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What are some particularly true and funny jokes that have happened around you?

Deaf-mute? ?

The thing is like this, my friends and I go to the food court to eat. In these places, there are usually some disabled people who come to ask for help. Basically every time, I can't help but give them ten or five yuan. . But this time, I didn't give it. At that time, a man walked up to us and pointed to his ears and mouth, indicating that he was a deaf-mute. He also brought a charity donation booklet, as if he could write his name on it if he paid for it. Then my friend waved her hand and said she didn't want to give money. The deaf-mute looked a little unhappy, so she left. When she turned back, I said I didn't bring cash, otherwise I would help. As a result, this person suddenly turned around and took out the WeChat and Alipay payment codes. My friend and I were dumbfounded. Not only did we have a lot of question marks in our hearts, but also a lot of shit. When my friend and I were in a daze, this "deaf-mute" ran away without even looking back. Later, when I went to the food court again, I could no longer see this "deaf-mute" person. Maybe he had gone to start work. She must have figured it out before and felt that "disabled people" can also be self-reliant.

I would like to remind everyone that for those "disabled people" in various places, you must confirm before choosing whether to rescue them. Nowadays, many people with ill intentions come to defraud money. During the day, they are "Disabled people" may be active in major bars at night. Scan the QR code to send gifts

Coincidentally, the weather was relatively hot that day, and I was watching the computer with my friends. As soon as I walked out, someone came over to talk to me and said that I would scan the QR code to follow the official account (actually to help solve the problem). If you have a WeChat ID, you will receive a fan. The fan was directly delivered to you first, a bit like forcing you to do it, but I was more shameless and took the fan away directly. I said that my phone was turned off and there was nothing I could do. My friend did not follow my advice and still scanned the fan. It was coded, but it didn't pop up, so the unblocking failed. The man asked for a fan from my friend, then turned to me and tried to take my fan back. At this moment, I said: My phone is out of battery, I’m sorry. ?Then he took his friend and left, but the drama just started now.

My friends and I went to eat in the evening. This place was about 5 kilometers away from where we went to see the computer. Because it was a roadside stall, someone came over with a glowing balloon and said to scan the code to pay attention to the public. You can get one by calling the number. When we raised our heads and he lowered his head, a sudden embarrassment struck. Isn’t this the person we met at noon today? He seemed to be aware of this problem. After a short stay, he no longer waited or spoke, and turned around to leave.

The two short stories I shared are relatively funny and true enough. But I also want to remind everyone to guard against fraud. We don’t need to sympathize with those who are pretending to be disabled. We really want to pay attention to those who have disabilities. We can help them through local rescue stations for disabled people. As for the people you meet on the street who scan the QR code and follow the official account to give gifts, they basically ask you to scan the QR code to help unblock the WeChat account. It seems that this thing can only be used once a month, so it is better to keep it in case relatives and friends If your WeChat account is stolen, you can also help.