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Does anyone know what the top ten business cards of Chongqing are? Also, how many strange things are there in Chongqing? Who knows the Eighteen Monsters in Yunnan?

Eighteen Strange Things in New Chongqing

Build roads on mountains to become thoroughfares, build bridges when meeting water, the sky and the earth are wide, houses are built like building blocks along the mountains;

The new glory of Jiangcheng, the bridge capital , Observing great changes in front of a tree, treating guests on Nanbin Road;

There are no foreigners in Foreigner Street, girls and ladies cannot be distinguished, and it is not strange to court in the street;

Visiting on the street So happy, I live with a stick, I don’t like bargaining to show my heroism;

Air conditioners and cattail fans are sold at the same time, I feel uncomfortable without eating noodles, Sanfu hot pot is cute;

All over the street Bicycles are hard to find, funerals are treated as happy events, and treasures are everywhere.

The above is modified based on the old version of Chongqing Eighteen Monsters. If there is anything wrong or there is something more exciting, please tell us. Thanks!

Notes:

1. Qiaodu refers to the intersection of two rivers in the main urban area of ??Chongqing. There are 24 bridges, ranking first among large and medium-sized cities in the country. River City: In recent years, Chongqing has built riverside roads along both sides of the Yangtze River and Jialing River, which has greatly improved the city's appearance and is known as the "First River City".

2. Nanbin Road refers to the Binjiang Road on the south bank of the Yangtze River. It is the most gorgeous ribbon on Binjiang Road in Chongqing. When night falls, you can dine and drink tea here and watch the night view of the mountain city, which is like the Milky Way setting in the sky. Yikeshu Observation Deck is located in Nanshan Scenic Area. From here, you can have a panoramic view of the beautiful mountain city, which is refreshing and refreshing.

3. Foreigner Street is the abbreviation of Maxim’s Yangtze River Scenic Area. A hodgepodge of Chinese and Western architecture: the Golden Hall in Vienna, Flower Street in San Francisco, Old Bridge in Florence, Leaning House, Street Scene Along the River During the Qingming Festival, etc. The most outstanding thing is the large number of funny slogans, which not only entertain the body and mind, but also make people think.

4. Gazing refers to looking at beautiful girls on the street. There are beauties in Chongqing, Maggie Cheung takes three steps, and Brigitte Lin takes five steps, which is dizzying. Best location: Jiefangbei Commercial District.

5. Bangbang is the abbreviation for Chongqing porters and has no derogatory meaning. The movie "Mountain City Stick and Stick Army" made them famous. They come from Chongqing and surrounding rural areas. They do physical work, earn hard-earned money, and solve everyone's problems. They shoulder the burden of the whole family's life on their own shoulders. Please respect them.

6. Xiaomian, a noodle snack, is the most popular among Chongqing people. Red oil sea pepper, green onion sprouts, MSG soy sauce, garlic water and minced ginger, lard sesame sauce... More than ten kinds of condiments are put into the bowl, and the noodles are full of color, aroma and taste. "Dry" (that is, no water added), the taste is more fragrant.

7. Sanfu hot pot refers to eating hot pot during the hottest period of summer, sweating profusely, just like taking a sauna, and then taking a shower to feel refreshed. Chongqing people call it "fighting poison with poison."

8. Baoqi, a derogatory term with a sense of ridicule in Chongqing dialect. Behaviors such as: fighting frequently, losing money and bleeding; calling girls eldest sister when meeting them; speaking impassionedly on the stage, but not understanding what they mean; plucking real eyebrows and adding fake eyebrows; calling cats and dogs, etc., are all banned It's called "Baoqi".

9. It is difficult to find bicycles on the streets. The mountainous city of Chongqing has uneven terrain, making it inconvenient to ride a bicycle. Buses are the main way to go out.

10. Treating funerals as happy events is a bad habit, like street concerts, common in old cities. In addition to playing and playing, a group of Caotai singers were also invited to sing and sing more difficult high-pitched songs, such as "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", "Qomolangma", etc., to build momentum. It disturbs the dead and annoys the neighbors, and has become extinct in recent years.

Attached is an old version of Chongqing’s Eighteen Oddities:

The house is like building blocks along the mountain top, the Sanfu hot pot is cute, and the car cannot walk as fast;

Air-conditioned cattail leaf fan Selling at the same time, carrying sticks and standing all over the street, ladies like to show their knees;

I carry it with me casually, feel uncomfortable without eating noodles, and go shopping shirtless;

Street It’s a pleasure to watch while looking around, running the newspaper is like planting cabbage, and the kids are showing off their boldness when betting;

The short guy and the tall girl love each other, playing mahjong to entertain the guests, and setting up a ring on the bus;

Baoqi exists everywhere, names of people are not strange, and funerals are treated as happy events. There is also a popular saying among Chongqing people that they are called "Chongqing's Eighteen Eccentrics", that is, it is not strange to be called "Nvwa'er" at the age of seventy, and it is comfortable to be called "Zai'er" at the age of eighty. Men dye their hair to look like "foreigners", and women's belly buttons Outside of clothes, talking anxiously is like a competition, there are many and weird "words", the hotter the hot and spicy hotpots, the more they are sold, I feel uncomfortable without eating noodles, I have to walk uphill to make side dishes, and I can't walk as fast as I can by car (Chongqing) It’s a mountain town, so you have to take a detour when driving, and you can take shortcuts when walking). It’s so fun to look around (looking here and there) on the roadside, and Bangbang (Lifu) is all over the street looking for business, etc. Due to the character limit, I cannot give you the Eighteen Monsters of Yunnan. Eighteen Weird Views of Yunnan: /view/2335.htm