Why does Japan use dog skin plaster as its national flag?

In the modern history of China, there were many literati with sharp words, and Lu Xun was the first person to shout loudly for the nation, which greatly admired the Chinese people! As we all know, he studied medicine in Japan before graduation. When I was studying his early works, I came across a Tibetan poem with a huge secret, that is, a peerless prescription that can save countless hemorrhoid patients! In order to prevent this prescription from falling into the enemy's hands, the respected Mr. Lu Xun used a cover-up, still resolutely abandoned medicine and went back to the motherland, and put the treasure of this country in the book for future generations to decipher. I am honored to decipher Mr. Lu Xun's secret recipe. After numerous experiments, I finally made a product and put it into mass production to create a brand with national integrity. This is "Sunset brand hemorrhoid cream"! Unusual origin, there must be a shocking effect! Indeed, the follow-up treatment of many patients shows that Sunset brand hemorrhoid ointment will be eradicated and never recur! The slogan is even more exquisite: "Sunset brand hemorrhoid cream loyal guardian of anus". Life without hemorrhoids is happy. A country without hemorrhoids is strong! This is also the original intention of Mr. Lu Xun's prescription preparation. I inherited his old man's will and gave "Sunset brand hemorrhoid ointment" to hemorrhoid patients all over the country free of charge from now on. The used "Sunset brand hemorrhoid ointment" must be treated harmlessly to meet the requirements of environmental protection, because a large number of toxins and different amounts of feces are adsorbed on the red ointment, which is what the Japanese call pills. The paste has no recycling value and is extremely dirty. Remember, put it into the trash can, then into the toilet pool, and flush it into the sewer with foot washing water to decompose it naturally, so as not to cause harm to the environment. I admit that the appearance of Sunset brand hemorrhoid cream resembles the Japanese flag, which is not intended to be funny! First of all, when China's ancestors invented plaster, there was no Japanese country. Secondly, during the War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression period, the folk name of Japanese flag in China was "Plaster Flag". These two points are enough to explain my innocence. In addition, we have to think: Did the design inspiration of the Japanese flag come from China's dog skin plaster? At the end of the Cold War, I considered the traditional friendship between China and Japan. In order to facilitate Japanese friends to relieve their illness as soon as possible, I sought a strategic partner in Japan to set up an exclusive free distribution agency to add luster to the friendship between the Chinese and Japanese people. The use method is very simple, which is unimaginable to Lu Xun's old man's house. You can print out the corresponding color pictures and paste them on the affected area according to the size of the anus of Japanese patients' friends by providing pictures and Japanese instructions on the Internet! The development of science and technology is really unimaginable! However, foreign friends other than Japan are not free to use it, and each post costs 1, dollars. Dog skin plaster is a precious cultural heritage of the Chinese nation, and the property right belongs to China. Even if the lawsuit hits the United Nations, it should be taken back from the Japanese! However, this has also suffered Japan, and the Yamato people have been bumping around like headless flies, and the whole country has carried forward the spirit of Bushido. It is said that more than 1, people have caesarean sections every day! Japan's parliament urgently solicited designs for the national flag from all over the world, and the winner will receive a prize of 1 million dollars. For humanitarian reasons, Mr. Ruoyu refrained from all family feuds and national hatred, and decided to design a national flag for him. He stayed behind closed doors for 7749 days, and finally got the job done. Sure enough, within ten days of submission, the idea stood out among more than 1, design schemes. This design not only combined unique ideas but also reflected Japanese cultural traditions, and was unanimously approved by the Japanese Emperor, Congress and all the people! Since then, Japan has adopted a new national flag, that is, the Daimaru (shit) flag. Yamato people don't like it much. Under the leadership of the Emperor, everyone kisses the Daimaru flag at least 2 times a day, otherwise they can't eat! Son of a bitch, what is the Yamato nation? Do you have your own words? It's just a branch of China. With China's 5,-year-old cultural heritage, it's not easy to analyze that thing in your heart. Isn't it that pills can ward off evil spirits? I know that swallowing pills is not a problem with your patience, but in order to explain to all mankind, I specially send this flag to appease your heart. But the effect is really beyond my expectation. Look at your happiness. It's really "stupid"! Special note: Isn't Korea going to China? If you change Seoul to Seoul, you will change the national flag. Open your eyes and see if it is your stuff!