Who has the latest jingle?

The money from labor makes you happy and calm.

The aid money makes you feel warm.

The money raised makes you infinitely powerful.

The reward money will make you work harder.

The money you save makes you value diligence and thrift.

Taking bribes makes you greedy.

Stolen money makes you tremble with fear.

Congratulations on the money, so that you can double the repayment.

The gift of money makes you a lazy person.

Embezzled money makes it difficult for you to repay it.

1950s -

Steamed buns look like pot lids,

Tofu first course,

Tomato scrambled eggs,

Soak rice in powdered soup.

1960s -

Oil pancakes,

Dry steamed buns,

White flour steamed buns and Hanaki.

Vermicelli, shredded pork and kelp,

make a stew in one pot.

1970s -

Beef, sheep, chicken, duck, large carp,

Plywood meatballs are delicious.

Eight large bowls, the most affordable,

Finally, a bowl of haggis.

1980s -

Fungus, kelp and day lily,

fried quickly one plate after another.

Chicken, duck and fish hot pot,

Hand-grilled mutton with lots of spices.

Soak rice in three fresh soup,

Eat and drink enough to go home.

1990s -

Cashew nut and walnut eight-treasure tea,

Take the high-end drinks up.

You can taste all the delicacies of mountains and seas,

I don’t know how many recipes there are.

When will the high score come? I am speechless and ask the sky.

If I failed again this time, how can I go to face Jiayan?

I wanted to drop out of school, but I was afraid that my father would blame me and my mother would blame me.

I would sweat in vain for several years. Poor academic performance,

not to mention the key points.

Three cents of plowing, one cent of harvest, sleepless nights.

There should also be hatred, who said I am weak-willed.

The moon waxes and wanes, and life has its merits and demerits.

This has never been the case in ancient times.

I hope that after working hard, my name will be in front of Sun Shan.

The feeling is deep and boring.

The feelings are shallow, lick a little.

My feelings are weak and I can’t drink.

The feelings are strong and the drink is not enough.

Emotional iron, drink it and bleed.

The dark clouds cover the sun,

but they cannot cover your smiling face!

It covers the blue sky,

It cannot cover your heart!

Who said cloudy days are not good?

This is a unique landscape!

A man sheds tears without letting go,

Why are my clothes wet now?

It’s bitter in the cold window, climbing the mountain of books,

Although If you are ambitious, serve the country!

Brain surgery - good at tackling key problems;

"Brain surgery" - stare blankly!

Do not speculate Detached;

Talking about drilling, layman;

Skinny eyes, can't turn...

Dead head, can't turn...

Waist The rod is straight and does not bend...

The mouth is clumsy and cannot lick...

Just sigh----

The doctor was laid off and set up a street stall!

Worry and worry----

"Bole" comes from the United States...

You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond description!

I have no courage in life, the earth has no gravity!

Provincial model workers and city model workers clearly mark their prices,

County model workers and township model workers are publicly auctioned;

There is no need to fight, there is sufficient supply,

gold Laurel Crown Silver Laurel Crown is worn upon payment.

The boss’s four major wishes:

Everyone is familiar with industrial and commercial taxation.

Customers are all taken advantage of.

Employees are willing to be cowards.

The secretary took the initiative to send tenderness.

The lady’s four major wishes:

Rich people come to the karaoke bar,

Tips are huge,

There is no such thing in the world AIDS,

A man ejaculates in two strokes.

The four major wishes of students:

The school will no longer charge tuition fees,

There will be no queues for meals in the cafeteria,

Don’t be punished for skipping classes and cheating Caught,

Boys and girls were in the same dormitory.

Journalists’ four major wishes:

News reports are always the first to be reported,

I can edit the front page headlines,

Singers often engage in homosexual activities ,

Sports stars often go to rooms.

Today’s four major fools: those who cannot hang themselves in love, those who take medicine when they are not sick, those who sign contracts that are invalid, and those who look at their mobile phones and giggle.

* Today’s four major idiots: Wear condoms on mobile phones, handcuffs when calling, men wear vests, and women wear bras.

* The four things not to offend: drinking and not eating, being shirtless and wearing a tie, having breasts exposed, and riding a bicycle for 80 miles.

* The four great joys of a new life: meeting a close friend while chatting, meeting an online friend while shopping, paying for a cell phone bill, and being happy, my lover.

* The four great tragedies of life: a drop of sweet rain after a long drought; a foreign land Meeting an old acquaintance, the creditor; the wedding night, next door; the same name when nominated for the gold medal.

* Four annoying things: no one comes to invite guests, no one calls the BB machine, the wife doesn't let it make trouble, but if you want to make trouble, you have to Put on a condom.

* The four idle things: the boss’s kidney, the manuscript of an official, the lady’s tears, the statistics bureau’s table.

* The four idle things: the rich man’s wife , leader’s money, laid-off workers, researchers.

* Four Knowledges: It’s not until you get to Beijing that you know how old an official is, when you get to Shanghai you don’t know how old you are, when you get to Shenzhen you don’t know how much money you have, and when you get to the private room, you don’t know how old your wife is.

* Four lectures: talk about righteousness in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon, and strength in the evening.

* Four "cannot say": Bull market is trapped, Xiaomi is cheated, The stolen money was stolen and Viagra failed.

* The four major evils: alcohol is a poison that penetrates the intestines, sex is a bone scraper, anger is a tiger descending from the mountain, and money is the root of trouble.

* Four things about men: Twenty-year-old men are futures goods, thirty-year-old men are hot-selling goods, forty-year-old men are spot goods, and fifty-year-old men are jumping off buildings.

* Four things men are afraid of :Afraid that the lady is sick, afraid that the lover is pregnant, afraid that the masses will write letters, afraid that the wife will commit suicide.

* Four types of men: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men Catching people everywhere, waiting for men to come home from get off work.

* Four "sleeps" for men: beggars sleep on the ground, sleep with their wives to pay taxes, sleep with lovers to evade taxes, and sleep with sister-in-law to increase their value.

* The four wolves in the world: Clinton the pervert, Saddam the wild wolf, Putin the hungry wolf, and Chen Shui-bian the domestic wolf.

* Four stupid things for men: Go home after get off work, spend the money you earn, order lobster for dinner, and leave your phone number for the lady.

* Four important things for men at age: Twenty is a gallop, Thirty is Microsoft, forty is Panasonic, and fifty is Lenovo.

* The four brothers in the world: the first brother went to school together, the second brother went through the gun together, and the third brother went whoring together. Prostitution, the four irons all shared the spoils together.

* The four greatest hopes of a man are: to have a cook at home, to have a good-looking person in the office, to have a lowly person next to him, and to have someone to miss him far away.

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* A man’s four major wishes: to marry Xiao Zhao, to make friends is Linghu Chong, as a man, it’s best to be Qiao Feng, and to hang out, he should be Wei Xiaobao.

* A man’s four major frustrations : Accompanying a wife is boring, finding a young lady is too expensive, having a lover is too tiring, and it is most economical not to get married.

* The four ideals of women: men whose heads are broken, who give me money every day, and who have to wait in line for anything I choose, I will never grow old.

* Fourth-class beauties: First-class beauties are traveling across the ocean, second-class beauties are in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, third-class beauties are in Beijing and Shanghai, and fourth-class beauties are waiting to go to sea.

* What the four loves look like: first love is like falling in love at first sight, passionate love is like committing oneself to each other, nostalgia is like being obedient, and broken love is like you and me.

* Four basics Rules: Drinking is basically free, smoking is basically provided, salary is basically fixed, and wives are basically free.

* New four systems of marriage: Break the wife’s life-long system, implement the aunt’s shareholding system, introduce the competition system for young ladies, and promote lovers Contract

The classroom is air-conditioned, and there are clever ideas for exams;

Study depends on strength, fooling around depends on luck;

Practice depends on respect, promotion depends on establishment;

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It is in vain to say to the teacher, I hope you will not give up;

Grades are indeed life-threatening, and repeating a grade will lead to death;

If you really have no choice, you must persevere;

< p> Cheating is never certain;

Try it for many times and you will see the truth one by one;

It doesn’t matter if you are unfamiliar, just practice more;

The general test relies on memory, and the paragraph test relies on eyesight;

The cheat sheet must be meticulous, and the writing skills must be careful;

Give up on the review test, and rely on tacit understanding for the mid-term test;

Actions If it is too stiff, the teacher will pay attention;

The front and back should respond, and the left and right should take care of each other;

When teachers and students are in the same room, the teacher will leave and the students will start;

Good relations with neighbors, So that no one cares;

Once caught, the letter will be written in a big way;

It may be high-tech and photocopied;

It is too big to send it by mail. When I went back, my parents were very angry;

Maybe it was pure craftsmanship, and the ghosts and gods marveled at the unique skills;

If you don’t hit it, it won’t be effective, but the shot is very powerful;

Maybe it was more economical, Cut out the textbook;

Dad, don’t be discouraged, listen to me;

Or all three, I am invincible in the exam room;

Don’t cheat in the exam, next year Be a junior;

The eyesight is majestic, and the whole row is aimed at;

Three points depends on gambling, seven points depends on luck;

When it is completed Field, PASS is no problem;

My heart is sad, and the sky is full of joy.

It is wood that makes furniture,

It is a scholar who understands poetry,

What everyone thinks about is money,

What is cultivated is Talent,

What women want is a figure.

The eldest brother stepped aside,

The second son divided the fields,

The third son stared at the money,

The fourth son went to the street and shouted,

Lao Jiu went to heaven.

Those who farm have abandoned their land,

Those who work are busy setting up stalls,

Those who teach are out of class,

Those who serve as soldiers are out Barracks,

Those in power are officials and businessmen.

The heavenly soldiers and generals are engaged in commerce,

the female generals of the Yang family are engaged in industry,

the old, weak, sick and disabled are engaged in agriculture.

Women are trying their luck,

while men are taking risks.

The young lady is called Shakaizi when playing, and the boss's son is called Bai Xiang.

In written language, he is called Mianshou. On notices, he is called concubine.

On TV, he is called handsome boy. , farmers call them breeding pigs, and they call themselves handsome boys.

Singing and dancing stars, film and television stars, eating and drinking stars, all over the place

Football fans, fishing fans, stock fans, mini crazy

Travel fever, inspection fever, going abroad fever , the heat wave is rolling

Playing mahjong, playing with pets, playing tricks, and being cynical

Hometown clubs, close friend clubs, sorority parties, there are clubs within the clubs

The hottest trend , auction style, seminar style, turmoil is surging

Mountain tour festival, water play festival, sightseeing festival, extracurricular activities

Respect the God of Wealth, respect the door god, beg ghosts and gods, and hope for supernatural powers

< p> Modernism, obscurity, nascentism, complex derivation

Advertising wars, slogan wars, brand wars, constant wars

Orators, critics, braggarts, family scandals It’s hard to hide

North:

Peking University’s brand food from the People’s Hospital;

Beiwai’s girl from Tsinghua University’s Han;

National People’s Congress The streets are full of hooligans.

South:

Nanda’s brand and China Southern’s rice;

The girl from Nanjing Normal University, the Han from the southeast;

The hooligans from Hehai Street full of stations.