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What kind of slogan is suitable for an Internet cafe?

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There must be something you want

I am not at the Internet cafe but at "home"

On the Internet. . . No laughing

No smoking`

Low consumption, super luxury, high enjoyment! !

Adults are not allowed to enter

Photography is prohibited

Disgracefully dressed are not allowed to enter

Please take care of your belongings

If there is a non-smoking area, you can add a note: Please do not smoke in public places