Humorous phrases in summer vacation

The humorous language of summer vacation is:

1, flowers make a world, one leaf comes like a Buddha, one heart and one life, one quiet spring, everything is empty, one thought of love, peace of mind is natural and refreshing, and peace of mind is always spring. Meditate every day in summer. May you be happy forever.

When the weeding day is noon, be careful not to get heatstroke. Don't be exposed to the sun outdoors, be careful of the sun poison. High temperature and less work, cooling and heatstroke prevention. Clothes should be loose, which is more comfortable to absorb sweat. Drink more salty water and remember to replenish water. I wish you a healthy and carefree summer!

3. In ancient times, I hoped that plums could quench their thirst and eliminate the thirst in their mouths out of thin air. Today, there is a calming wave to relieve impatience and worry, and to harmonize the stomach with qi, which is called calming wave. Angry people are indispensable.

4, eat more melons in hot summer, replenish water to prevent heatstroke and lower blood pressure. Eat watermelon to quench thirst, eat melon to relieve summer heat, eat loofah to clear away heat and purge fire, and eat bitter gourd to detoxify and maintain beauty. Eat three meals a day, and live a healthy life!

5. Send you a breeze and let it take away your sweat; Send you a cold drink and let it take away your irritability; Send a thoughtful greeting: summer is hot, pay attention to heatstroke prevention!

6. The morning breeze blows gently, and the happiness of summer stops for you; The afternoon sunshine is particularly dazzling, and the enthusiasm of summer fills my heart; The stars are shining in the summer night, and the peace of summer is in your own hands!

7. Go to bed late and get up early in summer, and don't miss your nap. The room is ventilated and cool to prevent exposure to high temperature and humidity. A light diet is enough, don't wait for thirst to replenish water. Summer medicine must be always available, and it is best to nip in the bud. I wish you a happy summer vacation!

8. This short message has the function of "heatstroke prevention": "prevention" will make you stop dozing off, "number" will make you not hear from me for a long time, "health" will reduce your thoughts about me, and "warmth" will warm your heart! Bless a summer and send you cool!

9, the weather is hot, the heart should be quiet, and the temper should be controlled. Hello, boss, hello, colleagues. Let's meet and say hello. You help me, I help her, sincere cooperation is in a good mood. More happiness, less troubles, good health and good spirit.

10, summer moon fans, SMS as a ship carrying you, the scenery on the Yanbo River is beautiful, and a wisp of cool water is in your heart. Soothes summer's fidgety, sparkling, charming and small wishes, and turns it into a quiet and ecstatic dream.