Are there any classic jokes?

1. We want a small MM and irrigate it with * * *; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.

2. Love at first sight, then decline and finally run out.

3. A person is not lonely, but when he misses someone.

4. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

If you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front!

6. Work QQ, refuse to chat, speak forcefully, and every word is gross; Punctuation marks, half price, 1000 words or more, 20% off; Emoticon picture, ten-month subscription, audio and video, not yet opened; Pay first and then chat, chat as soon as the payment arrives, pay online and provide invoices; Free monthly rent, single charge, weekend, business as usual; wanted man

1. Birds are big and there are all kinds of Woods.

2. The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling apricots from the wall.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

5. I am old, my wife, my wife.

6. I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a cesspit.

7. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

8. I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.

9. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

1. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

I am in the Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in the Jianghu.

4. Take other people's road and let others have no way out.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

1. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

2. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.

3. Time is the same as cleavage. There is still room for squeezing.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Don't treat animals that are still dead after bleeding for a week lightly.

6. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

7. Women remember: Be sure to eat, play, sleep and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.

1. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished.

One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty.

I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp!

The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

7. A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big.

8. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

9. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.

10. Living in bed, dying in bed, wanting to live and die, is also in bed.

1. Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on the road, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women. Tell her to go back to sleep

My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but I didn't see its owner.

I signed it. I am here

1. A tree will die if it is not skinned. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

2. Do everything, do everything.

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life.

4. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales.

6. Success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play the bad ones well.

Appeared at the age of 7.0, and 10 is improving every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

8. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed; When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

9. Stand higher and pee farther.

10. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

1 1. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, and send them all to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

12. No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

1. You can't have both.

An expert looks at the door, while a layman looks at the sidewalk.

3. There are no roadside wildflowers, step on them!

4. I met a MM personality signature: I can't play chess and draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

6. I met an old Shaanxi personality signature: ugly women are more troublesome, and black buns are more vegetables.

7. I met our teacher's signature: I tell you, the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious (after his nth blind date failed).

8. I met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not be.

9. I met a lover's signature: I don't have to count what I say, I like it every day.

10. I met Sleeping King in my class. Signature: three minutes full in the morning, three minutes full in the middle and six minutes full after dinner.

1. midnight 12 logout! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.

2. Hello, is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to repair it?

3. I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, Chinese Academy of Sciences, and I have lost the Nobel Prize for a long time, and I won the Oscar Award for Lifetime Stealth.

4. We want to fly in heaven, two birds are one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!

Don't worry, I have no appetite when I see you, let alone sexual desire!

6. Although sleeping naked, plug and play

7. Split up-do you want a piece of the action?

8. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So we spent the night.

9. I pinned Konka's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to buy a new Nokia mobile phone.

10. I think I would like it if I came later in the morning.

1. I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

2. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

3. Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you have to pass once in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

I'm an actor, and my eyes turn when I see beautiful mm.

6. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

7. I want to puppy love, but it's too late.