What are some humorous sentences that get up earlier than chickens?

1, got up earlier than the chicken, went to bed later than the ghost, had sore eyes and was lazy all day.

2. Get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, eat worse than pigs and do worse than cows.

Go to bed later than cows and get up earlier than chickens. That is me. I didn't wake up with an alarm clock.

I started to go to school as soon as I got up, then I went to bed later than the dog and got up earlier than the chicken.

The longest winter vacation in history is finally coming to an end, and it's time to get up earlier than the chicken. I'm panicking!

6, get up earlier than chickens, eat worse than pigs, and do more than cows! Money is life and life is shit!