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Part I: Good reading is not good reading. antithetical couplet

Bottom line: good reading is not good reading.

This couplet was written by Xu Wei in Ming Dynasty. The first couplet refers to reading when I was young, but I don't like reading. When you are old, you like reading, but reading is not good.

The first part: Idle people are not allowed to become sages.

Yuan Right: Thieves don't come to Taoist priests.

Xinlian: Fishing people don't come to work.

Wulian: sinners are not allowed to get drunk.

This couplet was written by a monk in Mingdan Mountain.

Part I: Ideal is not to enjoy it.

The bottom line is: the future is full of money.

Part I: Looking at Plums and Sweeping Snow.

The bottom line: the mountains are dancing and flowing.

The beauty of this couplet lies in the urgent reading of the next couplet, such as the scale:' dolemi fasolasi'. The next couplet reads the numbers in dialect: "1234567".

The first part: the summer mouse cools the beam, and the cat strokes scare the summer mouse.

Yuan Right: Hungry chickens steal rice and ask children to pick up stones and beat hungry chickens.

Gu You: The thirsty crane asked the slave to shoot the thirsty crane.

This couplet is also called' Summer Rat Measuring Beam'.

The first part: the summer mouse cools the beam and the pen wall depicts the cat. The summer rat jumped along the eaves, hit the pile and died, and the cat ate the corpse.

Yuan Right: Missing!

I was right: the hungry chickens stole rice, and the hungry chickens ran away with the same children. When they touched the shed, they died and the arrows fell.

This couplet is a new couplet changed by netizens, and Yu Mian is right.

Part 1: Chickens want to eat beans very much.

Bottom line: beams are cool in summer.

Part I: xixi Xixi Xixi Xi.

Bottom line: You can swim in the right skunk.

Part 1: Let's spend the summer tonight.

Part II: Enjoy the flowers tomorrow.

The first part: a scholar, a farmer and a worker (palace).

Bottom line: cold and hot, warm and cool (good), respect and frugality.

Wulian: aluminum, copper, gold, molybdenum (wood), water, fire and earth.

This couplet is also a strange couplet. The first part is divided into two parts: scholars, farmers, workers and businessmen; Public education. The former is a four-industry, while the latter is a five-tone, homophonic word repetition. The original five virtues of being cold and cool in summer and summer are four senses, and being gentle, diligent and courteous is a gentleman. My aluminum, copper, gold and molybdenum are four metals, while Jin Mu's water, fire and earth are five elements.

Part I: Visit the West Lake and take a sip of tin pot. Tin pot falls in the West Lake, but it is precious to tin pot.

Yuan Right: Missing!

Gu You: Every Jiazi, add Jiazi, Jiazi meets Jiazi, Jiazi gives birth to Jiazi.

Wulian: After nine years, if you hold the wine bowl, you will lose it and regret it for a long time.

Wulian: crossing the child's eye, shooting the child's eye, killing the child's eye and hurting the child's eye.

Jiuwan: Jiuwan Creek of the Three Gorges.

Part I: Mud, fertilizer and grain are still thin.

Bottom line: short night difference is long.

This couplet is homophonic "Ni Fei monk is thin"; Ghost short witch long'.

Part one: It's illegal to get a haircut again.

Bottom line: becoming a monk with a flail.

This couplet is used to mock a monk for breaking the law.

Part one: How beautiful is the lotus?

Bottom line: Berries are more sour than plums.

Part I: Draw a temple, a temple and a wonderful temple.

Bottom line: The famous garden is Yuanmingyuan.

Part I: Agate is not a horse brain.

Bottom line: Ji Lang is not a wolf liver.

This alliance was established by Wang Hong of the Ming Dynasty.

Part I: When it rains heavily, I'm afraid of mud. Eggs and tofu are left to the son-in-law, and Mo Yan returns.

Original: None!

According to legend, when it rained in Qing Dynasty, Zhong's father-in-law took in his son-in-law. It seems normal, but it is kind and wonderful. Because of its clever use of homophonic puns, all couplets are ancient names. For: Xia Dayu: Xia Wangming; Ni: Confucius; Ji Dan: Zhou Wuwang's name; Du Fu and Liu Yuxi: Tang Dynasty poets: Mozi and Yan Hui: disciples of Confucius. Because it is too difficult, it is said that no one can answer correctly so far.

Part 1: If it rains heavily, you will be afraid of mud. Eggs and tofu will be left to your son-in-law.

Original: None!

Wu Lian: I hurt my heel. I'm afraid to invade my body. An Qisheng has no medicine and no medicine.

This couplet is another version of this couplet. My homophonic businessman Zu Geng: Wang Shang's name; Ji Qinsheng: Zheng Zhuanggong's name in the Spring and Autumn Period: Wu Yi: General of Shu State in the Three Kingdoms; Mei Yan: The characters in The List of Gods: An Qisheng: Han Renxian.

Part I: Wheat seeds are irrigated in heavy rain.

The sky is falling: Tian He will do it on the arid plateau.

This couplet is homophonic Xia Dayu; Mozi philosophers in the Spring and Autumn Period (Mai and Tongyin); Guan Zhong: a figure in the Spring and Autumn Period; Gaudi: Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang; Tian He: Master of Yi Studies in the Early Han Dynasty: Bigan: Minister of Shang and Zhou Dynasties.

The first part: Sinan women go to Tongren.

Bottom line: the chef will come to serve.

This couplet was written by Wu Jinsan in Qing Dynasty. When friends go out here, it means that Sinan women go to Tongren, which is homophonic: thinking of men and women goes with people; Jin San pointed to the chef who served the food. It turned out that this chef was originally from Shangcai and later lived in Huili. He often goes back and forth between these two places. Homonym: the chef who served the stewed carp.

The first part: Modern scholars are short-sighted. The imperial capital forbids trying Jinshi, but they wet their necks and wipe them with towels.

Part II: This is an epic poem that started in the market. It is like a stone lion, vowing to erode.

Part I: Looking for mussels by the water in Fo Yin.

Bottom line: Take it home from Dongpo River.

This couplet is a day when Dongpo took his family out to play. He wrote this couplet when he met Fo Yin digging clams by the river. Homophonic: Fo Yin is looking for "delicious" food by the water. When Fo Yin heard the news, Dongpo came with his family. Homonym: Dongpo River brought' cangue'.

Part I: The Yangtze River crosses the Yangtze River.

Bottom line: Jiao Shan lives in Jiao Shan Cave.

This couplet was written by Yang Jisheng (Jiao Shan) in Ming Dynasty and Jiao Shan in Zhenjiang.

Part One: A Bai Lianhua in the sky, with a Buddha in the wind.

Bottom line: There are several chestnut trees in the gorge, and the moon is far from the apes.

The first part: Yulantang, Yulan Mao Lei is in the bar, trying to stop the rest.

Bottom line: the banquet is clear, the lotus fragrance attracts the light swallow, and the mood is clear.

Reading this couplet quickly and repeatedly becomes a mouthful. Yulantang: On the lakeside of Kunming in the Summer Palace, it was once the bedroom of Emperor Guangxu. Banquet boat: a stone boat, located at the west foot of Wanshou Mountain in the Summer Palace, is a famous water building in the garden.

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