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Speaking of the Rat in the Year of the Rat

The Year of the Rat is prosperous, the Year of the Ox is strong, the Year of the Tiger is fierce, the Year of the Rabbit is strong, the Year of the Dragon is flying, the Year of the Snake is auspicious, the Year of the Horse is galloping, the Year of the Sheep is free, the Year of the Monkey is high, the Year of the Rooster is rising, and the Year of the Dog is prosperous. . There is one less zodiac sign, so Happy New Year in the Year of the Pig!

The New Year is here, do you miss me? If you miss me, press it and press it again. Do you miss me that much? I pressed it when I said I wanted to, but I pressed it again! I didn’t expect you to miss me like this, I’m so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

Snowflakes are falling all over the sky, ushering in the New Year. Let the long-lost souls gather together. I sincerely wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessings melt the cold winter and warm your heart.

Think of a number in your mind, add 52.8 to it, multiply it by 5, then subtract 3.9343, divide it by 0.5, and finally subtract ten times the number in your mind. The answer is very romantic. !

The night is like wine, the cold wind gently blows the willows, and the chrysanthemums have been blooming for a long time. Where are you running? The weather has been cold for a long time. Have you put on more clothes? If dogs are not allowed in the city, will their owners beat you? Please call me if you are safe, so that I won’t worry about you——Master.

Dear God, please bless those friends who do not call me, do not send me text messages, and do not miss me: May the Lord drop their mobile phones in the toilet, Amen!

The New Year is approaching. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can fill in the congratulatory messages with a pencil on large-denomination RMB and send them to me! Thank you for your support of environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

There is something I have never dared to say to you, but if I don’t say it in the New Year, I won’t have the chance: You are so annoying... you are so lovable that I will never tire of it!

Happy Year of the Rat! My best wishes to you: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! The God of Wealth follows you! Luck is with you!

Happy New Year, I wish you: good health, all the best, a happy family, a happy life, a successful career, a house full of jewels, long life and wealth, great wealth, invincibility, and invincibility!

This moment! With my deepest thoughts, let Yun'er bring my blessings to embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you happiness!

You will have good luck in the Year of the Dog! Your boss values ??you, your relatives and friends take care of you, money favors you, the opposite sex admires you, your temper is at your mercy, and good things come to your mind!

Let me give you some blessings about the word "rat"

Bing Ding's fierce flames open up a new world

Zichou Yinhua heralds a good year

Bing Brilliant Futeng Shuqi

Zishe gathers happily in Taihe

In Year B there is a celebration of the pig's farewell to the new year

The mouse announces spring silently at midnight

Bingzi stayed up all night thinking about national affairs

Getting up early in the morning to be amazed by the spring scenery

Bingzi welcomes the Spring Festival with two systems

Landai joins hands to celebrate three links

I just saw the fat pig bring wealth to my door

Welcome the golden rat to the door

The auspicious rat with cleverly cut window decorations

Technology is honored as the god of wealth

Spring drums frequently beat the rat to marry a girl

Yangge dancing dances and dances happily fill the door

Rice rice sprouts with thousands of gold waves rising

Jade plum blossoms bloom thousands of miles in the spring breeze

Fire trees and silver flowers welcome the jade rat

Golden plate of delicacies from mountains and seas

The auspicious rat announces a good harvest

Technology blossoms for wealthy families

Jia Bing Yong Ji Shu Kang Le

Spring rain and dawn wind and flowers blooming in five colors

Shu Xulin wrestles to sweep away thousands of troops

The pigs go to Cheng Fengmin

The rat comes to bring good luck

The pig goes away and spring is boundless

The rat comes and the new year is full

The rat comes and the pig goes far away

Spring is here The scenery is updated

The rat is the first sign of the zodiac

Spring is the first sign of the year

The rat comes to tune a new rhythm

The rooster crows early to announce spring

Xin You Mouse Beard Pen

Happy Inscription Swallow Tail Book

Newly Dressed Mouse Married Girl

Beautiful Beauty Welcomes Spring

子Spring arrives at home every year

Happiness comes in the Year of the Rat

Spring is in full swing during the Year of the Rat

The laughter of the Year of the Rat is sweet

The turn of the Year of the Rat

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Rat Festival Spring Update

Zi is the head of the earthly branch

People are happy in prosperous times

Rat heralds a good year

A century of promotion of Jiazi

The Blessed Land is in Chunshen

The frogs cry in the Biye

The squirrels sing in Huangshan

Bing Hui Zang Ruiying

子The common people celebrate a good harvest

Binghui is full of auspiciousness

The common people enjoy a good harvest

The green pines follow the old age

The rat and the new year

The spring tide brings good news

The Year of the Rat brings good news

The spring breeze blows the green willows

The spirit rat jumps across the pines

The chirping of spring swallows warms the trees

The golden rat jumps over the green pines

The magpie sings and the red plum blossoms bloom

The Year of the Rat is full of joy

People are happy for good health

The rat is rich because of its longevity

The rat is the first sign of the zodiac

The waves are strong at midnight

The magpie is born in the year of the rat

Fragrance of words

The alternation of midnight and night

Spring update in the Year of the Rat

The ringing of midnight bells

The sound of firecrackers in the Year of the Rat

The sons and daughters share the same song and the world is in harmony

Jiadi Lianyunxin develops

Wishing a good harvest in the year of the son

There are good stories about the names of families A and B

The ancient tradition of filial piety and friendship still exists

Jiuzi welcomes the spring with auspicious mist

Civilization and founding of the country are full of spring breeze

Married girls draw pictures to celebrate the spring

Welcome the spring The swallow dances peacefully

The dove wife adds rain to the new moon

The mouse aunt wraps the garden with fragrance

The mouse gets married into a story

Rooster Welcome the New Year

Mouse gets married and plays drum music

Sheep hair is dipped in ink to write Spring Festival couplets

Lin horns and phoenix feathers increase the country's reputation

Mouse whiskers are wonderful touches Spring scenery

The spirit rat jumps on the branches and the shadow of the moon shines

The spring ox plows the fields and the fragrance of the valley drifts

The spirit rat greets the spring with good spring scenery

The golden rooster announces the dawn and the new dawn

The heroes of the Dragon Kingdom make great achievements

The blueprint painted with colored pens with rat whiskers

New Year pictures of the rat marrying a girl

Red plum blossoms stand proudly in the snow and magpies chirp Spring

The magpie chirps and the plum blossoms welcome the spring

The rat announces the new year and the house is full of blessings

Ren Yu is deeply grateful to the party

Sub-picture Great Karma Describes Spring

The pigs go away and the rats come back to replace the old

The stars move and the stars turn around to welcome the spring

The rats are pregnant and can’t tell the truth

It's a very auspicious time in the year

The rat girl gets married thousands of miles away

The bell rings for two years

The rat has no big or small name, old

Nian Updates at the end of the year

The Year of the Rat depicts the spring of the year

I wish you a happy Year of the Rat, a sunny face, a happy love, a proud career, a happy life, and good luck in everything. !

14. The black horse leads out the rat, and the passage of the rat is auspicious. Good luck to the canopy, walking in Kangzhuang. Wealth flows into rivers and seas, officials rise and Buddha jumps over the wall. Great joy requires sobriety, Xiangyang is not Luoyang.

15. The Year of the Rat is coming, the Year of the Rat is coming, if you have achievements, don’t be proud, if you have failed, don’t die, work hard together, fire the cannon, good luck will fall from the sky, share it together, everyone laughs!

17. The Spring Festival of the Year of the Rat is here, I send you a text message to say hello; I wish you a smooth day and a good night's sleep; gold falls from the sky and touches your feet; if you want to ask who I am, please look at my mobile phone number.

18. I wish the Golden Rat a prosperous future! The Rat is happy! The Rat is forging ahead! The Rat is proud!

19. I wish you all success and prosperity in the Year of the Rat. I wish you good fortune. !

20. Happy New Year, the three rats will prosper, you will be proud, good things will happen one after another, everything will go smoothly, everything will be perfect, you will get rich, get rich, get rich.

8. As time goes by, people live longer, and spring fills the universe with blessings. The three rats bring good fortune and bring prosperity to the door. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and good health! !

9. This text message wishes you a happy New Year. May you live in peace and contentment, be harmonious and prosperous, be prosperous, have good luck, strive for the top, be at ease, and stay young forever. I wish you happiness!

10. In this beautiful warm winter day, I look at you proudly showing off your might, and I really want to say to you: Stop pretending, my little little lamb, I know you love me very much. .

11. I wish: New Year progress! May the three rats prosper! All your wishes will come true! Advance step by step!

12. The celebration of the New Year brings joy to everyone. Let’s celebrate the New Year together. I wish you good things and a smile in the Year of the Rat. -

13. I wish you the Year of the Rat: be famous, have good luck, be popular, show off your talents, be popular with cannons, make a big splash, and take the lead