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Bag in the air-pretend to be crazy. (Installation wind). ●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong). ● The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs). The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful. (leaving the rope). Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law). My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle). ●. Rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky. (pour plums). ● Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free) ●. Bald man with an umbrella-lawless. (no hair can't). ● Short transition-peace of mind. (drowning the heart). ● Horse shops buy pigs-this is not the case. There is no such city. ●/kloc-weather in October/February-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet. A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift. * * * The toilet is still a stone-causing public anger. (causing male feces). ● Wear a fur coat-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep. ● Confucius moved-this is a complete loss. All books. ●. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. It's quite risky. ●. Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle). The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold). ● Scholar's towel-it will definitely lose. (Bao Shu) The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. (But look at this page). ● It is not surprising that the needle is still picking towels. (Not enough for a flag). ● Hit the bamboo hard with a blunt knife. (it won't ring). How dare you tie a chicken feather on a telephone pole? What a big duster. ● Knock melon seeds and get rid of bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of kernels. Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence). Rush's crutch-can't be the master. I can't do it. Chatting at the salt shop-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook. Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods). Blow the horn of the window-reputation. (singing outside). The dragon king moved-great. (From the sea) Laojiu's brother-honest. (old ten). * Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods. Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts). Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection). Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I have to blow it up. The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread) It is suitable for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi). The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful). Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter. ● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear). ● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly). ● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan). ●. Hardcover Maotai-long time. (Good wine) ●. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk). ● The blind lead the blind-Busy. (Blind plus blind). Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red. ● What should come will come-get to the bottom of it. (tattoo to the end). ● Walking in the watermelon field. (a circle where the left and right sides intersect). ● Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes). ● Sacks and straw bags-each generation is worse than the next. One bag is not as good as one. The beans at the bottom of the bowl-lifelike. (Particles in eyes). ● Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident). Low poor carpenter entrepreneurship-only one sentence. There is only a saw. ● Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke). There is no oil in the lamp-wasting your heart. (Waste of energy). Zhong Kui marry younger sister-fooling around. (ghost marriage). ● The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit). ● Persistence with Huang Lian-year after year of suffering. (sticky and sticky). ● Open the drawer of the drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills) Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop). ● Riding a horse in an opera-no way. (on foot) ●. As promised, stir-fry kimchi without soy sauce. Salt comes first. ● Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (Pick the skin). ● From Henan to Hunan-even harder. (South Canada). ● Carry stones with lanterns-do it. (copy). The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen). ● Cropland whipping-bragging. (urging cattle). ●. The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The villain's back. ● Aviation somersault-from wrong to right. (inverted flight test). The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair). The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple). ● The freighter went out to sea-a layman. (foreign airlines). ● Burning flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal). ●. Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens). ● Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. A kind of salt is difficult to put in. There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (the voice is mellow). ● It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs). ● Eat ginseng on your ass-spare. (added). ●. The mother of Pi Di-too thick-skinned. (Queen Mother Pi). ● Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man). ● Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Be a sheep face) ●. Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden. ● Talk to fans. (rumor) Low. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot). Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from death. It's not far from shit ●. Tang Priest's book-serious. A true sutra Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim). ● The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat). The tortoise has a chicken feather in its belly-it is anxious to come back. The tortoise's heart is like an arrow. There is a hole behind the temple.-Great. The temple is finished. ●. Shouxing Qixianhe-No way. No deer. ● Two payments 18 dollars-I have heard about it for a long time. (nine articles). ● Girls in the dyehouse don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing). Low. Tie a pigtail behind your ass-it's against the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder). Unfortunately, the stove turned over. (Pour coal). ● The rice cooker is smoking. The rice is burnt. Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle) doesn't nail shoes with awls-It's really nice (needle) turtle's ass-It's stipulated that (turtle) walks in watermelon fields-blind people go to school-Don't admit failure (book) mason's tile knife-light map (painting) clay bodhisattva's face-Lost (lost) (touching the light).