The fifth puppy crossed the desert. It brought enough water and food. Found the telephone pole, the telephone pole is vertical, and there are no other puppies waiting in line, let alone dogs.

one. There is a sign on the telephone pole that you are not allowed to pee anywhere.

two. There are many dogs in front.

three. There are two dogs watching it, and it is embarrassed.

four. There is a smell of Tibetan mastiff on the telephone pole.

five. The dog has a cataract and can't see the telephone pole.

six. It is ill and can't be solved.

seven. That telephone pole is upside down.

eight. That's a mirage.

nine. It just wants to solve "shit".

A dog walked in the desert with enough food and water. Why did it die?

① No telegraph pole was found.

A dog walked in the desert with enough food and water and found a telegraph pole. Why did it die?

② The telegraph pole was upside down.

A dog walked in the desert with enough food and water and found a telegraph pole. The telephone pole didn't fall down. Why did it die?

③ Many dogs lined up. Poor baby waited until it suffocated.

A dog walked in the desert. It also found the telephone pole. The telephone pole didn't fall down, and it didn't line up. Why did it die?

④ Hey, love is great. I'm sorry to see a beautiful bitch. It suffocated.

A dog walked in the desert. It brought enough food and water. The telephone pole didn't fall down, there was no queue, and there was no bitch. Why did it die?

⑤ Hey, the toilet is also charged these days (no money) < P > A dog walked in the desert, and he found the telephone pole with enough food and water. The telephone pole didn't fall down, didn't queue up, didn't have a bitch, and brought money. Why did it die?

⑥ Who opened the toilet with money (the toll collector with a hundred-dollar bill couldn't find it)

A dog was walking in the desert. It brought enough food and water and found a telephone pole. The telephone pole didn't fall down, there was no queue, there was no bitch, and it also brought money and change. Why did it die?

⑦ It was closed for the time being (the toll collector's wife gave birth to a child and didn't come to work)

A dog was walking in the desert. It brought enough food and water and found a telephone pole. The telephone pole didn't fall down, didn't line up, didn't have a bitch, and also brought money, change and a toll collector. Why did it die?

⑧ Alas, it only received foreign guests today.