Send a funny copy sentence to a circle of friends (select 31 sentences)

1. I was soaking my feet, and I cried when I was soaking. Even my feet were soaked.

2. Everyone cares about whether you fly high or not, and whether you are tired or not. Only I am different. I don't care about you.

3. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slap you in the backhand, I will think about whether I hit you lightly.

4. Do you think rich people are happy? Wrong, their happiness, you simply can't imagine.

5. Jackson Yee and I are going to be the happy couple, and we will come back to catch the astronauts who love to eat for you!

6. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

7. There is always someone who smiles at you and beats you, such as the class teacher standing outside the window.

8. It is safe to give up the expectation of everyone.

9. Being a man and doing things should be as crisp as soda crackers.

1. I just bought a 9 million Lamborghini and couldn't find the start button, which woke me up!

11. Don't reason with me. Just give me the money. Everything you say is right.

12. I just did my homework for five minutes, and my mobile phone became jealous, so I coaxed it for two hours.

13. I finally know why I should lick Oreos first, because then no one will rob me.

14. No matter how ordinary it is, it is also a limited edition. Don't look down on yourself.

15. I hope that all my gains are expected, and my losses will not hinder me.

16. My turn-back rate is quite high. I always turn around to see people who are good-looking.

17. Even if you fail 99 times, you should try again to round up an integer.

18. Presumably, many friends like to send friends circle. Generally, friends circle can receive many praises, all of which are funny and interesting sentences, which will improve your position in friends circle. Let's take a look at the funny copywriting and funny copywriting sentences in friends circle.

19. The whole world stinks of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

2. Other girls have good personalities, good looks and good temper, while I have a good appetite!

21. I am alone in this empty city and don't know love. Don't expect or be disappointed.

22. If you take care of others, you will tire yourself out sooner or later.

23. I am no longer the little girl who has to think about it for a long time after spending 5 yuan. I have to think carefully about spending 5 yuan recently.

24. Please use some skills when you cheat. Since you cheated, don't let me know the truth.

25. The moon is closed tonight, so I came to say good night.

26. Plant your own flowers and love your own universe.

27. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

28. We insist on one thing, not because it will be effective, but because we firmly believe that it is right.

29. I finally got used to my looks, got a haircut, and changed to an ugly method.

3. I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one in the evening and one in the morning.

31. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not melon, apricot and dew, but south kernel.