Performable jokes or skits

A man knocked unconscious an unknown old man while riding a motorcycle in the downtown area!

The man was so frightened that he didn’t know what to do! There are more and more onlookers!

Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted in tears: "Dad, wait for me, I will find a doctor for you right now!"

After saying that, he ran away dropped. . .

The old man struggled and shouted angrily: "Come back here!"

Everyone sighed: "This son is really filial!"

Company manager Let people hang a slogan on the wall saying "If you want to do it, do it immediately", hoping to motivate employees!

After some time, a friend of the boss asked him how effective this move was.

The boss said angrily: "The cashier took 100,000 yuan and ran away, the office director eloped with my female secretary, and dozens of employees asked for a salary increase!"

A The child stood next to the blacksmith shop and watched the blacksmith forge iron! The blacksmith hated her, so he took out the red-hot iron and put it in front of the child to scare him!

The child blinked and said, "If you give me a dollar, I dare to lick it!"

After hearing this, the blacksmith immediately took out a dollar and gave it to the little girl!

The child took the money, licked it with his tongue, put it in his pocket and left...

An old couple who were born on the same day in the same year celebrated their 60th birthday!

During the banquet, God came and said that he could grant the couple their two wishes!

The old woman said: "My dream is to travel around the world."

God waved the magic wand in his hand, wow! A stack of plane tickets was conjured up.

The old man said: "I want to live with a woman 30 years younger than me."

God waved the magic wand in his hand, wow! Turned the old man into 90 years old!

Xiaoqiang gave a speech at the rally, and the people below were all ears!

Xiaoqiang said: "There are two kinds of people I hate the most! One is racial discrimination, the other is black, and the third is illiterate!"

The people below suddenly started sweating. . .

On a very cold winter day, two beggars, one old and one young, went to beg in the morning. They walked to the door of a restaurant and waited for the boss to throw away their leftovers.

The hard work paid off. After a while, the boss came out with a bucket of leftover rice. The little beggar hurriedly went up to eat, but the old beggar stood beside him without moving.

Because the weather was very cold and the rice was cold, the little beggar felt sick to his stomach after eating a few mouthfuls, so he vomited it out!

At this time, the old beggar rushed up and said with great emotion: "I'm just waiting for your hot mouth."

There was a couple, and the husband was very stingy!

When he woke up one morning, his husband found his wife dead in the bed.

He jumped up quickly, ran down the stairs with a pale face and stumbled, shouting: "Maid! Maid!"

The maid replied: "Sir! What's the matter?"

My husband shouted: "One hard-boiled egg for breakfast is enough!"

The introverted Xiao Zhang saw a beautiful woman in the bar.

After hesitating for a long time, he finally plucked up the courage, approached her, and asked in a low voice: "Can I talk to you?"

Suddenly the woman shouted loudly. : "No, I won't sleep with you!"

Everyone in the bar stared at the two of them. Xiao Zhang was very embarrassed, blushing without saying a word, and returned his own in grievance. seat.

After a while, the woman walked up to Xiao Zhang and whispered: "I'm sorry, I'm a student in the psychology department. I just wanted to test how people react in embarrassing situations."

This is, Xiao Zhang shouted loudly: "You want two hundred yuan? It's too expensive!"

A group of fireflies were flying in the sky, and one of them didn't light up!

The other one asked him curiously: "Brother, why don't you glow?"

The non-luminous firefly replied: "Hey, bro, I forgot to pay the electricity bill last month. ”

Two beauties were talking in the elevator about which cosmetics have the best whitening effect.

At the same time, there was a black man listening silently next to him.

Suddenly the black man said to the two beauties: "It's useless! I've tried it, but it doesn't work!"