What are some funny banner slogans?

The funny banners and slogans are:

1. I can’t tell the difference between brake and accelerator, but they all work!

2. If you don’t drive well, drive blindly. If you squeeze me, I will rush you!

3. Please take care of older female drivers!

4. The trend of newbies becomes more and more popular.

5. If there are moving obstacles, please go around them!

6. If the love between two people lasts for a long time, how long will it take to get married?

7. People and cars are worn out and worn out again.

8. When you read this line, your car is too close to me!

9. People are old and cars are new, stay away from me!

10. People need face, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.