles' Day is coming soon, and the midterm exam is coming soon It’s time for a parent-teacher meeting. It’s the so-called triple strike of love, studies, and family ties!

12. Why do Singles’ Day, midterm exams, and parent-teacher conferences have to be on the same week! ! God really gave us three blows! !

13. Long-term ghostwriting for primary school summer and winter vacation homework. Beating classmates for primary school students! Charging standard: summer vacation homework: 12; winter vacation homework: 14; parent-teacher conference: 30”

14. The teacher wants to be a mistress, which destroys love and hurts friendship. Finally, there is a parent-teacher conference to put the family relationship I took it away.

15. If there were no homework, no tests, no exams, and no parent-teacher conferences, I think everyone would enjoy going to school.

16. Singles’ Day. It’s passed, and the mid-term exam has passed, and now it’s time for the parent-teacher conference. It’s so sad.

17. During the parent-teacher conference, I discovered that the farthest distance in the world is not between life and death. , but your mother-in-law is standing in front of you, but she can only call you aunt.

18. The teachers in school are the ones who destroy your love and friendship, and the parent-teacher conference is the one who will not let go of your family ties.

19. [A few days later, the mid-term parent-teacher conference will be a triple blow to career, family, and love on Singles’ Day.]

20. On the day of the parent-teacher conference, I looked at my mother outside the window and realized that I had never been there. I noticed that she is getting old

21. After the midterm exam, there is a parent-teacher meeting that hurts the family's emotions.

22. I once joked with my friends that education in China actually forces children. Successful, so most Chinese people cannot afford to lose and have no mentality to lose. If you lose, you will be doomed. If you score 80 points, your parents will hope you get 100 points. If you score 100 points, your parents will hope you keep getting 100 points. I read an article before that said that getting 100 points once is enough because you have proven that you have the ability to get 100 points. My biggest impression of studying abroad is that foreign parents have an instinctive magnanimity. This kind of magnanimity may be related to the living environment, so they can not only win, but also lose. The psychological education and oppressive education model really have the feeling that a stick will produce a filial son.

23. I will be able to lose tomorrow. I can tell you where your dad is. He’s going to a parent-teacher conference! -.-

24. Parent-teacher conferences are like mistresses, specializing in destroying family relationships.

25. Destruction The harmonious parent-teacher conference is finally over, wish me well.

26. “Classmate XX, why don’t your parents come to the parent-teacher conference?” “Teacher, my parents just returned from a trip to Africa.”

27. Kneel down for the monthly exam, kneel down for rankings, kneel down for rankings, and finish the parent-teacher meeting. After the meeting, break your legs, wipe away your tears, and sleep on the street.

28. If there were no homework, no tests, no exams, and no parent-teacher conferences, I think I would enjoy school very much.

29. The parent-teacher conference is a demon trying to destroy family harmony! Let us resist the parent-teacher conference together!

30. Yesterday, I attended the first parent-teacher meeting of my child. In other aspects, he performed well. He is just very naughty and often fights with his classmates. I don’t know if the crying baby has milk to eat, or if he is a baby. I really like to fight so much that I complained to the teacher several times about the beatings of my classmates. Alas... raising children is difficult!

31. Some parents will be puzzled by their children’s behavior, and may even wonder how their children became like this and why they did these things. People who think this way should first reflect on themselves and whether they are involved in When it comes to children's lives, should we try to understand them, think about their world and their thoughts from their perspective, and reflect on what kind of role model we have set for our children, or what actions we have taken that have caused our children to of resistance.

32. In a few days, we will have to undergo the triple test of career, love, and family ties during the Mid-term Examination and Singles’ Day Parents’ Meeting

33. The teacher failed so much that he held a parent-teacher meeting even for minors. You have to teach an adult if you haven’t taught anyone well

34. The test results have come out, and next week’s parent-teacher conference will still be the same. Such results are too ironic for her who was once excellent. At night, she heard her parents arguing about who should go to the parent-teacher meeting. She opened the door and walked in, "Mom and Dad. No one needs to go." Both men and women were stunned and continued to push. On Monday, only her parents went to the parent-teacher meeting in the class. Also carrying a black and white photo. Behind the photo, there is a final sentence: In this world, who forces us to be excellent.

35. When you meet your father-in-law and mother-in-law at the parent-teacher conference, you can only call them uncle and aunt.

36. After the parent-teacher conference, you are destined to be good for a while.

37. My mother came to the parent-teacher meeting and saw a girl promising to help the boy with whatever he wanted, so she swore to me that they were definitely having an affair. ...Why do I feel that my mother’s gossip spirit is about to be ignited.

38. After the parent-teacher meeting today, when they left, I also wanted to go home with them... I cried again as I thought about it. I couldn't read the book well and still missed home. I felt hopeless.

39. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but when you have a parent-teacher conference, your mother-in-law is right in front of you, but you can only call her aunt.

40. _____-----Parent-teacher conferences will destroy the family just like primary school students°_/~↘

41. After the mid-term exam, Singles’ Day is ushering in, and finally It's a parent-teacher meeting, this is a complete collapse of career, love and family relationships! Is there any! !

42. The "parent-teacher meeting" is like this: there were two lovers in love, but suddenly a mistress came into the middle.

43. You can listen to his side of the story or you can go home and listen to my explanation. ——Parent-teacher meeting

44. Just when I want to celebrate the weekend of no homework after the mid-term exam, it seems that there will be a parent-teacher meeting after the results come in. Okay

45. The school holds a parent-teacher meeting How many happy families will be destroyed -

46. The mid-term exam on Friday ~ a little excited ↖ the results will be out the week after class ~ a little worried ↖ the parent-teacher meeting next Tuesday ~ I just knelt down ↘ go to Maochun outing on Friday after class grave?

47. Don’t smile at your phone at home, your parents will think you are in love.

48. I saw your father at the parent-teacher conference that day. Does that count as meeting the parents?

49. The parent-teacher conference and the mistress are actually the same, and their nature is to destroy the family. Harmony... Parent-teacher conference theme slogan

1. The weak lose opportunities, the strong seize opportunities, and the wise seize opportunities.

2. Let every student succeed.

3. Home-school alliance*** builds a harmonious society where teachers and students work together to create a civilized campus.

4. We create success together.

5. Sow life and reap habits; sow habits and reap character; sow character and reap destiny.

6. Everything is for students, for all students, and for students.

7. Use care to arouse students' enthusiasm for knowledge, use progress to repay parents for their upbringing, and use diligence to develop the ability to serve the motherland.

8. The healthy growth and future development of students are above all else.

9. Create an excellent family environment so that children can devote themselves to learning.

10. Put on the wings of ideals and raise the sails of youth.

11. Home and school work together to build a harmonious campus; the new integration of schools writes a new chapter in education.

12. Let us build a bridge of communication between schools and parents.

13. Today, I walk into Yucai School and enjoy the fragrance of peaches and plums. Tomorrow, I step into the society and become the pillar of the country.

14. Caring about the growth of our children starts with our communication and cooperation.

15. A little more care, a little more achievement, a little more hope, a little more joy.

16. Sow life and reap habits: sow habits and reap character; sow character and reap destiny.

17. Love life, learn to live, and create life.

18. The home-school alliance builds a harmonious society, and teachers and students work together to create a civilized campus.

19. Care about your children every day and pay attention to every change in your children.

20. Encourage and cheer for children and set sail for their ideals.

21. Responsibility is above all else, and achievement comes from hard work.

22. Welcome your arrival and look forward to your support. Thank you for your cooperation and hope for your advice.

23. Home-school cooperation is an important prerequisite for raising good children!

24. Give children warmth, hope and strength.

25. For the sake of your children’s tomorrow, please come to school often.

26. Highlight characteristics, focus on innovation, and accelerate development.

27. Pay more attention to your children, don’t just care about their grades; encourage them more, even if they make small progress.

28. As long as we work together, our children will have a better tomorrow.

29. Understanding, support, trust, efficiency, quality, and high scores.

30. For the sake of our children’s tomorrow, we should talk.

31. Let your children win at the starting line.

32. Educate everyone with the same heart.

33. Goals are motivation and care is the cornerstone. Let home and school build the road to success for children.

34. Confidence is the source of strength, and persistence is the guarantee of success.

35. Comprehensively implement education policies, comprehensively promote quality education, and welcome the era of knowledge economy.

36. Respect, communicate, and encourage.

37. Accept life challenges and cultivate all-round quality.

38. Use care to arouse students’ enthusiasm for knowledge, and use progress to repay parents for their upbringing.

39. Today, I walk into the campus of No. 3 Middle School and feel the fragrance of peaches and plums. Tomorrow, I step into the society and become the pillar of the country.

40. Knowledge is an eternal pursuit.

Parent-teacher meeting slogans

1. Knowledge is an eternal pursuit

2. Let us build a bridge of communication between schools and parents

3. Care about children’s growth The process is more important than caring about the results of children

4. Today you enter Yucai School and you will be filled with peaches and plums, and tomorrow you will step into society and become a pillar of the country

5. Responsibility is above all else, and achievement comes from dedication.

6. Pay more attention to your children, don’t just care about their grades; encourage your children more, even for small progress

7. Sow life, reap habits; sow habits, reap character; sow character, Harvest destiny

8. Use care to arouse students' enthusiasm for knowledge, and use progress to repay parents for their nurturing grace

9. For the sake of your children's tomorrow, please come to school often

10. Care about the children every day, pay attention to every change of the children

11. Everything for the students, for all students, for the students everything

12. For the children Tomorrow, we should talk

13. Caring about the growth of our children starts with our communication and cooperation

14. Goals are motivation and care is the cornerstone. Let home and school build children The road to success

15. Work together to create a better tomorrow for children

16. Welcome you to come and look forward to your support. Thank you for your cooperation and hope for your guidance

17. Highlight characteristics, focus on innovation, and accelerate development

18. Create an excellent family environment so that children can devote themselves to learning

19. The growth of children is the common wish of you and me

20. The healthy growth and future development of students are above all else

21. Home and school*** Join hands to build a harmonious campus; the new integration of schools writes a new chapter in education

22. Home-school alliance*** builds a harmonious society and teachers and students work together to create a civilized campus

23. Insert The wings of ideals raise the sails of youth

24. Parents are welcome to inspect the work

25. Educate everyone with the same heart

26. Use Care arouses students' enthusiasm for knowledge, uses progress to repay parents for their upbringing, and uses diligence to develop the ability to serve the motherland

27. Respect, communication, and encouragement

28. As long as we work together, our children will have a better tomorrow

29. Accept the challenges of life and cultivate all-round qualities

30. Home-school cooperation is an important prerequisite for raising good children

31. Let your children win at the starting line

32. Let every student succeed

33. Comprehensively implement the education policy, comprehensively promote quality education, and welcome the era of knowledge economy

34. Success, we create together

35. Home and school join hands, and together we hold up the sun of tomorrow

36. Love life, learn Live, create life

37. Sample speech for the parent-teacher meeting of ***Together we hold up our hope

Article 1

Tonight I am pregnant With excitement and joy, I stepped onto the podium. The first thing I want to say is to thank our Teacher Yan, Teacher Ma and all the teachers for their hard work in nurturing us and their meticulous care. Thank them for being like a bright candle, burning themselves to illuminate the lives of others. Sacrifice and dedication allow us to thrive. Since I entered Class 5 and Class 6, I have seen that the conditions of our class are better than other classes. We have air conditioning in winter and summer, and a supply of pure water. I feel very proud. However, these superior conditions are provided by our parents and the school and are a blessing to us. care and love, so we should not have any sense of superiority in our hearts. Under such good conditions, we should study hard.

I often motivate myself, listen carefully in class, ask the teacher if you don’t understand something, and do your homework carefully after class. Only by thinking more and practicing frequently can you achieve good results. When I was doing the homework of "Lian Wang", some of the questions were very difficult and I went through many detours. I thought about it for a long time, but I still couldn't find a way to solve the problem. I asked my father or mother to explain it to me. One time my father said: "Didn't the teacher teach you how to calculate by setting unknown numbers? You can learn to set the required problem as X, and then add this unknown number to the calculation." "My father encouraged me to try it and find similar questions to do again and again.

Finally I got it right. When encountering word problems in this area in the future, you can quickly calculate the results. Compared with mathematics, my performance in Chinese is lagging behind. My father often criticized me and said that I didn’t pay attention to the writing and pronunciation of words when I was studying. I didn’t remember the antonyms of agreement words well. When I was writing essays, I didn’t think carefully about the proposition and what aspects to write it from. I didn’t finish my homework seriously. Reviewing and consolidating, there is the phenomenon of coping with homework and having fun. The teacher said that we should describe an event or a character in a more complete, emotional, and lively way. We should also learn to use rhetorical techniques and learn from good sentences that we have learned, so that the articles we write can be literary. But I haven't been able to do it. I think Chinese is a very profound knowledge. In the future, we can only improve by reading more and memorizing more. It depends on our daily accumulation. After I came to Classes 5 and 6, my grades steadily improved. The teacher said that I was the fastest improving among my male classmates. After listening, I felt very encouraged and determined to reach a higher level and achieve better results in my future studies. Live up to the expectations of our teachers and parents. Finally, I wish teachers, parents and classmates a happy holiday!

Chapter 2

This morning, as soon as the bell rang for the third period, we started doing eye exercises. At this time, the head teacher came in and asked us to stop doing exercises. She held a stack of papers in her hand and asked several people to help give one to each of us. I took a look at the paper after I got it. Ah, the school is going to hold a parent-teacher meeting! I was shocked. At this time, I looked around and saw some students sighing softly: "Why do we have to hold a parent-teacher meeting again? What bad luck!" Some students were smiling. It could be seen from their appearance that they were not afraid of the school opening. Parents will meet because they are more conscious about studying in school and their grades are better. As for me, I think I feel both unlucky and happy about the parent-teacher conference held in school. Why? Then let me tell you! Then it depends on who comes to the parent-teacher conference. If my father comes, I will be in trouble, because my father will not praise me. Even if I do well in the exam, he will not say anything. If my grades are slightly lower, it will be bad. A criticism will be Inevitably, scolding is commonplace. What's more, this time, my Chinese and math scores were only one or two points above 90.

In dad’s eyes, that’s considered bad. It would be much better if the mother came to attend the parent-teacher conference at school. After this exam, I showed the test paper to my mother. After she read my Chinese test paper, she praised me a few times when she saw that there was no deduction for my composition! However, after my father read my test papers, he said that I had regressed and needed to work harder... However, I also thought that the probability of "showing up" in parent-teacher meetings was generally higher than that of my father. At this time, I thought that no matter whether my mother goes or my father goes, as long as I study hard, it will be the same! right! I must study hard and get better grades in the future, so I don’t have to worry about who comes to school for parent-teacher meetings! Really, having a parent-teacher conference at school makes people feel both unlucky and happy at the same time!