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Blessings about the King of Glory Ceremony

1. Di Renjie: During the Spring Festival, I give you three tokens. The first one is a good luck token, and you will have good luck in everything. The second career order indicates that you will be promoted step by step in the Year of the Monkey. The third blessing order brings harmony to the whole family and happiness forever!

2. Wu Zetian: The imperial edict has arrived, and the emperor is entrusted to heaven. He summons: Because you performed well last year, on the occasion of the new year, I now grant you ten thousand taels of gold, a dozen beauties, and a first-class official residence. , admire this, take the decree!

3. Han Xin: Prices are rising and wages are falling. When will we be able to show off our skills? The jungle is tiring and the hours are long, so I don’t have time to think about you. The New Year is coming, and the contact is busy. I send a text message to express my wishes: I wish you a happy Year of the Monkey! Good luck in the Year of the Monkey!

4. Wang Zhaojun: It’s New Year, be nice to women. Women are like water, don't be too cold to her, they will freeze easily. Once the temperature exceeds zero and freezes, it will only hurt others and yourself!

5. Jiang Ziya: I look at your face, your forehead is bright, and you count it with your fingers. This is a good sign. You will make big, small, and unexpected money next year, and you will have a lot of money; family and friendship. , love, love goes well; official luck, wealth luck, peach blossom luck, luck is prosperous.

6. Sun Wukong: I, Sun Wukong, wish you all good luck in eating monkeys, drinking monkeys, and everything else!