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What's interesting about Northeast dialect?

Northeastern boys went to the south to eat western pastry, and thought the bread was too cold. He called the waiter directly: hello, old girl, you can't eat it when it's cold. Please make room for me! At that time, the waiter was shocked to hear it.

The waiter took the bread and smiled but didn't understand. What does it mean to have a rest? I don't understand!

The young man quickly explained that Teng intended to slip away at once!

The waiter is more confused. Do you want to slip this bread? Do you want to tie the rope Is that what you mean?

The young man was made to laugh, not the little sister. What are you talking about? What rope are you tying? You're out of breath, out of breath!

The waiter still doesn't understand. Do you have any gasoline on you? Sir, this doesn't seem appropriate!

Young people are speechless. He snatched the plate from the waiter, so let's eat. I'm not afraid of catching cold!

Seeing this situation, netizens were made to laugh, which caused many netizens in Northeast China to feel the same way. Everyone started leaving messages.

Some people say that my wife had a meal at the Shenzhen Hotel and ordered a grilled ribs. She asked the waiter, are you stewing the ribs? The waiter is confused.

Someone said that I was in a convenience store in Guangzhou and asked my lady for a bag after shopping. As a result, she gave me a tea egg. ...

Some people say that my husband is from Guangdong. I told him to give up, but he said I couldn't understand what you said. ...

Some people said that I was repairing cars in the south. I told the staff of 4S shop that my car was a little hot, and the clerk was shocked. ...

Some people say that I have a leader from the south who wore a pair of shoes in winter, and then a colleague from the northeast asked him why you still wear fake shoes today. At that time, the leader was anxious and repeatedly stressed that he bought this pair of shoes in a specialty store. It's true!

Some people say that my colleague has a backache and is seeing a doctor in the south. The doctor asked him how he felt. He said that the doctor was stunned by the pain.

Some people say that my mother went to the south to buy fruit and bargain with the fruit vendor. Can the boss be cheaper? The boss looked unhappy at that time.

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In fact, this is the geographical difference of language. I'm from the northeast, too. I am familiar with these words. Some of them often say, for example, "Teng" means heating, for example, "throwing in" means filtering with water. For example, "wooden sheets" means "numbness". For example, "can you make it cheaper" means "can you make it cheaper" when bargaining?

Every place has its own dialect, and the local dialect also shows local characteristics. If you are in a foreign country, meeting your hometown will make people feel particularly cordial and relieve homesickness. Although Mandarin has become popular now, it is quite interesting to play jokes on some occasions by occasionally popping up a few local dialects.