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Non-standard words

A large number of advertising languages:

"Money (before) is boundless" Clothing (Yiyi) is reluctant "; A magnetized cup "has a mouth full of cups (pills), and a cup (preparation) is safe"; Beer is "fresh (for the first time)". "

"It's now or never", "It's urgent to cough", "People with hemorrhoids are not old" and "People who play with beautiful women".

An advertisement for a "penniless" toothbrush and a "no strangers" typewriter.

Without a stomach, it can't be cured.

Taking a bath at will (desire) is silent and mosquito-free (smell)

It is urgent to stop coughing with accommodation (encounter)

Riding a turtle is fun when it's safe.

Without shoes (baggy), you can reach (beat) calcium (almost).

A chicken (machine) must not lose its honey belly (sword)

Treat the (fried) population for a long time.

It burns (slightly) better than clothes.

Get fresh (first step), no lock (demand)

A Dai (Dai) Tian (Tian) Jiao (Jiao) Shi Quan (X) sister.

Idle (virtuous) wife and good mother (washing machine) hundred clothes (clothes) hundred shun (electric iron)

Little-known (good taste) always calls (pager)

Don't even give up clothes "-a laundry advertisement," Take a bath with confidence "-a bathing center advertisement," Everything "-a real estate company advertisement," Step by Step Cake "-a cake advertisement and so on.