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What’s the previous sentence for “I don’t have a Porsche at home”?

Don’t feel bad for me, I don’t have a Porsche at home.

The original sentence is not that I don’t have feelings for you, it’s that you don’t drive a Porsche. It's not that I don't care about you, it's just that you don't have a big rear wing. The implicit meaning is that one party despises the other party's economic strength and is unable to provide generous daily expenses.

This is obviously a money-worshipping statement, usually used by women to tell men that money cannot determine everything in love. On the contrary, in the depth of love, all worldly money is ignored. . But in today's fast-paced life, many girls cannot calm down and work hard with their partners, nor do they have the patience to wait for their partners to become outstanding.

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