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A difficult problem, learn to give directions, thank you.

1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.

2, at the garage door: tire repair "flushing"

3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"

4. Furniture store door: home "furniture"

5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"

6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"

7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.

8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"

9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.

10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.

1 1. Hotel menu: Danji

12, hardware store signboard: "money" block

13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball

14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"

15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant

16, stop sign: "Yes" car charges.

17, slogan of strike hard: strike hard "calendar"

18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.

19, a traffic slogan: overload is "almost" harmful.

20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"

Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

3. tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe.

4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"

7. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.

8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.

1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.

12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes"

13, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.

14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"

15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.

17, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.

18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.

19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

2 1, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller, and the small "stone" becomes smaller.

22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"

23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.

24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier

25, anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: not afraid of hemorrhoids.

26. Garden apartment advertisement: stay in the apartment.

27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.

28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.

29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd

Typo: As the name implies, it refers to characters such as typos.

If someone writes "dye" as "dye" [nine is pills] and "drag" as "drag" [a little more], these are all typos; Write "suggestion" as "meaning", where "meaning" is another word. There are many reasons for the appearance of typos, and their adverse effects or harm can not be ignored.

The reason for editing this paragraph.

There are both subjective and objective reasons for the occurrence of typos.

The subjective reason is that many people think that writing Chinese characters is a personal matter, and it doesn't matter if they have one more pen, as long as they or others can understand how to write. Or some people don't know the structure and writing of some words at all. Of course, sometimes they write a word, but they make a mistake when they write it. If someone writes "Wu" as "Wu" [meaning as [case]], "parallel worm" as "worm", or "perseverance" as "refusing to give up" and so on. Some people, especially the operators of individual shops, write some nonstandard simplified words or other words for convenience. This situation is even more common if someone writes "wine" as "nine" and "biscuit" as "dry".

The objective reason is that Chinese characters are ideographic, and many Chinese characters have many strokes, so it is difficult to remember and write Chinese characters. Compared with pinyin characters, the error rate of Chinese characters is quite high In addition, there are too many homophones and similar words in Chinese, such as "victory" and "victory", "debate" and "discrimination", "combination" and "exhaustion"; "Must", "Necessary" and "Have"

Step by step to win (step by step to win) wine has won a reputation (a long-standing reputation), and the taste of wine is everywhere (forever). There is no danger in having a cup (prepared)

If the tortoise is well (I hope it is well), it will be amazing (a blockbuster). Nine drinks go to the ground (nine drinks go to one). The world of calcium is unparalleled (unparalleled in the world)

Unknown (unknown) no mosquitoes. It is now or never to drink a famous chicken. No fear of hemorrhoids (no fear of standing).

Put your pen into the melt (put your pen into the army). The box is reasonable and unique.

I was proud to drink (second to none) when I first came to Jinlai.

Eat the beauty of the whole food (perfection) without locking (nothing), and strive for gold (Excellence) to wash out the accident (overjoyed)

A person's love is as good as his wish.