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Yi Qiu is the best chess player in the country. Let Yi Qiu teach two people to play chess. One of them concentrated on listening to Yi Qiu's teachings. Although the other person also listened, he was thinking about how to shoot a swan with a bow and arrow when it was about to fly by. Although the two people studied together, his grades were not as good as the first person. Is it because his intelligence is inferior to him? The answer was: Not so. Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! Three essays on "Progress", "Winter in Wuzhou" and "New Year"

I have made progress

I heard from my mother that the first, second and third grades are for laying the foundation. The sixth grade is a general review, and the fourth grade is a turning point. And I improved in the fourth grade, which means that I will be even better in the fifth and sixth grades.

It turns out that my Chinese language is always fluctuating, going up and down, not stable at all, just like on a seesaw, going up and coming down. My mother enrolled me in many cram schools for this purpose, and I thought: If you are not interested in interest classes, what is the use of attending them? It's better not to go and save some money.

Mom seemed to have read through my mind, and deliberately did not sign up for any interest classes in the second semester of fourth grade. She also asked me some strange and thought-provoking questions, such as: wood - texture - — Geography — Ideal. My mother gave me the beginning and the end and asked me to practice, but every time I had to look up the dictionary to complete it. This was not allowed by my competitive spirit, so it aroused my interest. After I understood many vocabulary words, this sentence Basic questions become easy. Gradually, I was able to master the idiom solitaire.

Then, I found a test paper, and the questions on it were all very flexible. From that book, I understood that no matter what I write, I must write my true feelings to be considered a good article. If there is no emotion, , the article will be dry, like a flower without nutrients and water. Without its beauty, the viewers will be dissatisfied. After understanding this, my composition level has really improved. This makes me more confident in learning Chinese and I understand how to learn Chinese.

I have made progress, I have indeed made progress. Because I know what it is and why it is so. My heart is as sweet as honey.

Impressions of the Spring Festival

In this snowless and increasingly warm season, the Spring Festival unknowingly buries the ordinary days and rushes towards us. Looking at the newly purchased wall calendar on the wall and counting the days approaching the last Spring Festival of this century, I can’t help but sigh that the years are rushing by and another peaceful and busy year has passed.

As the year draws to a close, the more or less good impressions accumulated in childhood have faded away. It is no longer the age of firecrackers, fireworks and dumplings, and we no longer look forward to being one year older and more knowledgeable. 10%, rather than saying that the Spring Festival is the happiest time, it is a moment when people suddenly realize that they are getting older and have greater responsibilities.

To express general congratulations, say a few auspicious words to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, and write some articles about spring and nostalgia, the elegance has long since disappeared. Like a program host, talking about this year's major events, lamenting the past and present, and thinking about the future is just to win compliments and applause from the audience. I won’t deceive myself or others. Maybe our expectations are too high. The Spring Festival is just an ordinary day among 365 days in a year. We have injected too much cultural connotation and commercial hype into it, so it seems particularly heavy. In fact, we might as well treat it with a normal heart, suppress our expectations and restlessness, and obtain some subtle satisfaction outside of eating, drinking, laughing, and visiting relatives and friends.

In the past, the Spring Festival left me with many beautiful and unforgettable memories. I think today's children will feel the same joyful and grand festival as I did then. However, different ages have different experiences, perhaps due to their own personalities and interests. No matter how various media exaggerate and bombard me, my actual feelings are always unsatisfactory. I feel a lot more helpless and a little more nervous than usual. Tired and heavy. You have to go to your parents, you have to go to your relatives and friends, you have to go to meet your colleagues, but the real content is always about eating and drinking. Clichés such as "Congratulations on getting rich," "Happy New Year," and "Good Luck and Good Luck" feel awkward but have to be repeated over and over again. Parading the streets, shopping, guessing riddles, lighting up lamps, giving gifts and entertaining guests year after year endlessly. People are like a top, being whipped by it and spinning endlessly, without even knowing where the center of gravity is.

In such an overwhelming festival, we still have to force ourselves to be excited as children, watch the party that goes around all night, and listen to the laughter of others, but what we feel is our own sleepy eyes, disappointed mood, and desireless stomach. I would rather eat a simple meal as usual, go to bed at ten o'clock, read a book for a while, or play a round of cards with friends. I always feel that on this day where everyone is happy, I have no interest at all, and I even have a good appetite.

Tradition, culture, history, and customs are originally man-made products. Our ancestors formulated them. We continue to copy and reproduce them from generation to generation, and evolution makes them brilliant, and even more so with the Internet. Propaganda makes it soar and mutate. It ultimately restricts ourselves and goes against the basic nature of human beings - people yearn for freedom and happiness. The Spring Festival can be said to be the clearest mirror in which everyone can see it. Is that tired and negative face what you looked like when you were a child? Even a hint of joy.

Yes, we continue to grow older and continue to experience the vicissitudes of life. This year's Spring Festival will be copied by next year's Spring Festival. Today's unhappiness may disappear tomorrow. Memory filters out the shadows and sadness in everyone's heart. What is left may be something that can be called beautiful, but what about once? There is no place for us there. It is blurred and fictitious. Even though we know it is false, we still repeat it and write articles to coax pedestrians and children.

I can’t grow old, I’m afraid I only have the innocence of childhood

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Accompanied by the falling snowflakes, I spent a very rich time A fun Christmas. Listen carefully, the footsteps of the New Year are approaching. Looking eastward, a bright day is approaching in the time tunnel. Let us gently greet him: Hello, New Year!

In the past three hundred and sixty-five days filled with wind, frost, rain, and snow, we have struggled, made progress, succeeded, and failed. Our laughter, loss, confusion and confusion have all become extremely beautiful memories. As Pushkin said in his poem: "And the past will be stained with inexplicable lovesickness." Isn't it?

The New Year is the starting point of time, and New Year’s Day is the first milestone of time. On this day, we are more imagining the future. The tasks that are about to be completed, the upcoming opportunities and the bright prospects are vaguely waving to us in front, "tempting" us with mysterious dreams and endless happiness. As a result, confidence and hope ignited in our hearts. We ignored the fatigue and pain and had to go through hardships without hesitation. The New Year always comes at the coldest time of the year. However, "Winter is coming, can spring be far behind?" Yes, there are countless poetic and picturesque feelings waiting for us to feel and describe: the sunny lakeside morning, The petals-covered paths at dusk, the misty rain on the bluestone path of Jiangnan Lane, the vast expanse of wheat fields in the north and the Xichun breeze...

Yes, although the road ahead is still bumpy, The biting cold wind is still howling, but for the promise we once made to ourselves, for the immortal hope and beautiful longing in our hearts, we still move forward, move forward...

Stand On the snow-white starting line of the New Year, towards tomorrow and towards the rising red sun in the east, let us let go of the white doves in our hearts and say sincerely with the mood of a blooming lily;

Hello New Year!

Lively New Year>>

In the morning, the weather is very good, fresh air, bright sunshine, clear sky, white and soft clouds, as if washed by water pure white.

Today’s nice weather brings my grandpa to visit relatives! Haha, my grandpa is coming today. I also brought my grandma, cousin, and aunt with me. Of course I’m happy (maybe I’ll even receive a red packet, hee hee!~~).

"Ahaha, hello grandpa, hello grandma, Happy New Year!" As soon as the relatives arrived, I said sweetly: "Congratulations on getting rich, money rolling in, and red envelopes coming! Hehe!"

Grandpa and grandma couldn't stand my move, so they took out the red envelopes one after another: "Then, here you go!"

"Thank you, grandpa and grandma, you are lucky this year!" As I said, I Just "escape to the room" and put the red envelope away.

After the reunion dinner, we watched TV together. It was 9 o'clock. Dad seemed to have forgotten something and took out a few things from the room. . .

"Come on, Mom, Dad, Xiaochao (my cousin), your profit is money, haha!" Dad handed out the money with a smile.

After my relatives went to bed, I pulled my father to the balcony. . .

"Dad, you seem to have forgotten something..." I asked my dad.

"What did I forget? Tell me!" Dad was very curious.

"You forgot... You forgot..." I was embarrassed to say it (can you guess what I want to say?): "Congratulations on getting rich, bring me the profit!"

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"Oh, so that's it. No, I'm determined, you won't get any new year's money this year!" Dad raised his voice deliberately.

"Ugh, no, you are a 'money' Cheng Sijin this year, so you can't bear to part with even a little bit?" I said, "Okay, okay!" Dad couldn't help it, and finally agreed. gave in.

Chinese New Year in Dreams>>

Slogans such as “Celebrate the Spring Festival” can often be seen on TV advertisements, and it is these slogans that add a joyful atmosphere to the Spring Festival.

Everyone goes shopping before the Spring Festival, buying new clothes, new shoes, etc. And I am no exception. It is said that this means that the new year can bring a new look and good luck. I think the Spring Festival also has a good side and a bad side. Of course, it is good for us, there is a holiday, and there is a gain. For cleaners, the New Year is a very hard time. The amount of garbage they have to clean increases a lot during the Spring Festival. In fact, when we are happy, we should not destroy things or throw things away. We "should not base our happiness on the pain of others." Therefore, we should not throw things away when playing in public places. Only in this way can the cleaning workers also "celebrate the Spring Festival". *** A fireworks party was also specially held so that people could "celebrate the Spring Festival". This party was held on the night of the 19th. Many people came that night, and people even had to squeeze out of the road. The fireworks started to set off. First of all, what we saw before our eyes were bunches of colorful fireworks shooting into the sky, and then exploding in the air, like beautiful flowers. Then there were more fireworks in various shapes as they exploded in the air. While people were watching, there were bursts of "wow" sounds from time to time. But after the fireworks show ended and people dispersed, the archway (the name of the place) turned into a "garbage dump" with garbage everywhere. The cleaning workers are very busy here. They all bend down to pick up garbage. When I saw this scene, I thought: Those cleaners must be very tired after picking up. Tomorrow is the first day of the Lunar New Year, and it is really painful to have to work so hard! So we should stop throwing things around so that the cleaning workers can also "celebrate the Spring Festival". On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I was very happy to go to Guangzhou with my family. When we came to Guangzhou, I felt that Guangzhou was a prosperous international city. There were many people walking on the street, but they were also relatively rule-abiding. The reason why I say this is because they can feel free to throw unwanted things into the trash can, although a small number of people are not very disciplined. But there is a certain gap compared with my home, Zhaoqing. Although Zhaoqing has made progress than before and can promote environmental protection on TV and propose some rules and regulations, I feel it is still not enough. These rules and regulations are not yet effective for a wide range of people, and our own environmental awareness is not strong enough. We must strengthen education, and only strengthening education is the main way to improve people's environmental awareness.

Therefore, we must strengthen the education of environmental awareness so that we can become civilized people, so that cleaning workers can also "celebrate the Spring Festival" and make our homes more beautiful. I am a bad English learner, please help me. Urgent!

dbbda, please accept the original question from my previous exercise book. It took me a long time to find out the exercise book. Urgent! I squeezed the pimple too hard and rubbed off a piece of skin

Don’t worry, it will go away over time. But it’s best not to do this in the future. If you have acne, you should use medicine to treat it. Stop squeezing. It’s unhygienic and unsafe. Urgent! The writing background of “The Disaster of the Normandy”

Here comes the standard answer< /p>

On March 17, 1870, two British ships collided. Captain Halvey of the "Normandy" died in the line of duty even though he could escape.

:xxedu./jiaoan/yuwen/16972.

An urgent reward of 50 is offered for writing about other people’s honesty and integrity

Young people are trekking on the long road of life, and the people at the ferry crossing , he has seven backpacks: "health", "beauty", "integrity", "alertness", "talent", "money" and "honor". The boat was calm and calm for an unknown period of time, but the wind and waves started to rise, the boat bumped, and dangers arose one after another. The boatman said: "The boat is small and the load is heavy. The passenger must throw away his backpack to tide over the difficulties." The young man was not willing to throw it away anywhere. The boatman added: "If you give up, you will take it. If you lose, you will gain." The young man thought for a while. , throwing "integrity" into the water. , he later made money in his career. But he had previously abandoned the "integrity" that is the most important thing in life and ended up in failure.

"Integrity" is a very illusory thing, but it is real: something that can withstand the test of history is honest. It is understood. And "integrity" has become the eternal pursuit of mankind.

I once accidentally read a report in a newspaper: There is an ordinary girl named Lin Haiyan in Huazhou, Guangdong Province. Her job is to guard the lottery machine and sell lottery tickets every day. Yes, the gentleman who often buys lottery tickets here called me. He was on a business trip and asked her to buy lottery tickets worth 707 yuan on his behalf. Lin Haiyan asked Qian to buy lottery tickets on her behalf. There is no lottery ticket to really win the jackpot. The bonus is 5.18 million yuan. No one could understand what happened - after Lin Haiyan learned that she had won the lottery, she immediately called the gentleman and urged him to come back to claim the prize. This girl is joking. But when he returned to the girl selling lottery tickets in Huazhou, he saw Lin Haiyan put a lottery ticket into his hand and said: "Your lottery ticket, you really won the big prize, go and claim the prize..."

< p> After reading this report, I was really moved. "Money" has a price, but "integrity" is priceless. Integrity is the bond between people and the bridge between hearts. If you treat others honestly and trustworthy, others will regard you as their confidant.

Integrity is everywhere, but there is a lot of integrity around you. Let’s talk about Yang Chunyan, the monitor of my class. She studies well and gets enviable scores every time she takes the test. Once, she scored 98 points in the English test. But then the teacher made a mistake on one of the questions on the test paper and deducted 1 point from her. She picked up the test paper, ran to the English teacher, and deducted 1 point from her. The teacher laughed, and everyone present laughed. She had, she wanted fake scores. The 1 point on this test paper is for her quality of integrity.

Integrity, a small match, can light up the heart; integrity, a small green leaf, can overturn the season; integrity, a small wave, can splash the ocean...

On the long road of life, on the arduous and faltering road of struggle, who does not leave the footprints of integrity in a down-to-earth manner.

Carrying the bag of integrity and grasping the fruits of integrity will make your steps on the road of life more stable and your footsteps more solid! Taidian M30 is broken, please help me take a look!

M30 is a new machine launched this year, so if you are still within the warranty period, send it for repair as soon as possible, and stop tinkering with the problems about the four classics. Urgent !!

1. Red Mansion: Jia Baoyu is smart and rebellious, does not pursue fame and fortune, and likes to protect women.

Wang Xifeng has vicious methods, neat and tidy work, acrimonious and aggressive personality. He is good at catering to Jia Mu.

Lin Daiyu, talented but aloof, sentimental, self-willed, with strong self-esteem

Journey to the West:

Sun Wukong: Highly skilled, freedom-loving, hates evil as much as hatred, dares to Struggles, but likes to steal the limelight, and interpersonal relationships are tense.

Monk Sha: Honest and simple, loyal to his master, honest, hard-working and uncomplaining.

Water Margin:

Ruda: He has a clear distinction between love and hate, acts bravely when he sees justice, helps those in danger and those in need, and hates evil as much as he hates it. Generous, valuing righteousness and sparing money, straightforward, courageous and resourceful, bold and careful.

Yang Zhi: He has a delicate mind and strong martial arts skills, but he has a bad temper and is not good at communication.

The Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Guan Yu: He has clear grudges and is famous for his loyalty, but he is strong and conceited, more than brave but lacking in wisdom.

Zhuge Liang: strategist, resourceful and brave, helpful to the world and loving the people, modest and prudent.

2. "A Dream of Red Mansions"

Grandma Liu entered the Rongguo Mansion, and Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden the second time.

Baochai flutters at the butterfly

"Journey to the West"

Three dozen white-bone spirits. The True and False Monkey King

"Water Margin"

Outwit the birth date. Yang Zhi buys a knife.

"Three Kingdoms"

Cao Cao was defeated and took the Huarong Road. Zhuge Liang's tongue-in-cheek battle with the Confucian scholars seeking differences in Tang Xinyue's novel resource*** is shared, urgent

Baidu Cloud sharing failed, and can only use 360 ??cloud disk: yunpan./c6kWaiNBrCauz Access password 69

I hope it will be adopted, thank you. Can’t install the 2009 version of QQ? Experts please come in! urgent!

Qq2009 does have a lot of problems, and so does mine. QQ often shuts down inexplicably and often becomes unresponsive, but it can be guaranteed that there are no viruses and the password is very safe.

If it still doesn’t work, it may be that some non-essential system files are missing in your system. Because they are non-essential, XP can still be executed, but some programs cannot be used, and QQ needs to reference that file. , causing QQ to be unable to respond, which will be very troublesome——you need to backup or refill the system.

The most direct method is to redo the system!

But please note that you must first format the C drive with DOS before installing it!