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What are the most shocking and fatuous words that the rulers of past dynasties have said?

First of all, Jin Huidi: Why not eat minced meat?

Jin Huidi is a famous silly emperor in history. Once, officials reported to him that there was a famine in a place and people had no food. Jin Huidi made a surprising remark: Why don't they eat meat porridge? Why not eat minced meat? )

Second, Song Shenzong: Those who can recover the whole land of Yan will will get fiefs and be awarded barons.

Song Shenzong was a relatively successful monarch in history. He supported Wang Anshi's political reform and enhanced the strength of the Northern Song Dynasty to some extent. But there are also many mistakes, such as the dispute between the new party and the old party, and the failure of a million-strong army to attack Xixia.

Another mistake he made was to leave a legacy: those who can recover the whole land of Yan will will be given fiefs and royal titles. As a result, more than 30 years later, Tong Guan, the eunuch, tricked Song Shenzong and Jurchen into jointly destroying Liao in order to win the honor of being king. Song made an alliance with Jinhai and gave Jin a lot of assistance. Jurchen rises, Liao country dies. The Song Dynasty recovered sixteen states with the help of the Jin State, but then the Jin State pointed its finger at the Northern Song Dynasty, which eventually perished.

Third, his: Don't make me patricide.

When Judy, the prince of Yan, rebelled and Wen Jian led an army to conquer Judy, he even said to the generals who took part in the war: Don't let me have the name of killing my uncle. As a result, Judy made full use of this sentence in the battle, gained many advantages when she got cold feet, and finally replaced Jianwen Emperor as emperor.

Fourth, Cixi: Measure China's material resources and win the favor of the country.

1900, Cixi went to war with the great powers, which led to Eight-Nation Alliance's capture of Beijing. After Cixi fled to the west, she was forced to make peace and implemented the shameless traitor policy of "measuring China's material resources and pleasing the country", and listened to foreigners' words and opinions.

5. Emperor Yang Di: Who should make a good brain?

Emperor Yang Di's three expeditions to Korea led to chaos and civil strife. Originally, the Sui Dynasty could have saved it, but Emperor Yang Di went directly to Yangzhou to have fun day and night without asking about politics.

Once, Emperor Yang Di looked at the bronze mirror by candlelight, touched his neck and said, "Who should make a good head?" I mean, I don't know who will cut off my noble head. Emperor Yang Di was killed by Yu Wenhuaji a few days after saying this sentence.