Spoofing school celebration slogans

Rossini's watch always follows me! Time exists because of me.

Want to know the taste of Qingzui buccal tablets?

Radar brand insect repellent: mosquito killing

Let's do it better. [Philips]

Intel Pentium: Give the computer a Pentium "core".

Diamonds last forever, diamonds last forever.

Did you drink today? (steady)

Funny advertising words (1)

A man climbed over the wall and went out of school, and was caught by the headmaster.

The headmaster asked: Why not go from the school gate?

Answer: Meters, Bang Wei and Bang Wei don't take the usual road.

The headmaster asked again: How did such a high wall get over?

He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible.

The headmaster asked again: What's it like to climb over the wall?

Pointing to his shoes, he said, Xtep, it feels like flying.

The next day, he entered the school from the main entrance.

The headmaster asked, why don't you climb over the wall?

He said: Anta, I choose, I like it.

On the third day, he dressed up as a gangster.

The headmaster said: you can't wear a gangster costume!

He said, you are what you wear, Mason.

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school.

The headmaster said you can't wear a vest to school.

He said, men, simplicity is good. They like the clothes in the fortress.

The headmaster said that I would give you a higher score.

He said: Why?

The headmaster said, M-Zone, my site is my decision!

Funny advertising words (2)

■ An advertisement of an audio company-"One call and four responses!"

■ An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

■ An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

■ A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

■ The advertisement of a hat company-"Take people by their hats!"

■ An advertisement for a barber shop-"Nothing!"

■ A drugstore advertisement-"I'd love to!"

■ An advertisement of the Quit Smoking Association-"Never let a woman who smokes do it.

Friend, unless you are willing to kiss the ashtray! "

■ A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

■ An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul, because

To protect your brain, please install glass on the window.

Funny advertising words (3)

■ Non-smoking advertisements in public places-"In order not to let carpets

There are holes. In order to make your lungs have no holes, please don't.

Smoking. "

■ A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim,

If you swim, please don't brake and go straight. "

■ A new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire.

Unmarried, he wants the object described in this novel.

The heroine wrote it! "

■ An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let the driver hold it.

The photo is out of date before you. "

■ A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God won't.

It's perfect. It has auto parts, and

No one. "

Funny advertising words (4)

■ A cosmetic advertisement-"freckle as soon as possible, please don't.

Leave a "pox". "

■ A washing machine advertisement-"A good wife and a good mother!"

■ An advertisement for a sour juice drink-"A small farewell is sour, and a happy party is also sour.

Sweetheart. "

■ An advertisement of a printing company-"In addition to banknotes, print another one.

Stop. "

■ A flower shop advertisement-"The price of roses in our shop today.

This is the cheapest. You can even buy some flowers for your wife. "

■ An advertisement for a beauty salon-"Please don't walk out of this book with me.

Courtyard girl accosted, she may be your grandmother. "

Funny advertising words (5)

■ French class recruitment advertisement-"If you listen,

After a class, you find that you don't like this class, so you can

Ask for a refund of tuition fees, but you must say it in French. "

■ A job advertisement-"Looking for a female secretary, it looks great.

A young girl thinks like an adult and acts like a mature person.

Lady, work like a donkey! "

■ An eye drop advertisement-"After dropping this eye drop, it will hurt your eyes.

A few eye movements can make eye drops spread all over the world. "

■ An advertisement for a barber shop-"Don't think that you have lost your hair.

You should have won face. "

Funny advertising words (6)

■ When the monkey entered the cornfield, he broke off one with his right hand and put it under his left armpit, and found a better one, so he broke off the other with his left hand and put it under his right armpit. In this way, the monkey was busy for a long time, but there was still no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who is on sentry duty is anxious: "All right, have you found a good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously, "There is no best, only better!" " "

■ A group of monkeys are connected end to end, trying to catch the moon in the river. Time and time again, they can't succeed. An ignorant little monkey was anxious: "When can we catch the moon?" "Don't you see?" The Monkey King said seriously: "We have been working hard."

Funny advertising words (7)

■ The fox saw a whole ripe grape from a distance, and it began to run and take off from a distance. Once, twice, three times ... finally I can only give up painfully. The crow standing high said, "Mr. Fox, I dare say this grape is still sour." The fox swallowed and sighed, "delicious, visible." Hey! "

■ The crow found half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously couldn't drink these sweet liquids. It thought about it and decided to pick up small stones with its mouth and throw them into the bottle one by one. After unremitting efforts, the water surface rose and the crow drank a glass of good wine. At this time, several birds flew over, and the crow licked its mouth and looked at everyone: "Did you drink today?"

Funny advertising words (8)

■ When the monkey entered the cornfield, he broke off one with his right hand and put it under his left armpit, and found a better one, so he broke off the other with his left hand and put it under his right armpit. In this way, the monkey was busy for a long time, but there was still no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who is on sentry duty is anxious: "All right, have you found a good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously, "There is no best, only better!" " "

■ A group of monkeys are connected end to end, trying to catch the moon in the river. Time and time again, they can't succeed. An ignorant little monkey was anxious: "When can we catch the moon?" "Don't you see?" The Monkey King said seriously: "We have been working hard."

Funny advertising words (9)

■ The fox saw a whole ripe grape from a distance, and it began to run and take off from a distance. Once, twice, three times ... finally I can only give up painfully. The crow standing high said, "Mr. Fox, I dare say this grape is still sour." The fox swallowed and sighed, "delicious, visible." Hey! "

■ The crow found half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously couldn't drink these sweet liquids. It thought about it and decided to pick up small stones with its mouth and throw them into the bottle one by one. After unremitting efforts, the water surface rose and the crow drank a glass of good wine. At this time, several birds flew over, and the crow licked its mouth and looked at everyone: "Did you drink today?"

Funny advertising words (10)

■ Monkeys are obviously dissatisfied with their master's feeding plan, and they can't help getting angry. In order to appease them, the host decided to change to chop and change. The monkeys were happy for a while, but they soon found that they were cheated again because the total amount did not increase. The monkeys felt that they had been fooled, and they collectively negotiated with their masters. The monkeys looked at their master hopefully. "how about it? How much will it give us this time? " The host took the food angrily and weighed it in his hand: "one is early and the other is late."

■ A mouse climbed to the top of the oil bottle, put its tail into the bottle, and the oil dripped down along its tail, while another mouse greedily ate below, reluctant to leave. The mouse on guard was anxious: "Are you full? How does it taste? " The mouse who drank the oil smacked his lips: "Didi Xiang, I'm still unfinished!" " "

Funny advertising words (1 1)

■ The tiger ran with the fox for a while, and sure enough, the small animals in the forest were silent when they saw the fox. Seeing this scene, the tiger couldn't help exclaiming, "Yes, you can!" " The fox smiled proudly: "My brilliance comes from your elegance." "

■ When a tiger invites a wolf to dinner, it is inevitable to ask the wolf for advice: "What do you like to eat?" The wolf danced with excitement: "sheep, sheep!" " "

Funny advertising words (12)

■ The crocodile broke the bison's neck effortlessly and ate it up. Crocodile bird flew over: "Dude, what a big appetite." The crocodile didn't look back: "Good teeth and good appetite are good. Does it taste good? "

■ The crocodile bird said, "Let me help you pick your teeth." "Why?" The crocodile bird said mysteriously, "Our goal is-no tooth decay."

■ Toad finally jumped out of the well and saw the vast world outside. He couldn't help feeling: "Life can be better!"

■ At this time, a flock of swans flew across the sky, and toad stared at the swans intently, and his mouth was watering. The frog on the side was puzzled: "Big Brother, what are you thinking?" Toad's eyes never left the swan's figure and said, "My heart is flying."

■ Frog shook his head: "Don't think about it, it's impossible." "no!" Toad became serious: "Anything is possible."

■ "However, no toad has ever eaten swan meat." Frogs disdain. "I can!" Toad raised his neck, very determined.