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I went on a wild trip to the mountains with a female classmate. I wanted to have fun in the mountains, but it turned into a wild escape in the wilderness.
I originally wanted to enjoy the mountains and wilderness, but ended up fleeing into the wilderness. I would like to give some kind advice to those little boys: never take girls on an outing alone to unfamiliar places. The danger is too great.
I have a nephew (my surname is Gao Ha) who has just entered the freshman year. I originally made an appointment with a group of male and female classmates to go on a field trip to a nearby undeveloped mountain during the Dragon Boat Festival holiday. As a result, when the holiday came, , everyone was holding back, either because his family was urging him to go home, or because something happened temporarily, and in the end only his nephew and a female classmate were left without excuses.
This female classmate proposed the picnic, so she was very angry and said to my nephew: "Do you think I won't dare to go without you? I have to go, and I will take pictures when the time comes. There are so many beautiful photos and videos that I posted to my friends circle, which will make you so angry!" Then I went to that mountain with my nephew out of anger.
This mountain is very large and densely forested. Since it has not yet been developed, the transportation is very poor and there are mostly muddy roads. However, the scenery is primitive and wild, making it a good place for adventure.
When my nephew and his female classmate arrived at their destination, they had a great time walking and taking photos and videos, and gradually walked deeper into the mountains. They first found a few wild pear trees on the mountain, which were full of pears and hung down, which was very attractive.
The female classmate was brave and said that we might as well pick some and eat them. The nephew hurriedly said that he might be fined if he was discovered by those people in the mountains. The female classmate was very disdainful and said that anyone could pick the wild ones, so she picked a few by hand. Just as I put the pears into my bag, I suddenly heard a shout: "You are not allowed to pick! You will be fined if you pick them!" Then two middle-aged men came over and stared at them angrily.
The female classmate hurriedly said: "We didn't pick it, we were just taking pictures under the tree." As she said this, she gestured with her eyes to her nephew to pretend to take pictures of her, then she held the pear tree with one hand and flipped her hair with the other, pretending Intoxicated look.
The two men said: "You said no, we all saw it. Tell me, how many did you pick? The fine is 10 yuan for each pear. This is an advantage for you, you know how expensive wild pineapples are "Very much."
The female classmate said: "I really didn't pick it. I just did the fruit picking action to take pictures. If you don't believe me, you can go through my bag." past. The two men were confused for a moment, but did not look through her bag. They said, "Forget it this time! If you are caught next time, you will definitely be fined."
The two of them agreed again and again, and then walked away. . Then he took out the pear and gnawed it, almost knocking off his teeth. The pear looked beautiful, but it was actually as hard as a rock. They threw it away quickly.
The mountains are too big, the woods are too dense, the roads are too primitive, and the tourists are too few. I don’t know how long I walked, but the sky gradually darkened. They originally planned to go back the same way they came, but they were already deep in the jungle and it took them several hours to walk. It would be dark if they had to go back the same way. So they decided to take a shortcut and return from the other side.
Of course, the so-called shortcuts are just their wishful thinking. What happened next was their great escape into the wilderness.
They kept walking along the dirt road, which was still a road, with twists and turns. At first, they thought it was a winding road with beautiful scenery. They kept taking photos and videos, and they were very excited. As a result, the further we walked, the less we could see a way out, and I felt a little panicked. But there is no other way, let alone turning around and going back. I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of this mountain in the middle of the night.
While hesitating, they suddenly found four or five young men sitting on the grass not far away, chatting there by the dirt road. They must be workers in the lumber camp. The nephew was flustered for a while and said softly to the careless female classmate: "Let's turn around quickly." The female classmate was obviously frightened and nodded. Just as they were about to turn around, their nephew realized that the gang had spotted them and were staring at them.
The female classmate said: "If we turn around at this time, they will definitely know that we are afraid, which is not good. How about we pretend that nothing is wrong and walk over bravely, maybe we will come out of the mountain when we turn in front. The intersection."
Then the two of them pretended not to care and walked towards the group of men.
The eyes of the men were like torches, never leaving the female classmate's body.
As they passed by, a man said to his female classmate: "Beauty, come here and play for a while."
Another man said with a smile: "The road ahead is dead. "Yo!"
A man said: "Where is this beauty from? She is so beautiful, isn't she a local?"
There is another man whistling.
The nephew was so frightened that he stood close to the female classmate and whispered: "Don't answer, don't look back, just go! When we get to the corner, we will run!"
The female classmate held her nephew's hand and was shaking. After finally reaching the corner, the two of them spread their legs and started running desperately.
The female classmate was in front, and the nephew was behind. He kept looking back to see if the group of people had followed. After running for a while, they finally stopped. Because there is no road ahead! Because there is a high cliff at your feet!
The air at this moment seemed to be frozen. The two of them were dumbfounded and didn't know what to do. It is impossible to look back. I guess this is what it feels like to be on a dead end.
The female classmate was so anxious that she wanted to cry. The nephew is a man after all. He tried to calm down and observed the cliff. He found that the cliff was covered with deep weeds and some small bushes. Although it was high, it was possible to climb down by holding on to the branches of these weeds and bushes. .
Having no choice but to fear that the men would catch up, they had no choice but to climb down.
The nephew went down first. After stepping firmly, he took the female classmate's hand and let her slide down slowly. The two of them supported each other and moved down bit by bit. Thank God, although my clothes were scratched and my body was stabbed, I finally made it down to the foot of the mountain. It was already dark at this time.
There is a farmyard in front, with a few lights shining through, like their guiding light. They groped forward for a long time, and finally reached the farmyard. Just when he was about to be happy, there was a sudden barking, and a big dog jumped out, grinning wide, revealing its white teeth, which really frightened the two of them. Fortunately, a little boy ran out soon and drank the dog.
The nephew asked the little boy how far it was from here to the road. The little boy told him crisply that he could reach the road through their yard. The two of them were ecstatic, as if they were reborn.
After listening to my nephew’s vivid story, I quickly said to him who was “shocked”: “Why don’t you chase after such a good girl!”
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