How to talk to your boyfriend in the tone of green tea?

The classic sentences of green tea are as follows:

1. Sorry, I didn't mean to. I don't want you to quarrel because of me.

I have been trying to be good friends with her, but I don't know why she always misunderstood me.

Is your girlfriend misunderstood? It's all my fault. Let me explain, okay?

It rained heavily and I was soaked to the skin. If your girlfriend is not at home, can I borrow your place to take a bath?

Your girlfriend is spoiled by you, and I feel sorry for you. If I were you, I wouldn't do that.

I really just regard him as my brother.

7. I'm really sorry. I just regard you as a good friend. I didn't know you liked me.

She is actually very nice, but she just misunderstood us. Don't be so mean to her.

9. I really like a casual person like her. Family chaos, good capacity for liquor. I can swear at will, but I can't. I can't say it.

10 Wow, you have ABS. That's great. Can you help me touch them? Ah, what? Unfair?