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The girl goes to the rookie post office to pick up the express parcel every day.

Every day, the girls will go to the rookie station to get the express package. What girls like best is receiving express parcels. The happiest thing this month is to ruin their luck and get out of hand.

I think this happiness ended the moment I opened the express.

3. The happiness of fishermen is that they can't wait to see the good goods they have grabbed.

4. Great. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble pads outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two pieces. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll replace it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.

5. I began to receive express delivery happily ~ I have been happy until the repayment time!

6. Impulse is the devil ... in order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. It pains me that the delivery address is split in two.

7. The first courier received at this year's shopping festival, and the last payment was made in the early morning, which was very fast ~

8. In the previous work, you gave us full understanding and strong support, and expressed deep respect and sincere gratitude for it. Let's create a better tomorrow!

9. If you encounter unfinished questions on the way, you must ask me in time. Don't wait for me to chase you. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something similar to chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't reach you.

10. I received the express yesterday, but I opened it today. It feels really good! ! I like it!

1 1. I wonder if this happened to you. I bought a sweater coat on the Internet two days ago, and today I received a courier, which scared me to death. There's still one little thing that hasn't been opened! ! !

12. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

13. I don't listen to things outside the window, I just want to receive express delivery.

14. Spending money is happy, shopping is happy, and receiving express delivery is happier.

15. The sunshine in the afternoon was warm and not dazzling, and I felt much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who is as prosperous as before, stopped doing it and changed to a little brother who is similar to my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

16. Starting from today, not only migrant workers, but also people queuing for express delivery will eat natives.

17. I haven't dried the tears of the last payment, but the happiness of receiving the express delivery has washed away this sadness!

18. I forgot to change my address during the shopping festival. I went to school by express delivery in batches. I want to stay at school to receive express delivery these days.

19. The shopping festival is full these days, so I finally have a good time and wait for the express delivery.

20. I'm bored ... courier brother calls after ten o'clock every night: Are you asleep? Didn't you sleep outside to pick up the courier?

Every day, the girls will go to the rookie station to get the express package. 2 1. On the weekend, they had nothing to do but buy food and make CDs at home. Suddenly, they received Lingnan litchi from their eldest brother by air, which was a surprise. Thanks, man.

22. Fortunately, I didn't rob it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's shopping festival. I wish the robbed person didn't receive the courier for about 7 days, and I wish the courier complete!

23. Prepare to buy in buy buy before shopping, be happy and excited after shopping, and wait for express delivery every day.

24. The fastest shopping festival in history was awakened by the courier brother in the early morning! Get up and collect the express. Hahaha, this shopping festival is not over yet. The courier has arrived, ok!

25. This year's express delivery is really fast, and receiving express delivery is painful and happy. The confirmed receipt will be credited to the account.

26. Today is a special day. My favorite thing is to receive express delivery, but I seem to be eating dirt again next month.

27. What can make you wake up from bed in the morning after shopping in the morning of the shopping festival? This is the first express delivery.

28. I was so happy to receive the courier that I fell.

29. Nothing is more enjoyable than receiving a courier before getting up.

30. It's me. Every time I turn on my mobile phone, I will open the rookie wrap first.

3 1. I received a beautiful postcard, which was a surprise at the weekend!

32. It has been some time, and it has been a difficult month. I robbed too many things. Now I don't say anything, just wait for the express delivery.

33. How could the annual wallet-emptying activity be without me? I was very happy when I received the courier, and then I hugged my strong self with my empty wallet.

34. Goodbye to the world. I was tortured by the shopping festival and broke. Going back to liberation overnight, I will be crazy about receiving express delivery in a few days.

35. Today's gift, today's happiness comes from you.

36. What I look forward to most every day is the phone number of the courier.

37. My favorite thing is receiving express delivery. I was very excited when I heard the phone call from the courier. Unconsciously, I seem to have no money again.

38. I left a wave of clothes and should throw them away and donate them. The wardrobe is much easier! Skin care products for the first shopping festival have arrived and continue to receive express delivery.

39. The most anticipated link is to receive the courier and then open it one by one. Even though I was heartbroken when I was the last payer, I was in a good mood when I opened the courier.

40. While I was still lying in bed, the tickets for the concert arrived.

Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't carry it. Let's talk about forty first.

Girl 6 18, I can't get the feeling of receiving express delivery. Let's talk about the first one, 1. I named the next week Happy Express Week.

2. Fortunately, I didn't rob it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's shopping festival. I wish the robbed person didn't receive the courier for about 7 days, and I wish the courier complete!

3. Waiting for the courier is expectation, taking the courier is full of expectation, unpacking the courier is a relief, and the moment you receive the courier is a surprise.

4. Yes, hahaha, I'm glad to receive the express. When I get it, it's mine. Unlike others, it may not be yours when I get it.

I am shocked to receive the courier every day, and I can't see the courier's face at all.

6. What girls like best is receiving express delivery. The happiest thing this month is to ruin their luck and get out of hand.

7. I have been looking forward to the arrival of express delivery since I paid the last payment. I have been receiving express delivery in my dream, and no one is there.

8. I really withered at the shopping festival, which is the great pain of having no money. I can't help but think of receiving the express delivery.

9. I really want all the couriers in the express cabinet.

10. The shopping festival is more exciting and exciting than the Spring Festival. I started my homework a month ago and continued to receive express delivery a month later. I thought that no festival could really bring me such lasting happiness.

1 1. This shopping festival has finally passed. Alas, I still feel tired after spending money. I received the courier on the same day, really soon ~

12. The annual shopping festival and large-scale express delivery activities were officially launched.

13. When a woman receives a courier, she knows what is inside, but she is very curious.

14. Today's gift, today's happiness comes from you.

15. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really stick to it this time.

16. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

17. Nothing makes people happier than receiving a courier before getting up.

18. I received a beautiful postcard, which was a surprise at the weekend!

19. I received the courier early in the morning! The result is a surprise! Blankets are furry! I like it!

20. This is the express delivery I received these days, 19 pieces, and there will be 10 pieces tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I'm super happy!

Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't carry it. On the second chapter 2 1. This year's shopping festival is over, and then it is a happy time to receive express delivery.

22. I am so happy to receive the courier, so I must wait until the child falls asleep and enjoy it slowly.

23. The logistics of this year's shopping festival is so strong that it has wings! I'm going to pick up the express.

24. When placing an order, whoosh, when receiving the courier, you will wonder if I really bought this! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no happier shopping festival.

25. I suddenly found that my father likes receiving express delivery more than I do. Every time you receive a courier, you should call me or tell me how much you received by video.

26. I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he just paid the phone bill today, and then all the text messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.

27. I completely cut my hand at the shopping festival. I will be very happy to start eating soil tomorrow but receive the courier.

28. The shopping festival has successfully gained a lot. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

29. The little milk yellow that kept me waiting for a few days for express delivery finally arrived. I quickly dismantled the courier and set it up casually. I like it very much.

30. The first express delivery has been received. It is said that the deposit will be delivered this year, and the final payment will be delivered immediately at the express station.

3 1. The courier has worked hard ~ I will say thank you to the courier brother every time I receive the courier. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier

32. It's cool to receive express delivery for a while, and disgusting to eat dirt for a while. It is really hard to be a man, and it is even harder to be a woman.

33. The sunshine in the afternoon was warm and not dazzling. I felt much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who is as prosperous as before, stopped doing it and changed to a little brother who is similar to my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

34. I didn't expect to receive the gift of Jiaren Beauty Makeup so soon. This is a surprise at the weekend.

35. The first thing to do when I get up every day after paying the final payment is to see where my courier is. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

36. I began to receive express delivery happily ~ I have been happy until the repayment time!

On a birthday present, each of my friends personally blew a balloon, then wrote a blessing on it, tied it together and gave it to me. Very touching.

38. The world is so big that I want to see it. There are so many couriers, I will be very happy when I open them.

39. I was so happy to receive the courier that I fell.

40. Why did everyone receive the goods? I sent three messages through more than 20 couriers, but I didn't stand tall enough.

Girls bask in 6 18 and buy a lot of things by themselves.

On 6 18, the girl exposed the first sentence that she bought many things by express delivery. 1. This year's shopping festival has received the first batch of express delivery.

It's time to tighten my belt and start bibimbap, but I was happy when I received the courier.

Half of the dozen express deliveries have been received, and the other half should arrive today or tomorrow.

I opened the package in front of others with a smile yesterday.

Starting from today, receiving express delivery is my motivation.

6. The happiness of fishermen is to receive express delivery. I can't wait to see the good goods I grabbed.

7. The most anticipated link is to receive the courier and then open it one by one. Even though I was heartbroken when I was the last payer, I was in a good mood when I opened the courier.

8. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory, my arm hurt for two days, but I am very happy! Ha ha!

9. I received a shopping festival express. By the way, I got up and took a breath of northwest wind.

10. At noon, I got a call from the courier. I'm just saying, hello, I'm Jie Ge. Your courier has arrived. I'll give it to you downstairs. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner and signed up, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …

1 1. Impulse is the devil ... in order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. It pains me that the delivery address is split in two.

12. After paying the final payment at 0: 30, it arrived early. You can receive the first express of the shopping festival today.

13. Starting from the booming express delivery, every other day is the day to receive the express delivery.

14. I received a courier today, which was sent by my brother. Nice color number. I like it.

15. It's good to receive the courier for a while, but it's always good to receive it.

16. When placing an order, whoosh, when receiving the courier, you will wonder if I really bought this! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no happier shopping festival.

17. Waiting for express delivery ... sending ... taking. ...

18. I received the express delivery early in the morning. So fast ~ Little Superman is so cute ~

19. Isn't the shopping festival a few days away? Everyone received the express delivery. What happened?

20. The courier downstairs has set up a stall to deliver the goods, and the horn of receiving the courier has sounded.

Girls basked in their own 6 18 and bought a lot of things. Thank you for advancing the date of the shopping festival. Really receiving a courier is the same as receiving a birthday present. There are many gifts (courier) and a lot of happiness (rich woman hugs me).

22. The first courier received at this year's shopping festival, and the last payment was made in the early morning, which was very fast ~

23. I received some food from the courier today, from three different couriers. They were all very delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape. It was delicious, just like a real grape. Why are my hands so ugly? ...

24. The courier received a big box of food. Then I bought three boxes of snacks. . I feel surrounded by snacks. Yaoyaoda ~

25. Goodbye to the world. I was tortured by the shopping festival and broke. Going back to liberation overnight, I will be crazy about receiving express delivery in a few days.

26. There are always unexpected warmth and unexpected surprises in life.

27. The shopping festival has successfully gained a lot. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

28. the courier has worked hard ~ every time I receive the courier, I will say thank you to the courier brother. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier

29. The fastest shopping festival in history was awakened by the courier brother in the early morning! Get up and collect the express. Hahaha, this shopping festival is not over yet. The courier has arrived, ok!

30. The best gift is never something, but the expected warmth and unexpected surprise.

3 1. One of women's greatest happiness is buying in buy buy. The happiest thing is to receive the express delivery. The more you receive, the more you buy, and the more you receive. Do you have the same model?

32. Spending money is very happy, shopping is also very happy, and receiving express delivery is even happier: spending money for a while is cool, and spending money has always been cool.

33. The world is so big that I want to see it. There are so many couriers, I will be very happy when I open them.

34. I was dreaming when I was awakened by the phone. I was going to blow it up, but it turned out to be a courier call, so I forgave him happily. Now only the joy of receiving express delivery can soothe my tired heart.

Although I feel distressed when I pay, I firmly believe that I will be very happy when I receive the express delivery.

36. As soon as I came back, I received a courier call. I want to know where I can find express delivery. I smiled again when I saw the address. I participated in the questionnaire survey and got the bath essential oil they gave me ... Hahahaha, I don't even know when I participated. It seems that I really love shopping … continue to surprise me in the future, I am still suffering …

37. I am the kind of person who is very happy even if I open someone else's courier.

38. The fun of online shopping lies in constantly receiving and unpacking express delivery. You can't imagine the joy of unpacking, especially the things you like very much.

As a courier, my greatest happiness after the shopping festival is to receive a double-digit courier.

40. I suddenly received the news of express delivery when I was sick. I was very moved to see my brother who was studying in college outside buying me dessert.

I received a surprise sentence from the courier and sent it to a circle of friends to collect 40 articles.

Send a surprise sentence to the circle of friends (the first one) 1. Although I was desperate when I paid the final payment, I was very excited when I received the express delivery.

2. This year's shopping festival logistics is so strong that it has wings! I'm going to pick up the express.

3. Some people forget to make up the bill, and some people want to return it, but I have received the express of the first shopping festival, and I was still confused when I received the call.

4. I haven't delivered two of them yet. Why have some arrived but not delivered?

5. Spending money is very happy, shopping is also very happy, and receiving express delivery is even happier: spending money is cool for a while, and spending money is always cool.

6. I am happy to spend money, I am happy to shop, and I am happier to receive express delivery.

7. Wait for express delivery ... dispatch ... take it ...

8. Who would have thought that the last payment was made at 0: 30 last night 12, and I woke up in the morning and received the courier!

On the first day of the shopping festival, there were too many couriers, so I borrowed the company's shopping cart. Otherwise, I don't know how many times I have to run. I am exhausted. It's the first time I feel that it's troublesome to express too much. There are still three days left.

10. Half of it has been received, and half is still waiting.

1 1. The sunshine in the afternoon was warm and not dazzling. I felt much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who is as prosperous as before, stopped doing it and changed to a little brother who is similar to my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

12. I suddenly found that my father likes receiving express delivery more than me. Every time he receives a courier, he calls me or tells me how much he has received through video.

13. The poorer you are, the more you want to spend money. The recent happiness needs to be supported by buying things and receiving express delivery!

14. This year's shopping festival is over, followed by a pleasant delivery time.

15. finally paid, and then waited for the express delivery, unpacked and returned.

16. After the shopping festival, wait for the express delivery and start an endless life of eating soil.

17. The feeling of receiving the courier is beyond words, and I feel very fulfilled, but I find that one person can't move that much.

18. Silently pray that my parents are not at home when I receive the express at the shopping festival, otherwise I doubt that I will be scolded to death alive.

19. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really stick to it this time.

20. I came to work overtime with a depressed mood on the weekend, but I received a surprise from my friends!

Send a surprise sentence to the circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. Looking forward to the life in the next week, receiving express, receiving express, receiving express.

22. It's cool to receive express delivery for a while, and disgusting to eat dirt for a while. It is really hard to be a man, and it is even harder to be a woman.

23. It's a Buddhist shopping festival for express delivery.

24. I didn't expect to experience the feeling of receiving express delivery today. It was really fast.

25. When placing an order, whoosh, when receiving the courier, you will wonder if I really bought this! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no happier shopping festival.

26. While I was still lying in bed, the tickets for the concert arrived.

27. If you encounter unfinished problems on the way, you must ask me in time. Don't wait for me to chase you. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something similar to chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't reach you.

28. Today, the unpleasantness of paying the final payment will stop here, and then there will be a happy day to receive the express delivery.

29. The express delivery of this year's shopping festival was a bit unexpected, and three were received early in the morning.

30. Can I go back and check the results of my shopping festival as soon as possible? Enjoy the joy of receiving and unpacking express delivery?

3 1. Recently, I am expecting to receive the express every day. I feel beautiful, but my wallet is going to cry.

32. The most anticipated link is to receive the courier and then open it one by one. Even though I was heartbroken when I was the last payer, I was in a good mood when I opened the courier.

Come to me if you don't receive the courier in a few days. I'll send it to you when I get home and write down the single number.

34. I haven't received Jingdong Express for several years. The last time I received it was a blue nunchaku from a boy I like.

35. The fun of online shopping lies in constantly receiving and unpacking express delivery. You can't imagine the joy of unpacking, especially the things you like very much.

36. How could the annual wallet-emptying activity be without me? I was very happy when I received the courier, and then I hugged my strong self with my empty wallet.

37. Ordinary life, occasional surprises, the best gift is never something, but unexpected warmth. Thank you for your meeting and love.

38. This year's express delivery is super fast. I have received several couriers, and I enjoy the process of receiving and unpacking couriers.

Express delivery will be received within 39. 1 hour, which will be the fastest time for me to place an order and receive goods for so many years.

40. The fastest thing in life at this stage is to send money and receive express delivery.