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Advance into Yangshao Grand Canyon

Yesterday I went to Yangshao Grand Canyon in Mianchi County, Sanmenxia City.

I have been fascinated by the life of a donkey friend for a long time. Yesterday, I made up my mind to break into this strange world for the first time. In order to have a companion, I made an appointment with many people, from teachers to students, from colleagues to friends, but no one could come. Besides, it may rain, so I don't want to go. I weakly asked the organizer: "I signed up, can I not go?" I was immediately told by Yizheng: "No, if everyone stands up, it will be difficult to organize next time!" " I promised with apologies, packed my things at random in a hurry, and got on the bus from the east of the city to the west of the city, but I was always unsure. When I arrived at that place, it was exactly five o'clock in the afternoon, which was the appointed meeting time. Oh, I'm the first! It achieved the name of "honesty" and won the first place, not bad! A few scattered people came one after another, asked the organizer how many people were going, and replied, "A dozen." The organizer added in surprise: "How many people stood up." I am speechless.

At six o'clock, the bus left on time, with a driver and a leader composed of fourteen people and three men. This car is spacious. We introduce ourselves by screen names. Beibei, the tour leader, told us the rules of donkey friends responsibly: no gender, no age, no marriage, no occupation and no home address. I secretly admire good rules. I once enjoyed a friend's QQ signature "Because of the distance, it is beautiful;" I am brave because I am strange. "Since I came out, there are so many worldly fetters, how can I let my soul fly and get close to mountains and rivers? Mountains and rivers never refuse foreign guests, and my heart is more open because I am unprepared!

Unconsciously, it began to rain naively. I went all the way west on the expressway. I originally planned to arrive at the canyon scenic spot in three and a half hours, and then I stayed at the farmhouse. But it took more than three hours, and I'm still looking forward to it. The carriage was inevitably a bit dull. Sister Silent Snow, who was close to the driver, suddenly found that the driver wanted to doze off, so a man named Brave Invincible chatted with her. The elder sister told a story: In the evening, a long-distance runner and his wife got off the bus to pee on the road. The man was fascinated by his fans and then drove away. Later, when he talked with his wife, he found her missing, but he quickly turned around and went back to look for her. After this search, he found 100 kilometers of land. The atmosphere is very lively, and everyone smiles and moves on. The brave are invincible, just like the Jianghu. When he reached an intersection on the freeway, he said it was time to get off. The tour leader wanted to confirm with the person in charge of the scenic spot, but was told that he still needed to move on. We ran for another half an hour, but even the shadow of "Mianchi" disappeared from the street sign. We called the person in charge again, but we ignored it. It's really time to get off at the original intersection. What shall we do? We can only go on the expressway, running all the way to Sanmenxia and back again. Poor us, we really ran more 100 km! To make matters worse, none of the headlights were useful, and they were repaired under the umbrella for a while, but they were not repaired. So I had to live in Mianchi County and find a hotel with a standard room in 70 yuan, one for two. It's past eleven o'clock.

? Wake up at five o'clock the next day, lie down until six o'clock, open the door of the room, and the Zhengzhou donkey in the corridor is already singing and dancing. They were still dancing in the back seat when the car stopped at the highway service area last night. I was surprised and admired. After a simple breakfast, the car quickly drove onto the Panshan Highway, and the road became more and more rugged. The car circled the mountainside for a while, and then slowly slid to the bottom. I don't know how many turns it takes to get close to 180 degrees. I deeply remember the words on the roadside slogan: don't forget that there is no road. Luckily, the car light broke down last night, so we didn't drive all night. How dangerous it will be. An hour and a half later, I finally arrived at the scenic spot!

After a gentle slope, I saw water. Like many canyons, the two mountains are at loggerheads, with a water in the middle and a stone path on one side of the water. Sometimes there is a bridge, but the mountains here are greener, and the water here is greener, which makes people feel like a fairyland. Along the way, the branches were on the floor, and sparse lines were reflected. There is really a kind of kite flying in the sky, looking at the peak; The feeling of "looking at the valley and forgetting to return home", but the ancients are indeed elegant people, and our generation is indeed secular people. Still arty! After the board passed, there was suddenly no road ahead, just a chain was tied horizontally on the stone cliff, and some deep and shallow pits were cut at the foot. One by one, people carefully pulled the chains, and their bodies moved on the cliff. On the right is a deep pool. The water is really green, but no one wants to join the pool actively or passively. Several old people and children were blocked. We are friends of the donkey, and we have taken an uneven road. Only when we arrive here can we have a little fun. However, those authentic old donkeys carry backpacks, their hands can move freely, and they walk as usual with chains. As for me, I am a temporary guest. I have a small bag on my body and a handbag in my hand. It really hurts. But it's nothing. Take your time and be careful. Finally.

? Go further and the road will be clear! The letter hand tugged at the branches overhead, leisurely pointing out the scenery with his companions, and did not forget to take the road separated by water and stones at his feet. This moment is really elegant. Very chic, there is no road ahead. It's true this time! The tour guides of other teams said it! The road to the scenic spot is here! There is a boulder at your foot. You can jump, but you can jump, so it's not easy to get up! Tourists stop here, but our old donkey is eager to try. They sat down slowly, moved their feet into the pit just below the boulder, then stood up carefully and suddenly jumped forward. Ha, they jumped onto another huge rock diagonally below. A few donkey friends who didn't wear good shoes are not going to leave. I want to go, but the bag in my hand is not only bad, but also in the way. Stop and participate in the donkey track, it is hardly a donkey track. It's so boring, what a pity. While hesitating, the old donkeys have gone far and bitten their teeth. I had the cheek to give my bag to my donkey friend who couldn't go, and then I went. With the help of others, I jumped off the boulder. Actually, there is nothing in front of me. After crossing that obstacle, it is almost just a rocky beach. I want to catch up with those old donkeys, so I walk so fast that I have to step on them. If I sprain my ankle, I will be embarrassed and become a burden to my friends! Hearing their shouts, I went to the front, but disappeared. The river also twists and turns. If I want to catch up with the progress, I must step up. Otherwise, if I really encounter any trouble, but no one can take care of each other, I will speed up my walking. I was in a hurry and stumbled, so I couldn't take a look at the surrounding scenery. People think that walking in a hurry ignores the meaning of the journey, but sometimes, in a pinch, life can allow you to stop and enjoy it slowly? Walk to not walk, walk fast to slow down! I walked sweating, and finally, I caught up with them on a river beach. It's good to sweat After another trek with them, everyone decided to go back. Now I can clearly see that the first one is a little donkey. Like me, she is a "single donkey" among donkeys. She leads all the way, walking and so on. I was accompanied by an elder sister named Cassia, so I didn't worry much. We walked and talked. The eldest sister turned out to be a heroine, often playing cross-country and hitting the top with a big whip. She is a new and old A, and someone asked her to play in Luoyang tomorrow. The people in front also gradually slowed down. It is the Jianghu hero who proposes to perform, but it is this elder sister. She has a good voice and sings very well. The pace is slow, but I can clearly see that I have come such a long and uneven road since I came here! We arrived at a big rock slope. It was really not easy to climb it, but there were always brave people who could pull us up.

When I returned to the exit of the scenic spot, it was past twelve o'clock. We had a simple meal. Noodles were terrible, but I was so hungry that I ate a big bowl. Then get in the car and go home. It's another one and a half hours of Panshan Highway, followed by nearly three hours of expressway. The loop didn't expect this, so it didn't look slow. Return to Xinmi at five o'clock.

? The tour leader said it was a corrupt route. Imagine an Iveco carrying 14 people and living in a standard room at night. The journey took about 24 hours, but only about 3 hours. For "spend the least money and take the farthest road." For a donkey friend, it is really corrupt enough! However, an acquaintance of mine doesn't consider himself a "single donkey". All his friends are relatives, and every donkey is a gentleman. Moreover, I was deeply impressed by the talkative Sister Bai Xue, the versatile Cassia, the Jianghu hero, and the singing and dancing Zhengzhou Donkey. Their healthy lifestyle makes their body and mind full of vitality and health, and their vulgarity is also elegant. And I, a secular person who wants to escape from the hustle and bustle, have never broken free from the shackles of the secular. I watched them open their hearts, singing and dancing, and I was an audience after all!