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On my knees, I beg interesting questions about punctuation marks in primary school Chinese ~ I beg for answers ~ ~ Thank you ~ ~ ~ Dear ~ ~

An English professor wrote the following sentence on the blackboard: "A woman is nothing without her (her) man" and asked the students to mark punctuation correctly.

Male students are marked like this: "A woman, a man without her, is nothing."

Female students are marked like this: "woman: without her, men are nothing."

A child took two lunch boxes to school. The students felt very strange and asked him why. He said, "Shit is food; When you pee, vegetables. The students suddenly realized. Later, a classmate deliberately wrote the punctuation wrong and became: "shit, it's rice;" Urine, as a dish. " Made him speechless.